MMU Elite 8 Fight #3 Jinky versus TotalBastard

Jinky · 05-28-2002, 01:30 PM

Jinky 8-1 versus TotalBastard 20-1

TB's game face may scare most TTPers but not me.

Just look at it.

TheRob · 05-28-2002, 01:41 PM

Regs will avenge Buckfast.

Zaurrini · 05-28-2002, 01:47 PM

Now that you have met the missus, I will be sure to have her log on tonight!! Any chance we can remove any Golf Tourney Ads for about twenty minutes while the missus is on???

Forza Jinky!

Mean Regs

**Hands of Stone** · 05-28-2002, 02:04 PM

Two HBDE going toe to toe, this could be bigger than Tyson vs. Lewis on June 6.

Only on TTP, Only on TTP

HOSorDonKing

**knvb** · 05-28-2002, 02:12 PM

HOS do you have a st-t-t-t-uttering p-p-problem?

**Hands of Stone** · 05-28-2002, 02:18 PM

If you follow boxing and know Don King, he often says things twice.
"Only in America, Only in America"

This would be a great DonKingvision fight.

Now put the Subway back in your mouth and stop posting stupid comments.

HOStinksitsToonieTuesday

**rangerforever** · 05-28-2002, 04:55 PM

Nice picture Jinks.
What makes it more intimidating is the awful green colour in the background.
Fcuk do I hate anything green.

Who do I pick?

The creator or my mentor?
The Moderator or the Mod?
My club connection or the Celtic connection?

Like the Fasty/Captain bout, this one is viciously early in the quest.

TB: due to your busy schedule, I find you may be ill-prepared to battle the ferocious wit of the legendary Jinky.

Sorry Regs, Jinky to win in another long one.

Oh Flower of Scotland.......

Notty · 05-28-2002, 05:29 PM

I think I just saw this match up on Celebrity boxing...

Manute (sp) Bull and William "Refrigerator" Perry

And as the match went the other night…the 4-foot gumby reach from Regs will over come the short stubby power of Jinky!

William Perry
Nickname: "The Refrigerator"
Age: 39
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 350-plus
Reach: 88”

VS.
Manute Bol
Nickname: "The Sudanese Freedom Fighter"
Age: 42
Height: 7’7”
Weight: 240
Reach: 102”

Notty · 05-28-2002, 05:31 PM

Sorry Jinks...here's your pic!

Jinky · 05-28-2002, 05:57 PM

That's okay Notty.

I can't help but notice that the TTPers who have voted for me are all fine footballers while those who have supported Manute are,.....well,.....um,...very nice people I'm sure.

SC · 05-28-2002, 06:13 PM

Jinks, give yourself some credit, and pick up your socks man!

Riggy does have a nasty bite though

+SCwantsadraw!

Demolition · 05-29-2002, 12:36 AM

I couldn't decide who to vote for, so it was left to the trusty old coin and Jinky wins the toss.

CDK · 05-29-2002, 01:10 AM

I voted for Regs because Jinky has been a cnut towards me ever since I first logged on to TTP 3 years ago. Regs was always straight forward, made me feel comfortable and welcomed me to the team while Jinky talked behind my back and encouraged others to pick on me.

Jinky laughed at me, kicked me when I was down and then pissed on me. But Regs, he was always there to pick me up, dust me off and tell me to keep my chin up.

So I say vote for Regs because Regs will always be a friend who is there for you and who will never turn his back on you...unless your name is Gregor.

Jinky · 05-29-2002, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Jinky laughed at me, kicked me when I was down and then pissed on me.

For starters, I wasn't laughing at you, I just remembered something funny. I didn't kick you when you were down, I simply tripped over you while you were passed out behind a bush. Finally, yes I did piss on you but it was dark behind that bush and my aim is poor when I'm TakinAPiss.

Ps, It wasn't me who told people to pick on you.

It was Fastshow. But you didn't hear that from me.

**Regs** · 05-29-2002, 01:58 AM

This thread deserves some traffic

Fastshow · 05-29-2002, 02:21 AM

What a difficult choice this was. Jinky introduced me to The Jazz Butcher, Jazz Bags (copyright Buckfast 1998), and still has photographic evidence of me wearing women's trousers while the owner of said trousers lay prone and passed out beneath three of PoCoMo's finest. That said, he also put me up against the people's champion in Captain Shitpicks and no one will touch the Captain in this poxy little tournament. At least he'll have won something for once in his life. Jinky still hasn't answered a Dear Jinky question I asked him back in early 1971, either. Back when we'd just got back from 'Nam. As such, I'm still having to wander around London carrying a little dog just so I can use the escalators. Balls.

I have voted for Regs given the fact that he is able to stitch people up with such magnificent banner art and it made me laugh at loud this morning. TTP has not been able to do that for me in too many weeks now and for his effort I am grateful.

Jinky · 05-29-2002, 02:33 AM

Yeah I know, it made me laugh too.

BTW, sorry for not giving you an answer but the joke is already made in the question, innit?

It was the same with Beaker's question. There's nothing to work with there really, is there?

Or maybe I'm just a pussy.

Oh well, back to the fight.

Fastshow · 05-29-2002, 03:02 AM

Re: Dear Jinky.I thought you'd go to town with that one. I thought we would be seeing a brave new dawn of stand-up. Smothers Brothers be damned.

Re: your private message. I cannot reply to you since your inbox is full. I knew a girl like that once. So did Buckfast such was the level of her depravity. Anyway, since I cannot respond and you cannot access your e-mails, have you tried 'Pocomo' as a password? Failing that, send me another e-mail address and I'll send the under-7's porn you like there instead from now on.

Dude · 05-29-2002, 09:23 AM

I always go with the underdog.

Besides, Jinky's rendition of Reg's game day photo scares me. It is remarkably accurate, right down to the ears and "hair".

Dude · 05-29-2002, 09:27 AM

Just checked the voting...I guess mean old Regs isn't such an underdog. My vote would have tied it for sweet Aunt Jinky, but instead, she now sits two behind.

View Poll Results: You Decide The Winner
Your Sweet Aunt Jinky	15	45.45%
Mean Old Regs	18	54.55%
Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

05-28-2002, 01:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	MMU Elite 8 Fight #3 Jinky versus TotalBastard Jinky 8-1 versus TotalBastard 20-1 TB's game face may scare most TTPers but not me. Just look at it.

05-28-2002, 01:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Because I can't. Regs will avenge Buckfast.

05-28-2002, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zaurrini Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: ND Posts: 2,685 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (2)	Jinky Now that you have met the missus, I will be sure to have her log on tonight!! Any chance we can remove any Golf Tourney Ads for about twenty minutes while the missus is on??? Forza Jinky! Mean Regs __________________ TheRob, HOS, and WhiteShoes were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think. Zoolander, 2001

05-28-2002, 02:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,442 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Now has a Bird VS. No Longer Has Bird Two HBDE going toe to toe, this could be bigger than Tyson vs. Lewis on June 6. Only on TTP, Only on TTP HOSorDonKing

05-28-2002, 02:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	HOS do you have a st-t-t-t-uttering p-p-problem?

05-28-2002, 02:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,442 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	knnnnvvvvvvvvb, stststop bububugging me If you follow boxing and know Don King, he often says things twice. "Only in America, Only in America" This would be a great DonKingvision fight. Now put the Subway back in your mouth and stop posting stupid comments. HOStinksitsToonieTuesday

05-28-2002, 04:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,952 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	Nice picture Jinks. What makes it more intimidating is the awful green colour in the background. Fcuk do I hate anything green. Who do I pick? The creator or my mentor? The Moderator or the Mod? My club connection or the Celtic connection? Like the Fasty/Captain bout, this one is viciously early in the quest. TB: due to your busy schedule, I find you may be ill-prepared to battle the ferocious wit of the legendary Jinky. Sorry Regs, Jinky to win in another long one. Oh Flower of Scotland....... __________________ Acumfegovan

05-28-2002, 05:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Notty Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Up the creek without a paddle Posts: 734 TTP Friends: (0)	I think I just saw this match up on Celebrity boxing... Manute (sp) Bull and William "Refrigerator" Perry And as the match went the other night…the 4-foot gumby reach from Regs will over come the short stubby power of Jinky! William Perry Nickname: "The Refrigerator" Age: 39 Height: 6’3” Weight: 350-plus Reach: 88” VS. Manute Bol Nickname: "The Sudanese Freedom Fighter" Age: 42 Height: 7’7” Weight: 240 Reach: 102”

05-28-2002, 05:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Notty Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Up the creek without a paddle Posts: 734 TTP Friends: (0)	Sorry Jinks...here's your pic!

05-28-2002, 05:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	"you can keep a lot of coke in a fridge" That's okay Notty. I can't help but notice that the TTPers who have voted for me are all fine footballers while those who have supported Manute are,.....well,.....um,...very nice people I'm sure.

05-28-2002, 06:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,009 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (2)	well, I'm torn Jinks, give yourself some credit, and pick up your socks man! Riggy does have a nasty bite though +SCwantsadraw!

05-29-2002, 12:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
Demolition Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Over there Posts: 957 TTP Friends: (0)	I couldn't decide who to vote for, so it was left to the trusty old coin and Jinky wins the toss.

05-29-2002, 01:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	I voted for Regs because Jinky has been a cnut towards me ever since I first logged on to TTP 3 years ago. Regs was always straight forward, made me feel comfortable and welcomed me to the team while Jinky talked behind my back and encouraged others to pick on me. Jinky laughed at me, kicked me when I was down and then pissed on me. But Regs, he was always there to pick me up, dust me off and tell me to keep my chin up. So I say vote for Regs because Regs will always be a friend who is there for you and who will never turn his back on you...unless your name is Gregor.

05-29-2002, 01:58 AM	#15 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,045 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	POW This thread deserves some traffic __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

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05-29-2002, 02:21 AM	#16 (permalink)
Fastshow Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,305 Images: 111 TTP Friends: (0)	tosser-up What a difficult choice this was. Jinky introduced me to The Jazz Butcher, Jazz Bags (copyright Buckfast 1998), and still has photographic evidence of me wearing women's trousers while the owner of said trousers lay prone and passed out beneath three of PoCoMo's finest. That said, he also put me up against the people's champion in Captain Shitpicks and no one will touch the Captain in this poxy little tournament. At least he'll have won something for once in his life. Jinky still hasn't answered a Dear Jinky question I asked him back in early 1971, either. Back when we'd just got back from 'Nam. As such, I'm still having to wander around London carrying a little dog just so I can use the escalators. Balls. I have voted for Regs given the fact that he is able to stitch people up with such magnificent banner art and it made me laugh at loud this morning. TTP has not been able to do that for me in too many weeks now and for his effort I am grateful.

05-29-2002, 02:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Yeah I know, it made me laugh too. BTW, sorry for not giving you an answer but the joke is already made in the question, innit? It was the same with Beaker's question. There's nothing to work with there really, is there? Or maybe I'm just a pussy. Oh well, back to the fight.

05-29-2002, 03:02 AM	#18 (permalink)
Fastshow Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,305 Images: 111 TTP Friends: (0)	clag..... Re: Dear Jinky.I thought you'd go to town with that one. I thought we would be seeing a brave new dawn of stand-up. Smothers Brothers be damned. Re: your private message. I cannot reply to you since your inbox is full. I knew a girl like that once. So did Buckfast such was the level of her depravity. Anyway, since I cannot respond and you cannot access your e-mails, have you tried 'Pocomo' as a password? Failing that, send me another e-mail address and I'll send the under-7's porn you like there instead from now on.

05-29-2002, 09:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,240 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Regs I always go with the underdog. Besides, Jinky's rendition of Reg's game day photo scares me. It is remarkably accurate, right down to the ears and "hair". __________________ Om nom nom nom...

05-29-2002, 09:27 AM	#20 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,240 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Oops! Just checked the voting...I guess mean old Regs isn't such an underdog. My vote would have tied it for sweet Aunt Jinky, but instead, she now sits two behind. __________________ Om nom nom nom...