Mythical Match-up #5 TheRob vs. The Apprentice

**knvb** · 04-16-2002, 01:22 PM

TheRob vs. The Apprentice

Day vs. night. A Canucks fan vs. a Habs fan. A Canadian to the core vs. A Wop.

I'm hoping Sensei or CD will give us the pre- bout numbers

TheRob · 04-16-2002, 02:04 PM

Easy, Peasy, Japanesey.

Jinky · 04-16-2002, 05:20 PM

I'd pick a draw,...if I could.

**Regs** · 04-16-2002, 05:31 PM

You can.

Reccos · 04-16-2002, 05:32 PM

The Apprentice will simply blow smoke around TheBlob. Gone in 3 juntas.

**Hands of Stone** · 04-16-2002, 05:56 PM

The only thing that would be entertaining, is the slutty Round Card Girls in the Ring.

HOSwantsapieceofKNVB
becausetherobwouldn'tshow

The Apprentice · 04-16-2002, 06:47 PM

I'll show up with half a dozen Irocs full of wifebeater wearing wops all smoking Du Maurier Lights...If theRob catches the right bus he might make it down in time to get his Ass Kicked

Jinky · 04-16-2002, 08:32 PM

This is boxing Appy not Rasslin'. No foreign objects allowed, so to speak. You had better pick it up a bit, you're a little behind.

TheRob · 04-17-2002, 07:47 AM

Jinky,

There will be a draw alright. A draw after I kick the little fcukers candy ass to see who the next unlucky wank who gets to face TheRob is.

What is The Apprentice? Seven? Just out of grade school and he's already addicted to the herb? Age and experience will play a huge part here. I'm older, I'm faster, and gosh darn it people like me

(I think)

Apprentice,

As for getting the right bus. It will be the same bus that runs you over in the second round you little stoner.

Recess is over. Get back to class.

sensei_hanson · 04-17-2002, 01:12 PM

It all comes down to who they've got in the corners.

The Apprentice has got scilaci, the best cut man in the business. So maybe he uses a pair of green-tinted scissors that are all sticky-icky - we're talking quality here folks. Quality cuts. Effective pain killers.

TheRob has HOS. HOS has a lot of spare time to sift through the Canadians' med kit now that he's be relegated to the backup position. Thus, TheRob probably has better supplies, like bandaids, latex gloves, q-tips, and low THC-content scissors.

The Apprentice has an entourage. This is a crucial factor for a successful career in pugilism (Don Kingism). Remember Riddick Bowe against Andrew Golota? Yeah, well, the Apprentice's mates each have two cell phones- one for smashing over the head of an opponent, the other to call for more people. I wouldn't necessarily want to screw with these type of people.

TheRob lives in the Fraser Valley so I assume his entourage will be a lot of big white guys in plaid shirts and overalls. The kind of guys who blow shit up in those Faces of Death videos. I wouldn't necessarily want to screw with these type of people.

Vegas line: Pick 'em.

Jimmy Holiday · 04-17-2002, 01:26 PM

Definatelty TA would kick the Maple Ridge manure out of TheRob.Firstly his youth and quickness will be too much for TheRob to handle,secondly TA is from the mean streets of East Van compared to the strawberry filled farms out in the Valley and thirdly he is a nWo member......nuff said

TheRob · 04-17-2002, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Vegas line: Pick 'em.

Yeah, it'll be a pick 'em alright. As in they'll have to pick 'em up off the centre of the mat when TheRob is finished with him. Too much lerb makes The Apprentice a slow boy.

As for you Jimmy, as soon as I'm done here, I want you. Do you think you could handle it? Bring it tough guy. Bring it.

The Apprentice · 04-17-2002, 01:48 PM

theRob, Do you actually think the herb is gonna be a factor. I will stop smoking the killer atleast a week before the bout. Your a lot of talk for a guy that stands 5'0'' nothing. It will be my pleasure to stop you and your big mouth from spouting off all the time.

And for those big white guys from the Valley... just tell your wife and her friends to stay home, casue this tilt will be over very quick....

TA is about to lay the smack down on the theHomo

Jinky · 04-23-2002, 07:03 PM

The only thing the apprentice laid the smack down on here was the canvas. Great support paisan.

The winner is TheRob.

TheRob · 04-24-2002, 03:27 PM

Of course it is.

Because you shit kicked my old nemisis Jinky, I want you next.

Give me a shot Jinky! Give me my shot!

Jinky · 04-24-2002, 04:13 PM

I'll give you a shot all right,

a shot in the head!

When the 16 champs go into the hat, you had better hope you are not matched up with me, I've slapped bigger girls than you just to start a fight.

Now I tire of you,

Go and tune your banjo TheCletus.

TheRob · 04-24-2002, 08:10 PM

You're barking up the wrong tree city boy. I reckon your ass is gonna get whooped if we're matched up. Nothing like a barnyard brawl.

Go tune your violin Jerky.

Fastshow · 04-25-2002, 01:02 AM

Strong words from a fella whose signature is a quote from famous Montreal-based pugilist Leonard Cohen.

Fearsome.

View Poll Results: Who would win this fantasy boxing match?
TheRob	9	45.00%
The Apprentice	3	15.00%
Draw	8	40.00%
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04-16-2002, 01:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Mythical Match-up #5 TheRob vs. The Apprentice Day vs. night. A Canucks fan vs. a Habs fan. A Canadian to the core vs. A Wop. I'm hoping Sensei or CD will give us the pre- bout numbers

04-16-2002, 02:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	I don't mean to toot my own horn, but... Easy, Peasy, Japanesey.

04-16-2002, 05:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,045 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	You can. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

04-16-2002, 05:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Reccos Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Coquitlam Posts: 1,461 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (1)	The Apprentice wins by three juntas The Apprentice will simply blow smoke around TheBlob. Gone in 3 juntas.

04-16-2002, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	I'd pick a draw,...if I could.

04-16-2002, 05:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,442 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Draw - Neither Pussy Shows Up The only thing that would be entertaining, is the slutty Round Card Girls in the Ring. HOSwantsapieceofKNVB becausetherobwouldn'tshow

04-16-2002, 06:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	HOS go suck Danny's Balls I'll show up with half a dozen Irocs full of wifebeater wearing wops all smoking Du Maurier Lights...If theRob catches the right bus he might make it down in time to get his Ass Kicked

04-16-2002, 08:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	This is boxing Appy not Rasslin'. No foreign objects allowed, so to speak. You had better pick it up a bit, you're a little behind.

04-17-2002, 07:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Jinky, There will be a draw alright. A draw after I kick the little fcukers candy ass to see who the next unlucky wank who gets to face TheRob is. What is The Apprentice? Seven? Just out of grade school and he's already addicted to the herb? Age and experience will play a huge part here. I'm older, I'm faster, and gosh darn it people like me (I think) Apprentice, As for getting the right bus. It will be the same bus that runs you over in the second round you little stoner. Recess is over. Get back to class.

04-17-2002, 01:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
sensei_hanson Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: The China Club Posts: 1,547 Images: 31 TTP Friends: (0)	It all comes down to who they've got in the corners. The Apprentice has got scilaci, the best cut man in the business. So maybe he uses a pair of green-tinted scissors that are all sticky-icky - we're talking quality here folks. Quality cuts. Effective pain killers. TheRob has HOS. HOS has a lot of spare time to sift through the Canadians' med kit now that he's be relegated to the backup position. Thus, TheRob probably has better supplies, like bandaids, latex gloves, q-tips, and low THC-content scissors. The Apprentice has an entourage. This is a crucial factor for a successful career in pugilism (Don Kingism). Remember Riddick Bowe against Andrew Golota? Yeah, well, the Apprentice's mates each have two cell phones- one for smashing over the head of an opponent, the other to call for more people. I wouldn't necessarily want to screw with these type of people. TheRob lives in the Fraser Valley so I assume his entourage will be a lot of big white guys in plaid shirts and overalls. The kind of guys who blow shit up in those Faces of Death videos. I wouldn't necessarily want to screw with these type of people. Vegas line: Pick 'em.

04-17-2002, 01:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jimmy Holiday Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Newlands Golf and Country Posts: 875 TTP Friends: (0)	TA Definatelty TA would kick the Maple Ridge manure out of TheRob.Firstly his youth and quickness will be too much for TheRob to handle,secondly TA is from the mean streets of East Van compared to the strawberry filled farms out in the Valley and thirdly he is a nWo member......nuff said

04-17-2002, 01:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	GET IT theRob, Do you actually think the herb is gonna be a factor. I will stop smoking the killer atleast a week before the bout. Your a lot of talk for a guy that stands 5'0'' nothing. It will be my pleasure to stop you and your big mouth from spouting off all the time. And for those big white guys from the Valley... just tell your wife and her friends to stay home, casue this tilt will be over very quick.... TA is about to lay the smack down on the theHomo

04-23-2002, 07:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	The only thing the apprentice laid the smack down on here was the canvas. Great support paisan. The winner is TheRob.

04-24-2002, 03:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Of course it is. Because you shit kicked my old nemisis Jinky, I want you next.Give me a shot Jinky! Give me my shot!

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04-24-2002, 04:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	I'll give you a shot all right, a shot in the head! When the 16 champs go into the hat, you had better hope you are not matched up with me, I've slapped bigger girls than you just to start a fight. Now I tire of you, Go and tune your banjo TheCletus.

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04-25-2002, 01:02 AM	#18 (permalink)
Fastshow Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,305 Images: 111 TTP Friends: (0)	whoa.... Strong words from a fella whose signature is a quote from famous Montreal-based pugilist Leonard Cohen. Fearsome.