Mythical Match-up #13 Fastshow vs. Dazza

Jinky · 04-24-2002, 06:32 PM

Unlucky # 13 but unlucky for who ?

Fastshow has soft wavy hair and a strong white teeth.

Dazza has no hair and apparently he hates GOONERS,......just like all 10 year old Tottenham supporters.

Fasty in a walk.

CDK · 04-24-2002, 07:18 PM

Though Fastshow is just another protected white fighter, they say, with nothing but a glossy record, and a loyal local following.

This is a classic crossroads matchup of young prospect versus faded veteran. Dazza is being used as a sacrificial lamb against the undefeated and untested Fastshow. The only way Dazza will use his veteran savvy is consistently walking into Fasty's crisp right hands throughout their 10-round bout. He would time and time again get beat by his younger foe to the punch.

Jinky · 04-24-2002, 07:24 PM

He'd be beggin for a left.

Fastshow · 04-25-2002, 12:47 AM

Seeing as I've already won this so-called 'tilt', can I be the first to complain to whoever set me up to fight this clown? Do I look like Audley Harrison for fcuk's sake? I'm almost 29 and haven't all that long left to win all the titles and Christ knows I could do without the mundanity of this pay-per-view balls-up. This doesn't even pay well.

My manager has been telling me he was trying to set up a Fastshow-Jean-Marie Le Pen bout, the winner taking on Robert Mugabe's homosexual political campaign chief in Harare.

I take it he's been fibbing to me?

I need a new manager. Prospective applicants should be aware that my alter ego is Four pints from Ten Darts from Greatness and I am a darts legend at the Aldgate Exchange.

Jinky · 04-29-2002, 11:10 PM

Um,....okay Fasty you win, convincingly I suppose.

I hope you get more than six votes when you finally face 'quality' opposition.

View Poll Results: Always a loma or the former loma? You decide.
Fastshow	6	66.67%
Dazza	3	33.33%
Draw	0	0%
Voters: 9. You may not vote on this poll

04-24-2002, 06:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Mythical Match-up #13 Unlucky # 13 but unlucky for who ? Fastshow has soft wavy hair and a strong white teeth. Dazza has no hair and apparently he hates GOONERS,......just like all 10 year old Tottenham supporters. Fasty in a walk.

04-24-2002, 07:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	Sherlock Though Fastshow is just another protected white fighter, they say, with nothing but a glossy record, and a loyal local following. This is a classic crossroads matchup of young prospect versus faded veteran. Dazza is being used as a sacrificial lamb against the undefeated and untested Fastshow. The only way Dazza will use his veteran savvy is consistently walking into Fasty's crisp right hands throughout their 10-round bout. He would time and time again get beat by his younger foe to the punch.

04-25-2002, 12:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Fastshow Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,305 Images: 111 TTP Friends: (0)	soft wavy hair? Seeing as I've already won this so-called 'tilt', can I be the first to complain to whoever set me up to fight this clown? Do I look like Audley Harrison for fcuk's sake? I'm almost 29 and haven't all that long left to win all the titles and Christ knows I could do without the mundanity of this pay-per-view balls-up. This doesn't even pay well. My manager has been telling me he was trying to set up a Fastshow-Jean-Marie Le Pen bout, the winner taking on Robert Mugabe's homosexual political campaign chief in Harare. I take it he's been fibbing to me? I need a new manager. Prospective applicants should be aware that my alter ego is Four pints from Ten Darts from Greatness and I am a darts legend at the Aldgate Exchange.

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04-24-2002, 07:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	He'd be beggin for a left.

04-29-2002, 11:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Um,....okay Fasty you win, convincingly I suppose. I hope you get more than six votes when you finally face 'quality' opposition.

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