02-09-2006, 02:18 PM
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| Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard  |  Operation Toe Bash On the eve of some of the VMSL's most pivotal games the New Surrey Police department have the following investigations active... Martin Foden, Shawn Blakeway & Norvan have been named and are currently under investigation for alleged match and goal fixing. Reports coming from Surrey this afternoon are United have agreed to throw their final match to Norvan almost eliminating them from relegation in exchange for a 8-7score line with Shawn Blakeway potting all 7, almost assuring Blakeway taking home his second golden boot. Vancouver PD and the VMSL are looking into more match fixing allegations that Clan-Bus will throw their game this weekend and then immediately merge with AFC next season to recoup the 4 players taken off the park and just kept on walking in last weeks match. The 3 points will all but relegate BBY who will in turn purchase their second spot in as many years from AFC for a stack of cones and Luca Del Pace. The merger will make the new Clan-Bus the undisputed club of mergers, ironically enough just ahead of ahead of the Polish-Burnaby side and of course everyone's favorite Fire-town idiots.. The Simon Fraser Africa, Argentina Columbus side or SFAAC are being charged with having too many names for William Azzi to slip a superlative into. Also on the hot seat this weekend are Rino & Whataboutbob, who reportedly have worked out a back room deal late last night. Rino is to provide custom boots for the entire Sapperton team and hot dinners for everyone over 50 in New Westminster next Christmas for Sapperton to roll over. Their are also allegations of Bronco slamming home another spectacular OG vs. Indo this week, but details were not available at press time. If you have any information on the following crimes you are encourage to call BC Soccer as soon as possible.
__________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base Last edited by knvb; 02-09-2006 at 02:20 PM. |
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02-09-2006, 04:49 PM
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| Member  | Re: Operation Toe Bash Quote:
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02-09-2006, 07:41 PM
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| Respect & Honour A Total Bastard  | Re: Operation Toe Bash Allegedly, KNVB wrote this by himself. 
__________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.' |
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02-10-2006, 01:36 PM
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| Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard | Re: Operation Toe Bash It is all about jurisdiction. Rumblings from camp Indo say Sandman's come into a finical freedom betting the farm on Duke dismantling UNC this past week which has allowed them to pay Gilly not to dress. The future looks bright. Word out of Sporting camp is JB has been linked to the Norvan SU deal in a back up roll. As a precaution he's got himself on the payroll by taunting Surrey players to all hours of the morning and costing them major sleep depravation.
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