Mythical Match-up #9 KNVB vs. Coco

TheRob · 04-17-2002, 07:51 AM

Hands of Stone vs. KNVB

We'll call this one "The Spelling Bee."

Battle of the two worst spellers on this site. Is "spellers" an actual word? Who gives a fcuk.

Let's get it on!

**knvb** · 04-17-2002, 01:32 PM

This could be a tough one. HOS is trained in the BBY Canadian style. All D all the time. He would just sit back on the ropes and hope to tire me out, but unlike Ali, HOS is a fat assed back up keeper and after 2 or 3 rounds he would lose his concentration and drop his guard. That's when I strike with a beaker esq. fluuurrrryy to the solerplexes and a solid uppercut to the chin.

All I have to do to keep him at bay is throw long jabs till he opens up or notices the BBQ Notty and the boys have started up in the third row.

Done like Dinner.

sensei_hanson · 04-17-2002, 01:56 PM

two words: Scorpion Kick

Fear the scorpion kick.

HOS KO's Beaker in record time. Post-fight interview to be held at the 172nd ave. & 64th st. Subway. No flash photography please.

**knvb** · 04-17-2002, 02:48 PM

Any chance Glass Joe is going to put up a fight??

I thought not......

Guinness · 04-18-2002, 11:53 AM

This 15 round spelling B goes the distance with T-Bone HOS correctly spelling Harry Potter (only because Notty held it up on a cardboard sign)

KN-Sedin smiling

finishes the round with spelling "meatballs"... The decision of a draw is over turned as the managerial support of Sedin steps in and protests the bout... (clearly HOS was looking into the ringside crowd for help) was the statement on the protest... after photo reviews and much discusion the judges change the draw into KN-Sedin victory!!!

**Hands of Stone** · 04-20-2002, 12:21 PM

knvb would be throwing punches wide of me, over my head, or into my hands, but nothing would score, just like he has done all year in footy.

His corner would get frustrated and throw in the towel on knob in the second round.

HOSsupportsPAU,withbigwinoverSlurryonSat.

Jinky · 04-20-2002, 02:05 PM

Kolzig is rallying. He needs dragon support to put him past the Marcus Breland of TTP.

**Hands of Stone** · 04-20-2002, 02:21 PM

Thanks Jinky, I need the support to stop knvb.

I pitty the fool that fools with HOS, you foul fool.

Mr.HOS

Jinky · 04-24-2002, 08:00 PM

Week's up.

Next vote wins.

SC · 04-24-2002, 09:52 PM

Class starts next Tuesday!

+SCyourcertifiedEnglishTeacher!

Jinky · 04-24-2002, 10:05 PM

Fair enough then.

The winner of the Spelling Bee is Beaker !!

**knvb** · 04-25-2002, 02:05 AM

This is starting to get out of hand. I'm getting called beaker at soccer practise for fcuk sakes.

BTW, Hos, In your face! Bring on the fatty in blue. I'm all warmed up and ready to kick some Ranger ass.

**rangerforever** · 04-25-2002, 10:51 AM

You'll be coming out of my ass once I tear you apart limb from limb and digest you like the turkey drumstick I just had for breakfast.

beak, beak..........beak, beak, beak,.........BEAK!

**knvb** · 04-25-2002, 11:14 AM

There's something you don't want to think about in the morning. Ranger at breakfast. I'm betting it looks allot like the seen from Jurassic park where they crane in that cow and drop it into a cage. Only your cage has 3 day old Rangers newspaper articles on the bottom and cool little swing for you to hang out on.

Bring it on Uncle Willy's

**rangerforever** · 04-25-2002, 12:22 PM

Did someone just say Uncle Willy's?

View Poll Results: Who will win "The Spelling Bee?"
KNVB	8	44.44%
Hands of Stone	7	38.89%
Draw	3	16.67%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

04-17-2002, 07:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Mythical Match-up #9 Hands of Stone vs. KNVB We'll call this one "The Spelling Bee." Battle of the two worst spellers on this site. Is "spellers" an actual word? Who gives a fcuk. Let's get it on!

04-17-2002, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Rope a Dope This could be a tough one. HOS is trained in the BBY Canadian style. All D all the time. He would just sit back on the ropes and hope to tire me out, but unlike Ali, HOS is a fat assed back up keeper and after 2 or 3 rounds he would lose his concentration and drop his guard. That's when I strike with a beaker esq. fluuurrrryy to the solerplexes and a solid uppercut to the chin. All I have to do to keep him at bay is throw long jabs till he opens up or notices the BBQ Notty and the boys have started up in the third row. Done like Dinner.

04-18-2002, 11:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: crossing my T's & dotting my I's Posts: 3,407 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Early decision over turned This 15 round spelling B goes the distance with T-Bone HOS correctly spelling Harry Potter (only because Notty held it up on a cardboard sign) KN-Sedin smiling finishes the round with spelling "meatballs"... The decision of a draw is over turned as the managerial support of Sedin steps in and protests the bout... (clearly HOS was looking into the ringside crowd for help) was the statement on the protest... after photo reviews and much discusion the judges change the draw into KN-Sedin victory!!! __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

04-20-2002, 12:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,442 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	NO finnish by knob, Gives HOS the match, Mabey knvb would be throwing punches wide of me, over my head, or into my hands, but nothing would score, just like he has done all year in footy. His corner would get frustrated and throw in the towel on knob in the second round. HOSsupportsPAU,withbigwinoverSlurryonSat.

04-17-2002, 01:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
sensei_hanson Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: The China Club Posts: 1,547 Images: 31 TTP Friends: (0)	two words: Scorpion Kick Fear the scorpion kick. HOS KO's Beaker in record time. Post-fight interview to be held at the 172nd ave. & 64th st. Subway. No flash photography please.

04-17-2002, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Any chance Glass Joe is going to put up a fight?? I thought not......

04-20-2002, 02:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Kolzig is rallying. He needs dragon support to put him past the Marcus Breland of TTP.

04-20-2002, 02:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,442 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Only 9 Pints to Greatness Now Thanks Jinky, I need the support to stop knvb. I pitty the fool that fools with HOS, you foul fool. Mr.HOS

04-24-2002, 08:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Week's up. Next vote wins.

04-24-2002, 09:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,009 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (2)	sorry H.O.S. Class starts next Tuesday! +SCyourcertifiedEnglishTeacher!

04-24-2002, 10:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Fair enough then. The winner of the Spelling Bee is Beaker !!

04-25-2002, 02:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	This is starting to get out of hand. I'm getting called beaker at soccer practise for fcuk sakes. BTW, Hos, In your face! Bring on the fatty in blue. I'm all warmed up and ready to kick some Ranger ass.

04-25-2002, 10:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,952 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	You'll be coming out of my ass once I tear you apart limb from limb and digest you like the turkey drumstick I just had for breakfast. beak, beak..........beak, beak, beak,.........BEAK! __________________ Acumfegovan

04-25-2002, 11:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	There's something you don't want to think about in the morning. Ranger at breakfast. I'm betting it looks allot like the seen from Jurassic park where they crane in that cow and drop it into a cage. Only your cage has 3 day old Rangers newspaper articles on the bottom and cool little swing for you to hang out on. Bring it on Uncle Willy's

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04-25-2002, 12:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,952 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	Did someone just say Uncle Willy's? __________________ Acumfegovan