[VMSL Premier] Predictions, pre-game trash talk, and HOS bashing - October 2004

[knvb]

Predictions, pre-game trash talk, and HOS bashing for October. Have at er...

[sid]

its still september dimwit

[Hands of Stone]

Originally Posted by knvb

and HOS bashing for October. Have at er...

Did I not take enough abuse in August and September. Come on now, there were far worse on the pitch than HOS during Sept. Lets change the title to "Regs, Peg, and TTPers who got Megged for October". They do only have 1 point, they are heading to Nationals in 4 days, and they might not even show up to thier last league game before they go, instead sending the CAT Team to get blasted by Zenga and the Clanbus.
If not the worst performances of Sept., how about the Best, "Larsson, and the 3and0 Leopards, but where will this Pussy Go and Hide when the Rains Come", this title may be too long. How about "Larsson and the Pussy's"?

But, "HOS Bashing" is getting old, and guys are running out of Garbage Can jokes, but we could wait to see what happens this weekend.

HOS Glad he doesn't play AFC for a few more months.

[knvb]

Sure Peg only has one point thus far and are suppose to represent BC at the Nationals in a week, sure larrson is a pussy (or whatever you wrote) and yes, John up and dumped BBY because Millar starting to comb his hair with a pork chop and was trading in his SUV for a 88’ I-Roc. I’m betting the snapping point was him starting to paying more attention to his new Gotti imports than John, but I’m only guessing. You know what? You’re right, there will more than likely be plenty of 'bike kick' moments, stories of lop sided wins, the embarrassment of playing for Khalsa and what ever scandal WAB can think up because Sapperton didn't get what it wanted on any non-specific weekend, BUT (deep breath) on TTP, the staple, one of the Taking the Piss main major food groups next to breads and cereals will always be, much to your chagrin I’m sure, is HoS bashing.

It doesn’t get old. It’s like one of those Choose your own adventure books. If you think HoS should have six shot past him by Surrey Uniteds Cat team… turn to page 12. If you think HoS should try and dribble out of his box into a crowd of Trollups with his head down turn to page 42… Doesn’t matter where you turn the results are always good for a piss take. You shouldn’t feel bad HoS, think of all the smiles you’ve brought to the VMSL over the years. Hell, I’ve bought a lifetime subscription to The HoS Choose your adventure series because of it.

Nacy Drew has nothing on you my friend

[whataboutbob]

Ya, let's be honest here. HOS is easy to bash, especially now that we have a regular keeper at Sap. I used to refrain from the bash because I hoped he would jump on board and be the band-aid we needed. But that was then and this is now. HOS couldn't even shine MY boots, let alone a guy like the self-aroused KNVB.

However, a Peg bash is definitely worth it considering their pathetic attempt to field a half-decent team. At this point, anything less than a Canadian championship will be an utter failure, considering their useless display of soccer in the VMSL.

[Regs]

WAB,

How many points did Sap get last game?

I agree that anything less than a Canadian Championship will be a failure. I also happen to think that anything less than a BC Championship during a lifetime of trying would be even worse.

I'm rooting for ya!

~Regs.

[Zaurrini]

Originally Posted by knvb

It doesn’t get old. It’s like one of those Choose your own adventure books. If you think HoS should have six shot past him by Surrey Uniteds Cat team… turn to page 12. If you think HoS should try and dribble out of his box into a crowd of Trollups with his head down turn to page 42…
Nacy Drew has nothing on you my friend

you're funny.....

[BlazeArmy]

Originally Posted by knvb

Nacy Drew has nothing on you my friend

Who the fcuk is Nacy Drew?

[ZENYO]

http://nancy-drew.mysterynet.com/

Google is an amazing tool.

[Dial 9-1-1]

Apparently there is a VMSL Div 2 team (Macdonald Realty) which has allowed 29 goals against in only 3 games. His 9.67 GAA is just off HOS' 9.75 GAA which he set during the 1992-1993 season. And you thought the Ichiro watch was exciting!

[larsson]

Poor Hos u getting a little emotional are we hurting your feelings. I ain't no pussy but sure love it hmmmmmmmmm.

[BlazeArmy]

Originally Posted by Dial 9-1-1

Apparently there is a VMSL Div 2 team (Macdonald Realty) which has allowed 29 goals against in only 3 games. His 9.67 GAA is just off HOS' 9.75 GAA which he set during the 1992-1993 season. And you thought the Ichiro watch was exciting!

Classic!

[Hands of Stone]

Originally Posted by BlazeArmy

Who the fcuk is Nacy Drew?

Doesn't he play in the Pipes for Slurrey?
I could care less about the slags I take week in and week out, in fact, it probably gives me the biggest laugh out of anyone, the garbage can joke still cracks me up. I just thought other would enjoy some of the abuse that I take month in and month out, I could care less, oh well, I am off to put on the Leather and get kicked in the balls, knvb, tell the wife I will be over in an hour.

Who is this Zaurrini guy, doesn't he play in the FVSL Div. 1, now that is funny.

hos

[knvb]

Anyone care to make a few predictions? Anyone care to bash HoS? 200 tokens to the first to do both...

Friday
Metro-Ford Wolves vs Pegasus FC - Convenient MF gets first crack at the road weary champs only 3 days after thier return. I wonder who scheduled this one? That said if the retirement (and I'm not talking about Captain Shamrocks but if I were I'd start a new thread) ratio is under 4 I take Peg. Over 5 MF.

Khalsa SC vs Westside Rino - HoS you're back right this week right? Westside by a converted touchdown. (200 for me)

Saturday
Surrey United vs Columbus-Clan - A week off and 3 more track meets under our belt hopefully will have us ready. Zenga it's not my birthday but any chance of a repeat performance like last years? I could sure use the stats.

Burnaby Canadians vs Sapperton Rovers - If you were to flip a coin on this odds are it would hit the ground and stick straight up. Draw.

Sunday
ICSF Inter vs Croatia SC - Yawn... Wake me when it's over 1-0 someone.

Sporting Club vs Trollers FC - I shutter to think this may actually be a good game. I'll take the Trollups despite Sportings big win last week.

AFC Leopards vs Vanc. Firefighters - Has the roof fallen in on AFC already? Will larrson be so flustered he'll just copy someone else game report again? His best post to date. Firemen

[Hands of Stone]

[quote=knvb]Anyone care to make a few predictions? Anyone care to bash HoS? 200 tokens to the first to do both... [quote]

Metro-Ford Wolves vs Pegasus FC - Well, Higgsy will be gunning for his old club, but I think Peg should ride the Cup and get thier first win of the season.

Khalsa SC vs Westside Rino - We should bounce back from a bad Inter game, yes I will be there, it won't be a touchdown, more like a fieldgoal for us.

Surrey United vs Columbus-Clan - ClanBus is playing good ball right now, should have no problem with Slurrey.

Burnaby Canadians vs Sapperton Rovers - Both teams on 6 points, this is a big game if ya want to catch Trollers, should be a tie.

ICSF Inter vs Croatia SC - Croatia to get thier first win of the year, they have been unlucky so far.

Sporting Club vs Trollers FC - Sporting coming off the big win over AFC, when they score, they do it in bunches.

AFC Leopards vs Vanc. Firefighters - This should be a cracker, lets hope that AFC don't forget thier shinny's at home.

HOS is a Cnut!

Where is my 200 tokens you jerk, knvb?

hos

[knvb]

Originally Posted by HoS

Surrey United vs Columbus-Clan - ClanBus is playing good ball right now, should have no problem with Slurrey.

You're right that 5-2 loss this weekend was tremendous.

200 donated. Hardly worth it though...

[larsson]

Again must admitt the referring is tremendous this year. Only stupid people get sent off. God i am dumb.I lost our teams points but we will beat fireman. A couple new signings this week from transfers so we are adding depth.

[Hands of Stone]

Originally Posted by larsson

A couple new signings this week from transfers so we are adding depth.

Transfers?, from where?, are you boys flying in some more players from the T and T National Team, or has Higgsy pissed off soo many players at MF that they are allready jumping ship.

Thanks for the 200 tokens knvb, I should have said, that even a team coming off a 5-2 defeat can beat a team like Slurrey, now that is much clearer.

How many games will Larsson get for Stepping on a player after a tackle, now that is just silly.

hos

[Mr. Rempa]

Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

How many games will Larsson get for Stepping on a player after a tackle, now that is just silly

HOS

Here we go again, you need to be more clear. Who or what is silly

[Hands of Stone]

I am closing this thread so we can all move onto Bigger and Better things in November, well we hope at least.

http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/sh...904#post137904

No More HOS Bashing will take place here.