Mythical match-up #3 Delta back line vs. A Wet Paper Bag

Jinky · 04-14-2002, 05:40 PM

The early scouting report from Sensei wasn't too favourable for the Delta mob.

Jinky · 04-14-2002, 06:40 PM

OOOOOHHHHHFFFF!!

And the wet paper bag is out to a commanding lead on the judges' cards. If the Delta backline don't start defending soon the ref might just have to halt this fight early.

Seedy,
what are the keys to victory for either side?

Jinky · 04-14-2002, 10:00 PM

Thanks Seedy Clancy.

CDK · 04-14-2002, 10:25 PM

C'mon Jinky,

What am I supposed to say here? Are we talking about a 6'ft wet paper bag with a stiff jab?

This match-up immediately demonstrates the problem with pitting two fighters with diferent chemical make ups against each other in what really is a mythical matchup. Delta's back line consisting 4 of the poorest excuses for fullbacks I have ever seen and a wet paper bag that could box, which I have never seen.. It would be difficult to get this fight sanctioned.

Prediction:
The Wet Paper Bag would enter as an off the boards favorite, and once the bell rang, It would do as it pleased. I guess?

Jinky · 04-14-2002, 10:31 PM

What if the bag was dry?

Would that affect the odds?

sensei_hanson · 04-15-2002, 12:04 PM

Dry bag in three. Wet bag might need to go past 10. Fibres are pretty durable when they 'aint moist.

7-1.

Jinky · 04-16-2002, 08:27 PM

The ref is gonna let this one go on just to see how high the count can get.

Jinky · 04-22-2002, 08:49 PM

Well, most of these polls are open for seven days (the new ones are for five) and therefore this fight is over, if it ever really started.

I declare The Wet Paper Bag , the winner!

Hard luck Delta Backline, good effort.

~the WPB and his handlers leave the ring in victory.

Ballbaby · 04-22-2002, 08:54 PM

Jinky,

You actually went surfing for a jpeg of paper bags. How exciting!

Think about it Jinky.

jinkyisbeginningtoloseitandasafriendithinkishouldhelphim

Jinky · 04-22-2002, 09:02 PM

Ballbaby,

Taking the extra 15 seconds to make a post just right is what separates a TTP Superstar like me from the rabble.

There. I said it.

View Poll Results: Who would win a fight between these great competitors
The Delta Backline	0	0%
A Wet Paper Bag	17	89.47%
Draw	2	10.53%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

04-14-2002, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Mythical match-up #3 The early scouting report from Sensei wasn't too favourable for the Delta mob.

04-14-2002, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	OOOOOHHHHHFFFF!! And the wet paper bag is out to a commanding lead on the judges' cards. If the Delta backline don't start defending soon the ref might just have to halt this fight early. Seedy, what are the keys to victory for either side? Last edited by Jinky; 04-14-2002 at 06:47 PM.

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04-14-2002, 10:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Thanks Seedy Clancy.

04-14-2002, 10:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	C'mon Jinky, What am I supposed to say here? Are we talking about a 6'ft wet paper bag with a stiff jab? This match-up immediately demonstrates the problem with pitting two fighters with diferent chemical make ups against each other in what really is a mythical matchup. Delta's back line consisting 4 of the poorest excuses for fullbacks I have ever seen and a wet paper bag that could box, which I have never seen.. It would be difficult to get this fight sanctioned. Prediction: The Wet Paper Bag would enter as an off the boards favorite, and once the bell rang, It would do as it pleased. I guess?

04-14-2002, 10:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	What if the bag was dry? Would that affect the odds?

04-15-2002, 12:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
sensei_hanson Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: The China Club Posts: 1,547 Images: 31 TTP Friends: (0)	Dry bag in three. Wet bag might need to go past 10. Fibres are pretty durable when they 'aint moist. 7-1.

04-16-2002, 08:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	The ref is gonna let this one go on just to see how high the count can get.

04-22-2002, 08:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Well, most of these polls are open for seven days (the new ones are for five) and therefore this fight is over, if it ever really started. I declare The Wet Paper Bag , the winner! Hard luck Delta Backline, good effort. ~the WPB and his handlers leave the ring in victory.

04-22-2002, 08:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ballbaby Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: in a parking lot with lots and lots of speedbumps Posts: 1,424 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (1)	Jinky, You actually went surfing for a jpeg of paper bags. How exciting! Think about it Jinky. jinkyisbeginningtoloseitandasafriendithinkishouldhelphim

04-22-2002, 09:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Ballbaby, Taking the extra 15 seconds to make a post just right is what separates a TTP Superstar like me from the rabble. There. I said it.

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