Craziest Skills

Biglegs · 03-02-2004, 04:38 PM

Along the lines of the best VMSL players.
What current players (or recent) have have the maddest moves? (Not talking about the best overall, just moves to beat a player)

**knvb** · 03-02-2004, 04:42 PM

The "move". Robin Regnier.

ParkHead · 03-02-2004, 04:43 PM

Peter Stipansek(sp) from Croatia of the eighties and early ninties.

Parkhead

zenga · 03-02-2004, 04:48 PM

Tyler Roselund from Columbus has this one move where hes pulls it back with one foot and quickly pushes it back ahead with his other one, its crazy.

That was killing the Inter players all day last Sunday!

**Regs** · 03-02-2004, 04:50 PM

The "bike". David Hleucka.

ParkHead · 03-02-2004, 04:53 PM

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The "bike". David Hleucka.

To be considered a move wouldn't atleast have to have worked.

this I believe would go under it's own catagory of best attempted moves.

Can't give him credit for something he didn't do!

Parkhead

**knvb** · 03-02-2004, 05:02 PM

He DID do it! How the fcuk do you think he ended up in traction?

The Apprentice · 03-02-2004, 05:20 PM

Quite possibly one of the most skilled player for his age in all of Canada. Just a treat to watch some of the shit he pulls off, especially during practice.

The Apprentice · 03-02-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Apprentice

Quite possibly one of the most skilled player for his age in all of Canada. Just a treat to watch some of the shit he pulls off, especially during practice.

Just to make sure I am not confusing anybody, I was talking about Tyler Roselund, not KNVB.

**Hands of Stone** · 03-02-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by knvb

He DID do it! How the fcuk do you think he ended up in traction?

The kid doesn't drink his milk, plus there was a drive by stroller, that did the kid in.

How about TJ Sugars, he has some great moves, but they are at half time.

hos

Anyone ever see the Scorpion?
Tricks are for Kids.

the manager · 03-02-2004, 06:46 PM

not that div 2 could, or should be considered good soccer, but NK Hrvat has a Columbian centre mid who works the croiff (sp) move like magic. i've seen this import switch the flow of the game by dragging 4 players to the right then pulling the move and racing into open space...the feint is magic. but then again, its div 2.

manager

**Dapotayto** · 03-02-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Anyone ever see the Scorpion?

Have only seen it on television. Are you offering to provide a live demonstration during a game?

*BlazeArmy* · 03-02-2004, 07:01 PM

fabulus has some moves that are pretty amazing. It may be in Div 2 but they are pretty spectacular. I've seen him undress a lot of people.

Drive thru Strollerings.

Goddamn Preschool gang violence.

Blaze rep.1 · 03-02-2004, 08:33 PM

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fabulus has some moves that are pretty amazing. It may be in Div 2 but they are pretty spectacular.

Yes Army...however I've seen him undress plenty of Div. 1 / Premier players as well...with ease.

**Dapotayto** · 03-02-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Blaze rep.1

Yes Army...however I've seen him undress plenty of Div. 1 / Premier players as well...with ease.

Big deal. Hos would undress himself and run naked through Metrotown for a Pokemon sticker.

Christ, I hope these are female players your pal is undressing but with a name like Fabulus it's not looking likely.

**sixfyv** · 03-02-2004, 10:40 PM

The best move ever is by this kid named sixfyv... its called the Dirty Sanchez.

Am I off topic?

*BlazeArmy* · 03-02-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sixfyv

The best move ever is by this kid named sixfyv... its called the Dirty Sanchez.

Am I off topic?

Don't bring your Penticton stories with the boys into this thread.

cside17 · 03-03-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BlazeArmy

Don't bring your Penticton stories with the boys into this thread.

Funniest and best I have ever seen;

As I was managing DCR(years ago), guy called Dt comes to the sideline asking for water. Keeper takes the goal kick, as Darren is drinking,head tilted up, proceeds to take the ball down in one touch( jumps to miss a two footed lunge from Tom Johnson of Squamish) and passes on for a breakaway goal. Looks at Squamish player and, say's "you are a shitty lumberjack" A certain ref (Maricio) proceeds to give him a yellow for "having a weapon on the field" Calls it back to where the water bottle was. The rest of the story is XXX rated

Absolute classic, that you had to be there to appreciate

sid · 03-03-2004, 08:23 AM

the steamroller

look ahead & he just keeps a coming "THE STEAM ROLLING CRIMINAL "kevin hearne

or the other sapp move "THE FLYING ELBOW" brian weavers

sid

robj · 03-03-2004, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ParkHead

Peter Stipansek(sp) from Croatia of the eighties and early ninties.

Parkhead

It's actually Peter Stipancic. Just to let you know he plays for Croatia SC Classic he is in his late 40's and can still make people look foolish. It is definately a pleasure to play with him.

I would have to say it is a toss up between Lui Miljanovic and Peter in the mid eighties they were untouchable. I will be persuing this re union for next season.

03-02-2004, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Biglegs Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Kits Posts: 7 TTP Friends: (0)	Craziest Skills Along the lines of the best VMSL players. What current players (or recent) have have the maddest moves? (Not talking about the best overall, just moves to beat a player)

03-02-2004, 04:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
ParkHead Member Joined: May 2002 Location: Dumpy joint around the corner Posts: 1,927 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: Craziest Skills Peter Stipansek(sp) from Croatia of the eighties and early ninties. Parkhead

03-02-2004, 04:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
zenga Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: Out and about! Posts: 1,451 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Craziest Skills Tyler Roselund from Columbus has this one move where hes pulls it back with one foot and quickly pushes it back ahead with his other one, its crazy. That was killing the Inter players all day last Sunday!

03-02-2004, 04:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,045 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: Craziest Skills The "bike". David Hleucka. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

03-02-2004, 05:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Just didn't score He DID do it! How the fcuk do you think he ended up in traction?

03-02-2004, 04:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	The "move". Robin Regnier.

03-02-2004, 05:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Craziest Skills Quite possibly one of the most skilled player for his age in all of Canada. Just a treat to watch some of the shit he pulls off, especially during practice.

03-02-2004, 06:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
the manager Member Joined: Sep 2002 Location: burbs Posts: 588 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Craziest Skills not that div 2 could, or should be considered good soccer, but NK Hrvat has a Columbian centre mid who works the croiff (sp) move like magic. i've seen this import switch the flow of the game by dragging 4 players to the right then pulling the move and racing into open space...the feint is magic. but then again, its div 2. manager

03-02-2004, 07:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
BlazeArmy Not too bright BANNED Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Club 'Ding Posts: 3,052 Images: 23 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Craziest Skills fabulus has some moves that are pretty amazing. It may be in Div 2 but they are pretty spectacular. I've seen him undress a lot of people. Drive thru Strollerings. Goddamn Preschool gang violence.

03-02-2004, 10:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
sixfyv Paulina Gretzky... wow. A Better Bastard Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Suburbs... with the fam... you know the drill. Posts: 1,243 Images: 19 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Craziest Skills The best move ever is by this kid named sixfyv... its called the Dirty Sanchez. Am I off topic?

03-03-2004, 08:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
sid Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: pocoloco Posts: 1,403 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Craziest Skills the steamroller look ahead & he just keeps a coming "THE STEAM ROLLING CRIMINAL "kevin hearne or the other sapp move "THE FLYING ELBOW" brian weavers sid

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