MMU Elite 8 Fight #2 Captain Shamrock v Fastshow

Jinky · 05-27-2002, 01:24 PM

Stevie "The Golden Bhoy" Burns 10 - 1

versus

Fighting Fastshow O' Lantern 20 - 1

Yet another tough fight.

However, the fact that the fight is taking place in Richmond should give the Captain the edge as evidenced in the photo below as the people of Richmond welcome their hometown boy and true Irish hero back home.

Everyone knows that Fastshow just pretends to be Irish and is about as Irish as Mick McCarthy.

Demolition · 05-27-2002, 10:55 PM

Gotta go with the Captain on this one.

**knvb** · 05-28-2002, 01:03 AM

This could be over quick. Captains "street" knowledge seems to be too much for the younger fighter. Fastshow's only hope now is if the Captain pulls out with an injury.

I've seen the Captain and it is possible. The guy pulls a hammy reaching for the clicker. Watch out for wrinkles in the mat. Blown knee in the third. Fastshow by default.

One Dart · 05-28-2002, 01:27 AM

I did feel sorry for Fastshow for a while because he had no votes but then he got some votes so....I went with soon to be champ. KNVB had a good point though, the wet paper bag may give his groin fits. Only time will tell.

Jinky · 05-28-2002, 01:52 AM

I would have to say that the fact that Fasty has already voted for the Captain has yet again made a mockery of these hallowed competitions.

If Fasty were truly Irish, like say...Roy Keane, there is no way he would have given up so easily, like say...the Italian Army.

Dude · 05-28-2002, 08:11 AM

I feel sorry for him...kind of like Paula Jones being mismatched against Tanya Harding in celebrity boxing.

**rangerforever** · 05-28-2002, 12:38 PM

This is like the Western Conference final - the "real" Stanley cup.
Jinky and The Wet Paper Bag can only be too relieved these two gladiators have squared off so early.

This one will go 15 rounds with no one standing at the end of the day.
Just one bloody pulp will remain.

I say "Draw" and therefore will not only continue to abstain from sex but also abstain from voting.

You're all a bunch of wanks anyway

Jimmy Holiday · 05-28-2002, 02:22 PM

No contest here!

Captain to win by 15 "Jimmy"noses

Jinky · 05-30-2002, 04:28 PM

No contest indeed.

Congratulations Captain Shamrock.

You are the second combatant to reach the Final Four.

**knvb** · 05-30-2002, 04:49 PM

Yes he's through, but at what cost? What's the injury report? I'm sure something popped out or tore? He can't even take a shite with out coming out limping.

Although Fasty didn't put up much of an effort. All may not be lost just yet.

Postingforthesakeofposting.

**Captain Shamrock** · 06-02-2002, 09:42 AM

I would like to thank all my loyal supporters. For the 4 of you who didn't vote for me, you are bollocks. Fasty, stick to darts and the Aldgate Exchange.

I have a feeling I'm in for a real battle in the final four......

View Poll Results: You Decide The Winner.
Captain Shamrock	20	83.33%
Fastshow	4	16.67%
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

05-27-2002, 01:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	MMU Elite 8 Fight #2 Captain Shamrock v Fastshow Stevie "The Golden Bhoy" Burns 10 - 1 versus Fighting Fastshow O' Lantern 20 - 1 Yet another tough fight. However, the fact that the fight is taking place in Richmond should give the Captain the edge as evidenced in the photo below as the people of Richmond welcome their hometown boy and true Irish hero back home. Everyone knows that Fastshow just pretends to be Irish and is about as Irish as Mick McCarthy. Last edited by Jinky; 05-27-2002 at 01:28 PM.

05-28-2002, 01:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,138 TTP Friends: (0)	Though about it I did feel sorry for Fastshow for a while because he had no votes but then he got some votes so....I went with soon to be champ. KNVB had a good point though, the wet paper bag may give his groin fits. Only time will tell.

05-28-2002, 08:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,240 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Fastshow I feel sorry for him...kind of like Paula Jones being mismatched against Tanya Harding in celebrity boxing. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

05-28-2002, 12:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,952 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	This is like the Western Conference final - the "real" Stanley cup. Jinky and The Wet Paper Bag can only be too relieved these two gladiators have squared off so early. This one will go 15 rounds with no one standing at the end of the day. Just one bloody pulp will remain. I say "Draw" and therefore will not only continue to abstain from sex but also abstain from voting. You're all a bunch of wanks anyway __________________ Acumfegovan

05-27-2002, 10:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Demolition Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Over there Posts: 957 TTP Friends: (0)	Gotta go with the Captain on this one.

05-28-2002, 01:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	This could be over quick. Captains "street" knowledge seems to be too much for the younger fighter. Fastshow's only hope now is if the Captain pulls out with an injury. I've seen the Captain and it is possible. The guy pulls a hammy reaching for the clicker. Watch out for wrinkles in the mat. Blown knee in the third. Fastshow by default.

05-28-2002, 01:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	I would have to say that the fact that Fasty has already voted for the Captain has yet again made a mockery of these hallowed competitions. If Fasty were truly Irish, like say...Roy Keane, there is no way he would have given up so easily, like say...the Italian Army.

05-28-2002, 02:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jimmy Holiday Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Newlands Golf and Country Posts: 875 TTP Friends: (0)	Captain No contest here! Captain to win by 15 "Jimmy"noses

05-30-2002, 04:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	No contest indeed. Congratulations Captain Shamrock. You are the second combatant to reach the Final Four. Last edited by Jinky; 05-30-2002 at 05:58 PM.

05-30-2002, 04:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Yes he's through, but at what cost? What's the injury report? I'm sure something popped out or tore? He can't even take a shite with out coming out limping. Although Fasty didn't put up much of an effort. All may not be lost just yet. Postingforthesakeofposting.

06-02-2002, 09:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,538 TTP Friends: (2)	I would like to thank all my loyal supporters. For the 4 of you who didn't vote for me, you are bollocks. Fasty, stick to darts and the Aldgate Exchange. I have a feeling I'm in for a real battle in the final four......

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