The Days of Our Club I Lives

cerebral smallsy · 12-20-2002, 01:51 AM

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Regs,
Please transfer while you can. If it is such a problem playing with the club, then go back to Peg. They are doing great and you are a good player. The reason you signed was so you didn't have to commit to training. You haven't exactly been consistent with you training. I know I have not been consistent so I can't say much. Unfortunately, I am not capable of practicing and I have to accept that. Game, set, and match. Regs, if you're threatening to transfer, please do so, if things are that bad. I would obviously love for you to stay on the team, so we could play a little more in the midfield and try to make some of the premier teams work in the Imperial Cup, but IF you're not interested, then fair enough. I am very happy that you signed but if you're bitter now, then change.

Captain

so, which will it be? will the veteran regs, longing for the feeling of being part of a winner transfer back to the flying cnuts before jan 15th? or will he hold true to his loyalty to the captain and the rest of the hoops? stay tuned.....

Ballbaby · 12-20-2002, 08:12 AM

Cerebral Smallsy, that pasted correspondence should have remained quiet and serene between the Captain and Regs. It should stay in the bedroom and is not for young and impressionable TTP'ers to hear.

You see, the Captain is hurting and slightly vulnerable. He was surprised that those words escaped Reg's tongue. Reg's and Captain enjoy playing alongside one another in the midfield. I've seen them. Oh what a sight! One would be dribbling fluently and effortlessly with his hair flowing in the wind (guess which one

) while the other would flash a grin so contagious that the whole Club Ireland team would literally stop in their tracks and start applauding this poetry in motion (which would explain why there is nobody to pass the ball too

) Then it's the bald one's turn. A physical presence like no other. The Captain trots beside this Clydesdale of a man accompanying him through a journey of nutmegs and Savardian spin'o'ramas and the occassional square ball

. A partnership made in heaven, and they don't even have to train to preserve this symbiotic relationship. Well at least we thought.

Now Cerebral, we have exploited what may have been a minor little snag in an otherwise beautiful relationship. It carries a life of it's own and it may emit a few surprises. The Captain needs Regs and Regs needs the Captain. It is no secret that Regs has another and much prettier partner (the bird as he calls her)in the midfield also known as the bedroom, but I have never seen them play with one another

........yet........but I am sure it is as poetic as Regs and the Captain if not more.

Regs, if at all possible, remain with Club I. Do not break the Captain's heart. He is a fragile man deep inside. He needs you and yes Regs, you need him. We all need you. Can you imagine someone sticking a dagger into the painting of the Mona Lisa and shredding it. Well, that is what a split in the Regs/Captain Shamrock would be symbolizing.

Now enjoy the festive season and when the New Year begins, so too will a new concrete commitment to training and a beautiful relationship.

I have to go to work now.

Fastshow · 12-20-2002, 08:30 AM

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I have to go to work now.

Jesus X. Christ on a bicycle made for two, you nominate someone for the prestigious piss-taker of the year award and he gets pissed up and starts ranting and raving in a previously unprecedented fashion. Good job the TTP ballot box is located in Florida State and means we can stage re-count after re-count...........

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........this Clydesdale of a man

I'm going to have nightmares (again) about this but, somehow, that analogy works for Regs. For his touch, if nothing else.

If I wasn't so verbose I'd be speechless.

**Regs** · 12-20-2002, 10:18 AM

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the occassional square ball

You did a lot of research into old posts last night, didn't you Balls? Fcuking Saint bastard

Saint,

If you are reading this, please note the big fcuking grin icon at the end of the sentence. Do not confuse it with the symbol for "bitterness"... Someone else did last night, probably on his way to the casino or some purple thong convention

~Clyde.

dazza · 12-20-2002, 03:08 PM

I say, this thread looks a bit saucy!

Daz

ParkHead · 12-20-2002, 05:30 PM

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Someone else did last night, probably on his way to the casino or some purple thong convention

If there was a purple thong convention last night and I missed I will be extremely disapointed!!

Otherwise I have no comment at this time on the above posts!!!

**Regs** · 12-23-2002, 11:41 AM

Comment on this then, putz:

23 days until the VMSL transfer deadline.

Merry Fcuking Christmas,

~Regs.

**Captain Shamrock** · 12-23-2002, 11:49 AM

Regs,

Who are we going to? I'm sure your service would be appreciated but I'm not sure I would be accepted by Premier teams anymore. Teams have to understand, as Ballbaby stated, that we must go as a pair.

Any contending teams looking for a 34 year-old hasneverbeen with fcuked up knees? If so, please send me a PM.

Captain

P.S. I would prefer not to train, since I haven't trained all year. I will gladly play basketball though, or darts, if the opportunity arises.......Thanks

**knvb** · 12-23-2002, 01:45 PM

I like where this is going... Surrey United is a bit thin right now, we could use a 30 something balding multi purpose midfielder/sweeper with one incredibly average 'move' and a 34 year-old hasneverbeen with fcuked up knees.

Captain, we have a dart board in the club house so you could have the best of both worlds; your team would be happy you're at practice, but you could just play darts. Simple really.

Welcome aboard fellows. Surrey will never be the same.

ParkHead · 12-25-2002, 05:12 PM

Regs,

Hopefully it will take you less than 23 days to find somewhere to play!!

I will sign the papers for you wanker!!

Congrats anyways on your engagement!!!

**Hands of Stone** · 12-26-2002, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by knvb
30 something balding multi purpose midfielder/sweeper with one incredibly average 'move'

Did you do the move to get the Ring on the Finger?, or a 26er like I did. Say it from the heart, tell her you love her with booze.

As for the the transfer, you boys could get a shot with the "Blue Hoops" of the Premier League you could even get the former Argie/Club I player to come suit up.

Congrats Regs, time to start up the Reggy Stag Road Trip Thread. Good times.

HOS

Dude · 12-27-2002, 05:11 PM

I can picture the scene now…a romantic candlelight dinner down at the stables…

Clyde: “Will you marry me?”
Clyde’s Bird, hesitating, and (take note) not shedding any tears: “Well…”
Clyde, sensing his own impending doom, acts quickly. He fakes the bird with a handful of horse pellets to the eyes, and follows through with a hoof to the abdominal. Dazed, winded, and confused, the bird stubbles around aimlessly, wondering what just hit her. Just as she starts to come to her senses, Clyde the finishes her off with “The Move”. “Look what I can I do!” Clyde says, as he fakes left, then right, then left, then left again (it is a 4 move combo), and eventually nutmegs her with the ring. He slips in front, and jams it on her finger. His opponent conquered, Clyde then gallops off in the night, not giving the bird a chance to say no.

The only questions now is this: will Clyde and his bird get married at Minnoru Park’s Centre Circle? Stay tuned, for the next episode, of, “The Days of Our Club I Lives …”

Congratulations again, Regs.

**Captain Shamrock** · 12-27-2002, 05:13 PM

I'm guessing he would get married at Newton Athletic Park.

ParkHead · 12-27-2002, 05:15 PM

I am thinking it would be Kinsmen!!

**Captain Shamrock** · 12-28-2002, 02:03 PM

Blakey,

I'm not sure if Home Brew phoned you but we are having a runaround today at Manoah Steves in Richmond at 2:30. I hope you had a good Christmas.

Regs,

I am pretty sure Sidewinder phoned you but if he didn't, we are have a 'session' at 2:30 at Manoah. Hope you can make it.

Talk to you guys soon...

Captain

Inspector Blake · 12-29-2002, 12:08 AM

sorry Captain but I was unaware about the kick about. As for tonight, I had to attend one last holiday function with the in-laws as it was/is to be the last time I see them for sometime. Anyways I'll be thinking of you lot with your sore heads as I'll be well rested as I watch the Arse/Liverpool match.-Not that I wouldn't of minded a sore head me self!!

**knvb** · 12-29-2002, 01:33 AM

Blakey, you missed a fantastic five-a-side with Captain's light shirts defeating Smallseys darks, 5-6. Yes you read it right, 5-6. With the score 6-5 darks and the meg count 2-1 darks (don't worry Jinky at least you didn't hall the cnut down for a PK.) The Captain called next goal wins, conveniently, when his team is on a 4 vs. 1 break-away.

The relays were won by some def twats down at the end who didn't have the fcuking foggiest clue as to what was going on, but they really seemed to enjoy themselves anyway...

The Club I function that followed was a bitter sweet one. The SHOC-KING excuse for a (and I hate to even call them this...) "band" cleared the room like a Burnsie fart. Fcuking awful they were.

The eye candy though.... WOW. 12teens running around all over the shop. I really wish someone had sent me the memo saying it was tre-men-dous nugget night I would have made plans to show up earlier and stay later. Last I left it, Captain and the infamous CO were getting cuddly in the corner by the dart board, with OD looking on as usual, but Willis was no where in sight. Jinky was feeling 50, and Parkhead was agreeing with what-ever Captain said. Again

Smallsey was wearing his dad's sweater vest and a 'Flock of Seagull's were apparently thinking of starting a reunion tour. What did I miss? Apparently there were some hobbits present, but I didn't see them.

All that for $10.00 what else can you want on a Saturday night?

BTW, If you don't like the Hip. Fcuk off.

Buckfast · 12-29-2002, 01:36 AM

Blakey,

Pass the fcukin' ball, ya cnut!

Missing you.

TB

CDK · 12-29-2002, 03:29 AM

Jinky got megged?

I just can't picture it....

One Dart · 12-29-2002, 03:42 AM

Can't really disagree with you DI, the band was shoc-king and Willis loved every frat minute of it. Aside from that, good to meet Cerebral Smallsy even if he is from Maple Ridge (No relation to Sheep I hope), and yes the nuggets were in fine form. Unfortunately, I did not make it to the Captain's as I was scared away by the Cop who passed me with his lights on as I was driving with my knees eating the Wendy's that Willis made me get. It is really a shame too because DD was just asking for it. Willis, CO will have to bring her out again on a day that OD isn't (and shouldn't have been) driving.

Woohoo,goDD

12-23-2002, 11:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,045 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Comment on this then, putz: 23 days until the VMSL transfer deadline. Merry Fcuking Christmas, ~Regs. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

12-23-2002, 01:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	23 sleeps until Captain & Regs transfer. I like where this is going... Surrey United is a bit thin right now, we could use a 30 something balding multi purpose midfielder/sweeper with one incredibly average 'move' and a 34 year-old hasneverbeen with fcuked up knees. Captain, we have a dart board in the club house so you could have the best of both worlds; your team would be happy you're at practice, but you could just play darts. Simple really. Welcome aboard fellows. Surrey will never be the same.

12-27-2002, 05:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,240 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	I can picture the scene now…a romantic candlelight dinner down at the stables… Clyde: “Will you marry me?” Clyde’s Bird, hesitating, and (take note) not shedding any tears: “Well…” Clyde, sensing his own impending doom, acts quickly. He fakes the bird with a handful of horse pellets to the eyes, and follows through with a hoof to the abdominal. Dazed, winded, and confused, the bird stubbles around aimlessly, wondering what just hit her. Just as she starts to come to her senses, Clyde the finishes her off with “The Move”. “Look what I can I do!” Clyde says, as he fakes left, then right, then left, then left again (it is a 4 move combo), and eventually nutmegs her with the ring. He slips in front, and jams it on her finger. His opponent conquered, Clyde then gallops off in the night, not giving the bird a chance to say no. The only questions now is this: will Clyde and his bird get married at Minnoru Park’s Centre Circle? Stay tuned, for the next episode, of, “The Days of Our Club I Lives …” Congratulations again, Regs. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-29-2002, 12:08 AM	#16 (permalink)
Inspector Blake Member Joined: Sep 2002 Location: legion #263 Coquitlam Posts: 375 TTP Friends: (0)	thank fvck its over sorry Captain but I was unaware about the kick about. As for tonight, I had to attend one last holiday function with the in-laws as it was/is to be the last time I see them for sometime. Anyways I'll be thinking of you lot with your sore heads as I'll be well rested as I watch the Arse/Liverpool match.-Not that I wouldn't of minded a sore head me self!!

12-29-2002, 01:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Blakey, you missed a fantastic five-a-side with Captain's light shirts defeating Smallseys darks, 5-6. Yes you read it right, 5-6. With the score 6-5 darks and the meg count 2-1 darks (don't worry Jinky at least you didn't hall the cnut down for a PK.) The Captain called next goal wins, conveniently, when his team is on a 4 vs. 1 break-away. The relays were won by some def twats down at the end who didn't have the fcuking foggiest clue as to what was going on, but they really seemed to enjoy themselves anyway... The Club I function that followed was a bitter sweet one. The SHOC-KING excuse for a (and I hate to even call them this...) "band" cleared the room like a Burnsie fart. Fcuking awful they were. The eye candy though.... WOW. 12teens running around all over the shop. I really wish someone had sent me the memo saying it was tre-men-dous nugget night I would have made plans to show up earlier and stay later. Last I left it, Captain and the infamous CO were getting cuddly in the corner by the dart board, with OD looking on as usual, but Willis was no where in sight. Jinky was feeling 50, and Parkhead was agreeing with what-ever Captain said. Again Smallsey was wearing his dad's sweater vest and a 'Flock of Seagull's were apparently thinking of starting a reunion tour. What did I miss? Apparently there were some hobbits present, but I didn't see them. All that for $10.00 what else can you want on a Saturday night? BTW, If you don't like the Hip. Fcuk off. Last edited by knvb; 12-29-2002 at 01:37 AM.

12-20-2002, 08:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ballbaby Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: in a parking lot with lots and lots of speedbumps Posts: 1,424 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (1)	Cerebral Smallsy, that pasted correspondence should have remained quiet and serene between the Captain and Regs. It should stay in the bedroom and is not for young and impressionable TTP'ers to hear. You see, the Captain is hurting and slightly vulnerable. He was surprised that those words escaped Reg's tongue. Reg's and Captain enjoy playing alongside one another in the midfield. I've seen them. Oh what a sight! One would be dribbling fluently and effortlessly with his hair flowing in the wind (guess which one ) while the other would flash a grin so contagious that the whole Club Ireland team would literally stop in their tracks and start applauding this poetry in motion (which would explain why there is nobody to pass the ball too ) Then it's the bald one's turn. A physical presence like no other. The Captain trots beside this Clydesdale of a man accompanying him through a journey of nutmegs and Savardian spin'o'ramas and the occassional square ball . A partnership made in heaven, and they don't even have to train to preserve this symbiotic relationship. Well at least we thought. Now Cerebral, we have exploited what may have been a minor little snag in an otherwise beautiful relationship. It carries a life of it's own and it may emit a few surprises. The Captain needs Regs and Regs needs the Captain. It is no secret that Regs has another and much prettier partner (the bird as he calls her)in the midfield also known as the bedroom, but I have never seen them play with one another ........yet........but I am sure it is as poetic as Regs and the Captain if not more. Regs, if at all possible, remain with Club I. Do not break the Captain's heart. He is a fragile man deep inside. He needs you and yes Regs, you need him. We all need you. Can you imagine someone sticking a dagger into the painting of the Mona Lisa and shredding it. Well, that is what a split in the Regs/Captain Shamrock would be symbolizing. Now enjoy the festive season and when the New Year begins, so too will a new concrete commitment to training and a beautiful relationship. I have to go to work now.

12-20-2002, 03:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
dazza Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: White Rock Posts: 790 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	I say, this thread looks a bit saucy! Daz

12-23-2002, 11:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,538 TTP Friends: (2)	Regs, Who are we going to? I'm sure your service would be appreciated but I'm not sure I would be accepted by Premier teams anymore. Teams have to understand, as Ballbaby stated, that we must go as a pair. Any contending teams looking for a 34 year-old hasneverbeen with fcuked up knees? If so, please send me a PM. Captain P.S. I would prefer not to train, since I haven't trained all year. I will gladly play basketball though, or darts, if the opportunity arises.......Thanks

12-25-2002, 05:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
ParkHead Member Joined: May 2002 Location: Dumpy joint around the corner Posts: 1,927 TTP Friends: (1)	Regs, Hopefully it will take you less than 23 days to find somewhere to play!! I will sign the papers for you wanker!! Congrats anyways on your engagement!!!

12-27-2002, 05:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,538 TTP Friends: (2)	I'm guessing he would get married at Newton Athletic Park.

12-27-2002, 05:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
ParkHead Member Joined: May 2002 Location: Dumpy joint around the corner Posts: 1,927 TTP Friends: (1)	I am thinking it would be Kinsmen!!

12-28-2002, 02:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,538 TTP Friends: (2)	Blakey, I'm not sure if Home Brew phoned you but we are having a runaround today at Manoah Steves in Richmond at 2:30. I hope you had a good Christmas. Regs, I am pretty sure Sidewinder phoned you but if he didn't, we are have a 'session' at 2:30 at Manoah. Hope you can make it. Talk to you guys soon... Captain

12-29-2002, 01:36 AM	#18 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	Ahhhhh, days of yore! Blakey, Pass the fcukin' ball, ya cnut! Missing you. TB

12-29-2002, 03:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	Jinky got megged? I just can't picture it....

12-29-2002, 03:42 AM	#20 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,138 TTP Friends: (0)	Can't really disagree with you DI, the band was shoc-king and Willis loved every frat minute of it. Aside from that, good to meet Cerebral Smallsy even if he is from Maple Ridge (No relation to Sheep I hope), and yes the nuggets were in fine form. Unfortunately, I did not make it to the Captain's as I was scared away by the Cop who passed me with his lights on as I was driving with my knees eating the Wendy's that Willis made me get. It is really a shame too because DD was just asking for it. Willis, CO will have to bring her out again on a day that OD isn't (and shouldn't have been) driving. Woohoo,goDD

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