MMU Tourney Fight #5 Captain Shamrock vs. TheRob

Jinky · 05-14-2002, 02:53 AM

Captain Shamrock 10-1 versus TheRob 18-1

Sorry TheRob but that's just the way that the names came out of the hat. The Captain told me that he figures he can beat you. I agree.

Stay down!

Fastshow · 05-14-2002, 05:39 AM

This one's a no brainer. The Captain will pummel The Rob, dance a merry jig and then piss on the flaccid, prone body of Johnny Canuck before vomitting viloently on the assorted hangers-on. Because, you see, The Captain will beat seven shades out of the pretender to his throne while intoxicated to an impressive level with that famous Burnsie glazed-over look in full swing. The Rob will have trained at high altitudes and existed on a diet of organic Muesli, and bird food in an effort to be fighting fit but, sadly, he will, not to put too fine a point on it, get his cnut kicked in.

TheRob · 05-14-2002, 07:39 AM

There's no space between The and Rob.

**Hands of Stone** · 05-14-2002, 09:43 AM

He is also a new member of the Dragon Familly, sorry Captain, I'll remeber to keep my head up in RRSL now.

HOSdontnedhelpspeelling

Jimmy Holiday · 05-14-2002, 10:48 AM

This one to go the distance with TheRob eeking out a split decision.

Gotta go with a Co-ed family memebr,RRSL who?

Guinness · 05-14-2002, 11:17 AM

Sorry Shamrock, but I couldn't vote for you knowing that The Apprentice did!!! nWo blows!!! Horsemen 4-ev!!!

Guinnessneedstoeathisluckycharms

**rangerforever** · 05-14-2002, 03:04 PM

Sorry TR, gotta go with my Celtic brother here.
I mean, he's Irish man.

The Captain with the Glaswegian handshake to end it all real early.

TheRob · 05-14-2002, 03:10 PM

Bastard.

**knvb** · 05-15-2002, 01:41 PM

I would have to give this to the Captain when is was in his prime, but he's old and slow he is also fighting more injuries that Saku Kovu has fought in his entire career. In short Captain is a paper tiger.

If it's not his groin it's his ankles, not the ankle it's his knees it it's neither of those it would probably be because he had just got laid 10 mins before the bout and it's messed with his follow through.

TheRob in a romp

**Captain Shamrock** · 05-22-2002, 07:38 AM

Quote:

If it's not his groin it's his ankles, not the ankle it's his knees it it's neither of those it would probably be because he had just got laid 10 mins before the bout and it's messed with his follow through.

KNVB,

Fortunately, I have only broke my wrist once. It was my right wrist in grade 11 but my left hook is still devastating. I have floored a plethora of 12 year-olds over my last 5 years in Tsawwassen. I can go south paw to avoid straining my hip-flexors. Besides, the fight would have been over about as quick as a Westside/Surrey United game.

Anyway this post is moot now because it looks like I throttled the poor fellow from the Valley.

Stephen "The Hit Man" Burns

Jinky · 05-22-2002, 03:43 PM

Stevie "The Golden Bhoy" Burns is the WINNAH!!

TheRob capitulates and walks away bloodied and covered in chocolate for some reason.

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Captain Shamrock	12	63.16%
TheRob	7	36.84%
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05-14-2002, 02:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	MMU Tourney Fight #5 Captain Shamrock v TheRob Captain Shamrock 10-1 versus TheRob 18-1 Sorry TheRob but that's just the way that the names came out of the hat. The Captain told me that he figures he can beat you. I agree. Stay down! Last edited by Jinky; 05-14-2002 at 11:23 PM.

05-14-2002, 05:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fastshow Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,305 Images: 111 TTP Friends: (0)	piece of the proverbial.... This one's a no brainer. The Captain will pummel The Rob, dance a merry jig and then piss on the flaccid, prone body of Johnny Canuck before vomitting viloently on the assorted hangers-on. Because, you see, The Captain will beat seven shades out of the pretender to his throne while intoxicated to an impressive level with that famous Burnsie glazed-over look in full swing. The Rob will have trained at high altitudes and existed on a diet of organic Muesli, and bird food in an effort to be fighting fit but, sadly, he will, not to put too fine a point on it, get his cnut kicked in.

05-14-2002, 09:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,442 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	I Vote for The Rob, He helps me with Speelling He is also a new member of the Dragon Familly, sorry Captain, I'll remeber to keep my head up in RRSL now. HOSdontnedhelpspeelling

05-14-2002, 10:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jimmy Holiday Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Newlands Golf and Country Posts: 875 TTP Friends: (0)	Alleigance This one to go the distance with TheRob eeking out a split decision. Gotta go with a Co-ed family memebr,RRSL who?

05-14-2002, 07:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	There's no space between The and Rob.

05-14-2002, 11:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: crossing my T's & dotting my I's Posts: 3,407 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	TheRob Sorry Shamrock, but I couldn't vote for you knowing that The Apprentice did!!! nWo blows!!! Horsemen 4-ev!!! Guinnessneedstoeathisluckycharms __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

05-14-2002, 03:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,952 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	The Celtic connection Sorry TR, gotta go with my Celtic brother here. I mean, he's Irish man. The Captain with the Glaswegian handshake to end it all real early. __________________ Acumfegovan

05-14-2002, 03:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Bastard.

05-15-2002, 01:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	I would have to give this to the Captain when is was in his prime, but he's old and slow he is also fighting more injuries that Saku Kovu has fought in his entire career. In short Captain is a paper tiger. If it's not his groin it's his ankles, not the ankle it's his knees it it's neither of those it would probably be because he had just got laid 10 mins before the bout and it's messed with his follow through. TheRob in a romp

05-22-2002, 03:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Stevie "The Golden Bhoy" Burns is the WINNAH!! TheRob capitulates and walks away bloodied and covered in chocolate for some reason.

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