[VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06'

**knvb** · 01-04-2006, 11:44 PM

Side A

1 Metro-Ford Wolves "A" 12 - 29
2 ICSF Inter "A" 10 - 21
3 Sporting Club "A" 10 - 17
4 Firefighters "A" 12 - 17
5 Indo-Akal FC "A" 11- 7
6 West Van FC "A" 10 - 6
7 Westside Rino "A" 11 - 4

Side B

1 Surrey United "A" 13 - 34
2 Sapperton Rovers "A" 11 - 22
3 Columbus-Clan FC "A" 12 - 21
4 Norvan Eagles 11 - 13
5 Croatia SC "A" 13 - 12
6 AFC Leopards "A" 13 - 12
7 Burnaby Canadians "A" 13 - 11

What will the bottom team on side B say if they finish with more points than the 2 or even 3 worst teams on A, combined? Grated there are a few games to give but this year is sure shaping up to be one of those "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer-er"

What are the odds the games will go this weekend? I imagine Adanac will be under water by Friday.

**Regs** · 01-05-2006, 08:11 AM

Due to KNVB's uncanny subliminal messaging capabilities, I think the bottom team on Side B will feel more than a little bit..., erm, ... grated.

I hear Trollups are looking for a coaching change and might be bringing Marc Crawford once he's out of his current contract

Bronco · 01-06-2006, 03:49 PM

Ok! I thought I had seen it all in this fcuking Mickey Mouse excuse for a league. As it turns out the VMSL in their infinite wisdom have decided to schedule us at 9AM....yes that is correct, not a typo 9AM Sunday morning against Westside. How fcuking galactically stupid are you Rueben? I hope you, and Azzi and all you fcuking morons read this? Get your fat asses out of bed at 6AM to be there for a 9Am kickoff. What is your hard on to get these games in. We have played 13 games before the break and we get scheduled for a 9AM Sunday game. This is the reason, and more to the point, it is fcuking idiots like you that are the reason the sport is in the toilet in this country.

Broncoexpectstohearfromhismanageraboutthispost!

**Hands of Stone** · 01-06-2006, 05:38 PM

Where's the game? would love to come see this, most of the Croat players are just getting in from Saturday night at that time. Wear your club'n kit to the match boys, we want to look sharp you know.
Weastside may get a win this year.

hos

**knvb** · 01-06-2006, 11:54 PM

9am is bloddy early for football but I'm not seeing how Azzis piss take on Croatian sleeping habits puts Canadian soccer in the toilet but I'm sure Leonard Bobaduzzi could use some help. The U-18s qualifying for their world cup must have set him back at least 5 years. 283rd ranked Lipshits, (near the former Soviet Union) will rue the day they met William Azzi and Bob Lenareduzzi.

I do see your point on the necessity factor and the urgent need to squeeze in your 14th game of the season. At least now you'll have a full 4 months to prepare for the Imperial cup while the rest of the VMSL finishes up their season.

Coffee in the water bottles, toast at half time.

star #1 · 01-07-2006, 06:54 PM

Indo/Akal 5- Bby Canadians 1

**Regs** · 01-07-2006, 07:32 PM

Trollups with a big 2-1 win over Sapperton... lots of pressure on Weakside now it seems!

**knvb** · 01-08-2006, 12:39 AM

And on the other side with MF beating AFC and BBY dropping their pants to the previously under achieving Indo boys it sure makes the 9Amer in New West really big for Croatia too.

**knvb** · 01-08-2006, 05:26 PM

Croatia 1 (PK) - Westside 1

Sportming 2 - Surrey 2

star #1 · 01-08-2006, 06:49 PM

Columbus 1 Inter 0

Ankle Breaker · 01-09-2006, 11:26 AM

ClanBus 1 Inter 0

Good game at Burnaby yesterday. We deserved a better fate but could not finish if our life depended on it. We started out strong and Corazza hit the cross bar. About 10 minutes left in the first half, one of our players was given a straight red for a dumb tackle. I did not see the tackle clearly but from talking to our players it was a bad tackle.

After the red card, Inter clearly dominated play and were unlucky not to score. We took the play to ClanBus and after the game, even some of the ClanBus players mentioned that they were lucky to get a win.

However, at the end of the day, regardless of how we played, ClanBus got the three points. Given our disappointment in losing, there were a number of positives that come out of the game. Once we get our scoring touch back, we should be fine.

On to KNVB and Surrey

Guinness · 01-09-2006, 01:00 PM

Inter will be fine if they just get rid of that animal Jesse Dahmi !!!

gilly · 01-09-2006, 01:04 PM

INDO/AKAL 5 Burnaby 1

A big win for us after the break....well any win is big!! We had 20 players out, while Burnaby only had 11 or 12 near kickoff.

We started off quickly and created numerous chances, and were rewarded with the first goal. Soon after, we scored another two before the break. Honestly, it could have been much worse, but their goalie did very well to keep the score at 3-buzz at halftime.

Second half, was a walk through for both teams. We scored two more and Burnaby got an OG (Doc). Burnaby has a lot of individual talent, but seem to be Jekyl and Hyde.

Goal scorers: Easy E, Flair, Carlito 2, and a rookie!!

Onto to MUCK-Nair and the Croat's. Bronco, I think it will be a 8:00am start!!!

Bronco · 01-09-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gilly

Bronco, I think it will be a 8:00am start!!!

On gravel no doubt!

**knvb** · 01-09-2006, 06:16 PM

BBY is in shambles.

If the FVSL threads are to be believed (

) GN is getting two "game breakers". Plus Mike Masi, so I hear, has tranfered to Croatia, big Lucas to Norvan and it's rumoured Gordie Chin may not be far behind them. Ahem, 11-5 = only leaves 6 players left, for those keeping score at home. I don't know how many players were missing from the game, but it looks ugly either way.

TA would comment but I think he's stuck at Fat Burger.No. Literally. He can't fit out the door anymore...

The Apprentice · 01-09-2006, 06:41 PM

The good thing is when you need to lose a few pounds a couple weeks on the Hollywood diet can get you back to playing shape. The bad news for you KNVB is that when your born a mix of the Sedins/ and Corky from life goes on, you will always be that Ugly.

Masi and his 4 red cards a year is going to Croatia . Lucas is heading to California for a month on Wed. and if Steve Millar thinks he is gonna come and poach Gordie Chin from us I'll personally drive out to Cloverdale Athletic and slap him upside the head.

**Hands of Stone** · 01-09-2006, 08:46 PM

Thats the best post of the year, well we are only 9 days in, but still not bad. Would love to see you slap Millar up side the head, but with Double burgers on special at the Slurrey clubhouse on thursday nights, I would go for the asss, you can't miss, well thats what softheed says.

hos

**knvb** · 01-10-2006, 01:38 AM

I'm now accepting all bets that Croatia don't get team of the week or that Bronco will be getting the POTW and the free pizza, well, the free pie that he didn't have to eat 20 himself first, anyway.

TA, regardless of what Chin decides is the Millar slap upside the head still a go? Thursday at 8:30 works for me.

More rumours making their way to Surrey - Jason Jordan signs for Indo. Gilly?

**BJB** · 01-10-2006, 10:52 AM

Bronco your gravel wish will not be fulfilled.... unless....

PREM
Indo-Akal FC "A"
Croatia SC "A"
McNair School
Sun/2.00pm

Bronco · 01-10-2006, 10:54 AM

Yeah, I'm sure that's carved in stone!

01-04-2006, 11:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,593 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	[VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Side A 1 Metro-Ford Wolves "A" 12 - 29 2 ICSF Inter "A" 10 - 21 3 Sporting Club "A" 10 - 17 4 Firefighters "A" 12 - 17 5 Indo-Akal FC "A" 11- 7 6 West Van FC "A" 10 - 6 7 Westside Rino "A" 11 - 4 Side B 1 Surrey United "A" 13 - 34 2 Sapperton Rovers "A" 11 - 22 3 Columbus-Clan FC "A" 12 - 21 4 Norvan Eagles 11 - 13 5 Croatia SC "A" 13 - 12 6 AFC Leopards "A" 13 - 12 7 Burnaby Canadians "A" 13 - 11 What will the bottom team on side B say if they finish with more points than the 2 or even 3 worst teams on A, combined? Grated there are a few games to give but this year is sure shaping up to be one of those "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer-er" What are the odds the games will go this weekend? I imagine Adanac will be under water by Friday. __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

01-05-2006, 08:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Due to KNVB's uncanny subliminal messaging capabilities, I think the bottom team on Side B will feel more than a little bit..., erm, ... grated. I hear Trollups are looking for a coaching change and might be bringing Marc Crawford once he's out of his current contract __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

01-06-2006, 03:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bronco Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: On the road to recovery Posts: 1,104 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Ok! I thought I had seen it all in this fcuking Mickey Mouse excuse for a league. As it turns out the VMSL in their infinite wisdom have decided to schedule us at 9AM....yes that is correct, not a typo 9AM Sunday morning against Westside. How fcuking galactically stupid are you Rueben? I hope you, and Azzi and all you fcuking morons read this? Get your fat asses out of bed at 6AM to be there for a 9Am kickoff. What is your hard on to get these games in. We have played 13 games before the break and we get scheduled for a 9AM Sunday game. This is the reason, and more to the point, it is fcuking idiots like you that are the reason the sport is in the toilet in this country. Broncoexpectstohearfromhismanageraboutthispost!

01-06-2006, 05:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,459 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Where's the game? would love to come see this, most of the Croat players are just getting in from Saturday night at that time. Wear your club'n kit to the match boys, we want to look sharp you know. Weastside may get a win this year. hos

01-06-2006, 11:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,593 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' 9am is bloddy early for football but I'm not seeing how Azzis piss take on Croatian sleeping habits puts Canadian soccer in the toilet but I'm sure Leonard Bobaduzzi could use some help. The U-18s qualifying for their world cup must have set him back at least 5 years. 283rd ranked Lipshits, (near the former Soviet Union) will rue the day they met William Azzi and Bob Lenareduzzi. I do see your point on the necessity factor and the urgent need to squeeze in your 14th game of the season. At least now you'll have a full 4 months to prepare for the Imperial cup while the rest of the VMSL finishes up their season. Coffee in the water bottles, toast at half time. __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

01-07-2006, 06:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
star #1 Member Joined: Aug 2002 Location: surrey Posts: 617 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Indo/Akal 5- Bby Canadians 1

01-07-2006, 07:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Trollups with a big 2-1 win over Sapperton... lots of pressure on Weakside now it seems! __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

01-08-2006, 12:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,593 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' And on the other side with MF beating AFC and BBY dropping their pants to the previously under achieving Indo boys it sure makes the 9Amer in New West really big for Croatia too. __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

01-08-2006, 05:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,593 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Croatia 1 (PK) - Westside 1 Sportming 2 - Surrey 2 __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

01-08-2006, 06:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
star #1 Member Joined: Aug 2002 Location: surrey Posts: 617 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Columbus 1 Inter 0

01-09-2006, 11:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ankle Breaker Member Joined: Sep 2002 Location: India Posts: 203 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' ClanBus 1 Inter 0 Good game at Burnaby yesterday. We deserved a better fate but could not finish if our life depended on it. We started out strong and Corazza hit the cross bar. About 10 minutes left in the first half, one of our players was given a straight red for a dumb tackle. I did not see the tackle clearly but from talking to our players it was a bad tackle. After the red card, Inter clearly dominated play and were unlucky not to score. We took the play to ClanBus and after the game, even some of the ClanBus players mentioned that they were lucky to get a win. However, at the end of the day, regardless of how we played, ClanBus got the three points. Given our disappointment in losing, there were a number of positives that come out of the game. Once we get our scoring touch back, we should be fine. On to KNVB and Surrey __________________ Breaker

01-09-2006, 01:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Brookswood Posts: 3,413 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Inter 0 Clanbus 1 Inter will be fine if they just get rid of that animal Jesse Dahmi !!! __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

01-09-2006, 01:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
gilly Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Abbotsford Posts: 246 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' INDO/AKAL 5 Burnaby 1 A big win for us after the break....well any win is big!! We had 20 players out, while Burnaby only had 11 or 12 near kickoff. We started off quickly and created numerous chances, and were rewarded with the first goal. Soon after, we scored another two before the break. Honestly, it could have been much worse, but their goalie did very well to keep the score at 3-buzz at halftime. Second half, was a walk through for both teams. We scored two more and Burnaby got an OG (Doc). Burnaby has a lot of individual talent, but seem to be Jekyl and Hyde. Goal scorers: Easy E, Flair, Carlito 2, and a rookie!! Onto to MUCK-Nair and the Croat's. Bronco, I think it will be a 8:00am start!!!

01-09-2006, 06:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,593 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	BBY is in shambles. If the FVSL threads are to be believed ( ) GN is getting two "game breakers". Plus Mike Masi, so I hear, has tranfered to Croatia, big Lucas to Norvan and it's rumoured Gordie Chin may not be far behind them. Ahem, 11-5 = only leaves 6 players left, for those keeping score at home. I don't know how many players were missing from the game, but it looks ugly either way. TA would comment but I think he's stuck at Fat Burger.No. Literally. He can't fit out the door anymore... __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base Last edited by knvb; 01-10-2006 at 12:56 AM.

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The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' The good thing is when you need to lose a few pounds a couple weeks on the Hollywood diet can get you back to playing shape. The bad news for you KNVB is that when your born a mix of the Sedins/ and Corky from life goes on, you will always be that Ugly. Masi and his 4 red cards a year is going to Croatia . Lucas is heading to California for a month on Wed. and if Steve Millar thinks he is gonna come and poach Gordie Chin from us I'll personally drive out to Cloverdale Athletic and slap him upside the head.

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Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,459 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Thats the best post of the year, well we are only 9 days in, but still not bad. Would love to see you slap Millar up side the head, but with Double burgers on special at the Slurrey clubhouse on thursday nights, I would go for the asss, you can't miss, well thats what softheed says. hos

01-10-2006, 01:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,593 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' I'm now accepting all bets that Croatia don't get team of the week or that Bronco will be getting the POTW and the free pizza, well, the free pie that he didn't have to eat 20 himself first, anyway. TA, regardless of what Chin decides is the Millar slap upside the head still a go? Thursday at 8:30 works for me. More rumours making their way to Surrey - Jason Jordan signs for Indo. Gilly? __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

01-10-2006, 10:52 AM	#19 (permalink)
BJB Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,681 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Bronco your gravel wish will not be fulfilled.... unless.... PREM Indo-Akal FC "A" Croatia SC "A" McNair School Sun/2.00pm __________________ Croatia 3 Wins 2 Draws 0 Loses against I-T-A-L-I-A!!!!

01-10-2006, 10:54 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bronco Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: On the road to recovery Posts: 1,104 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: [VMSL Premier] Results & Banter - Jan 06' Yeah, I'm sure that's carved in stone!