MMU Tourney Begins

[Jinky]

We have our Champions and the Captain has kindly provided us with his subjective odds making expertise.

The participants and the Captain's assessment of them, are as follows;

Skip (PAU) 50-1 awful name

Jimmy Holiday 20 - 1 The nose could be an issue

Guinness 50 - 1 - A soft chin and a blue nose

CDK - 10 - 1 - Too much ring support

Mrs.Zaurrini - 100 - 1 -If she has nice nuggets, who cares?

The Criminal - 4 - 1 favourite - the man is just plain mean/tough

Jinky - 8 - 1 - crafty veteran who 'might' be carrying a little bit

Besty - 6 - 1 - could whine his way to a few victories

KNVB - 30 - 1 - he is very easy to rattle in darts/mini-golf so forget about Boxing

Fastshow - 20 - 1 - supports Middlesborough and should be a writer, not a boxer

A Wet Paper Bag - 5 - 1 - total domination against Delta, but that could be misleading

TTP 4 Horsemen - 10 - 1 - I guess 4 is better than 1

TheRob - 18 - 1 - Too patriotic and Canada rarely produces a decent fighter

Captain Shamrock - 10 - 1 - Has learned a few tricks around West Belfast

TotalBastard - 20 - 1 - he is a computer geek and should stick to virtual boxing on the Internet

Uriah Rennie - 100 - 1 - no fcuking idea who this person is...

Discuss

[The Apprentice]

I'd like to be involved in this tournament.I am making a request to be the special guest referee in all of the matches...this would make me happy. And I will not attempt to locate your adress and firebomb your house...THANKS


TA

[knvb]

Is there going to be a draw? Are you using Regs purple bag (not that one) When and where? Details man, details.

At 30-1 go big on The Dutch Destroyer.

[Jinky]

No Apprentice, you may not be a referee, I don't think you would pass the stringent drug testing.

The draw has been made and first up is TotalBastard v Uriah Rennie.

[Jimmy Holiday]

You know what they say about men with big noses.....

[Jinky]

Big snotters?

[Jimmy Holiday]

Are you sure that was relish you were using on saturday.Jimmy"the Nose"was cooking on the tahoe that day

[Jinky]

Jimmy 'Durante' Holliday,

You should seriously replace one of those NWO avatar images with that great picture of the old 'schnozzolla'.

[Keeper]

Done.

HappyRegstoldmeaboutsoftwareIalreadyhad

[Jinky]

The elite eight has been decided and are as follows.


TotalBastard - 20 - 1

A Wet Paper Bag - 5 - 1

Mrs.Zaurrini - 100 - 1

Fastshow - 20 - 1

Jinky - 8 - 1

Guinness 50 - 1

Captain Shamrock - 10 - 1

Jimmy Holiday 20 - 1

The draw will be made tonight.

[Jinky]

And now...On to the Final Four.

Here are the semis.

Captain Shamrock 10 - 1 versus Mrs. Zaurrini 100 - 1


TotalBastard 20 - 1 versus Jimmy 'The Nose" Holiday 20 - 1

The polls will be up this week.

[knvb]

Don Jinky when does MMU II start up?

I would like to see a Guinness vs. Apprentice match up. Exhibitions or not.There is definite tension. Guinness thrashed all Crotes. I would like to see how he fairs with the Wops.

If we're setting up MMU why not pit the putz The Power vs. his Cricket nemesis Tiner. Let the fur fly as it were. How about for a mian event Dude-shite-handle vs. Yourself.

[SC]

Are you just looking for any excuse to post?

+SC

[Jinky]

I'd like to get the first title match done and dusted first.

[knvb]

Sorry. I didn't even realize that we hadn't had it yet. Mrs. Zaurrini vs. Jimmy the nose. Let the banter begin. I guess Zaurrini now has to worry about his "worlds" colliding.

[SC]

But, if you must know, I'm not the one in "Notty's back pocket"

+SChastostopthedrinkingmidweek

[the power]

I'm looking forward to a new round. Let the games begin!