It's a mad mad world...Mr. Walker, sir.

**knvb** · 05-31-2005, 10:21 PM

Today the world as we know it has officially been turned up side down. It should rain French fries, down is up, up is sideways, hot is cold and Paul Walker will be named the Alec Bell - Vancouver Metro Soccer League Official of the year. I suppose you'll want me to address you as Mr. Walker or Sir now, instead of Oi! Stupid won't you? BTW, I called the land lord and he'll be around to your place with a econo size jar of lube about 10:00. He figures he should be able to grease your melon enough to get it through the door by then.

Seriously though, congratulations Walks. I know how hard you worked for this and I know how you diligently prepaid yourself the night before some of leagues biggest games or even a Lomas vs Temple game. You're a inspiration Nae... a Saint. I hope young and old referee's alike will take note and model themselves after you.

Hey, maybe now you'll get yourself a Provincial cup game. Well, a men's game anyway.

I know dear old Alec would be proud, sunshine... Congrats.

The Apprentice · 05-31-2005, 10:37 PM

Well Done Walks...

**Regs** · 05-31-2005, 10:40 PM

Congrats Walks!

More mad mad world stuff:

Johnny Sulentic has been invited to a National Team camp in Fort Lauderdale?

**Hands of Stone** · 05-31-2005, 10:49 PM

Congrats Walks, that is great. You still have some work to do on your STARE DOWN when giving out cards before you have a shot at Azteca. Perhaps Rene or Mauritcio could give you a few lessons.

Best Ref around, just ask Big Z.

hos

sid · 05-31-2005, 11:04 PM

congrats walks...........maybe you can play alongside the Apprentice for the Blue bells...oh no he plays for ?...................................

silly silly

Ballbaby · 05-31-2005, 11:36 PM

Congrats Walks. You're officially official after such a great reward.

Reccos · 06-01-2005, 12:37 AM

Congratulations. Well deserved.

And yes, Regs, the Canadian national team have held camps in Florida lots over the years where they can play exhibitions vs local college teams and train in decent weather. Kind of crazy isn't it.

hard ballz · 06-01-2005, 01:04 AM

Well done Walks

.....where's the party at? A few more pk's won't hurt

Congrats!

Hard Ballz

**Dapotayto** · 06-01-2005, 10:51 AM

Well done Walks. Maybe you can upgrade your circle of friends now instead of having to hang around with Beaker.

**BJB** · 06-01-2005, 11:15 AM

Congrats Walks!!! U left a lil bit early.... the ref bashing started about an hour later!! fcku was it funny.... some of these guys kill me....

As for johnny he will be going to the camp in florida next week. He is still in germany and doing well. He did pick up the league's MVP. Congrats Johnny!!!

Other notable award winners, the golden boot guy, and sporting got there trophy!

Fcku can Azzi talk....I loved it when he kept saying I let you finish now u let me... yet he kept cutting the person talking every freaking time....

**Regs** · 06-01-2005, 01:04 PM

Was there some sort of awards night or something for the league?

Dude · 06-01-2005, 01:24 PM

A lot of lips around Walk's c0ck over here, aren't there? Are we sure Walks wasn't the star of the soon to be released TTP version of "Deep Throat"?

KNVB will co-star as the love interest. Who will ever forget such zingers as ... "mmmuu urur rurur", "memmemeeueurur memieieiemmeir rrr", or my personal favorite, "mururrrmrurur, nrururm mrurur!"

You'll all be rolling in the aisles as KNVB turns to the line up behind him, and proclaims, "My breath smells like c0ck food".

Go ahead, laugh. It's funny. Original, too.

Christ, if Whistle Blower or PNE were to ever receive such a prestigious award (right), they'd never hear the end of it. You should make it a priority to card every one of these brown nosers when you see them on the pitch next, Walks.

Bronco · 06-01-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Regs

Was there some sort of awards night or something for the league?

Yes it consisted of Azzi "by the waying" it at the AGM last night!

Dirty Daddy 3 · 06-01-2005, 01:56 PM

In related news the GRA (Guatemalan Refereeing Association) has name The Captain their official of the year.

Well done Walks

Dirty

**knvb** · 06-01-2005, 02:49 PM

Something tells me Dude didn't think one of my posts was very funny.Geez that is too bad. I do hope that's not the case, after all, all I wanted to do is give just a little something back to the guy who has given us all so many hardy laughs... Go on, tell us about your last huck on A-Line again. Or is that the Whistler super Highway and the run you stay off? You'll have to pardon me, I rarely get through one of your many whiz bangers being that they are so outstandingly funny and all. My stomach can only take so much. Nice avatar BTW. It's funny. Really.

You see, Dude, there are so many people congratulating Walks because unlike anything you've ever done in soccer this is an actual accomplishment and something to be proud of. The only thing your peers have ever voting you in for is 'most likely to knock himself out on the goal post.'

Dude · 06-01-2005, 02:55 PM

Do you spit or swallow?

**Dapotayto** · 06-01-2005, 03:08 PM

Hey you two, watch it. Handbags aren't cheap nowadays, you might want to think twice before flinging yours around blindly. And you're talking away from Walks' day. Walks, if you read this in celebration of your award I am officially offering to buy you a hooker. From Cuba. The $5 variety. You just get down there and the rest is on me!

TheRob · 06-01-2005, 03:09 PM

Nice one Gary! Beat him with acting!

Zaurrini · 06-01-2005, 03:29 PM

On behalf of me and my ankle, congrats Walks.....who would have thought, just three years ago you were giving out measly yellows for vicious tackles from behind.

Z
March 12 1975- ?

Z's Ankle
March 12 1975- April 6 2003
RIP

Gurps · 06-01-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dapotayto

You just get down there and the rest is on me!

You are getting the guy a $5 hooker, and you still insist on sharing?

Sounds like Walks has to do most of the work too!

05-31-2005, 10:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,585 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	It's a mad mad world...Mr. Walker, sir. Today the world as we know it has officially been turned up side down. It should rain French fries, down is up, up is sideways, hot is cold and Paul Walker will be named the Alec Bell - Vancouver Metro Soccer League Official of the year. I suppose you'll want me to address you as Mr. Walker or Sir now, instead of Oi! Stupid won't you? BTW, I called the land lord and he'll be around to your place with a econo size jar of lube about 10:00. He figures he should be able to grease your melon enough to get it through the door by then. Seriously though, congratulations Walks. I know how hard you worked for this and I know how you diligently prepaid yourself the night before some of leagues biggest games or even a Lomas vs Temple game. You're a inspiration Nae... a Saint. I hope young and old referee's alike will take note and model themselves after you. Hey, maybe now you'll get yourself a Provincial cup game. Well, a men's game anyway. I know dear old Alec would be proud, sunshine... Congrats. Last edited by knvb; 06-01-2005 at 12:16 AM.

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The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Well Done Walks...

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Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Congrats Walks! More mad mad world stuff: Johnny Sulentic has been invited to a National Team camp in Fort Lauderdale? __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

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Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,457 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Congrats Walks, that is great. You still have some work to do on your STARE DOWN when giving out cards before you have a shot at Azteca. Perhaps Rene or Mauritcio could give you a few lessons. Best Ref around, just ask Big Z. hos

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Reccos Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Coquitlam Posts: 1,461 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Congratulations. Well deserved. And yes, Regs, the Canadian national team have held camps in Florida lots over the years where they can play exhibitions vs local college teams and train in decent weather. Kind of crazy isn't it.

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BJB Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,681 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Congrats Walks!!! U left a lil bit early.... the ref bashing started about an hour later!! fcku was it funny.... some of these guys kill me.... As for johnny he will be going to the camp in florida next week. He is still in germany and doing well. He did pick up the league's MVP. Congrats Johnny!!! Other notable award winners, the golden boot guy, and sporting got there trophy! Fcku can Azzi talk....I loved it when he kept saying I let you finish now u let me... yet he kept cutting the person talking every freaking time.... __________________ Croatia 3 Wins 2 Draws 0 Loses against I-T-A-L-I-A!!!!

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Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Was there some sort of awards night or something for the league? __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

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Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,263 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: It's a mad mad world... A lot of lips around Walk's c0ck over here, aren't there? Are we sure Walks wasn't the star of the soon to be released TTP version of "Deep Throat"? KNVB will co-star as the love interest. Who will ever forget such zingers as ... "mmmuu urur rurur", "memmemeeueurur memieieiemmeir rrr", or my personal favorite, "mururrrmrurur, nrururm mrurur!" You'll all be rolling in the aisles as KNVB turns to the line up behind him, and proclaims, "My breath smells like c0ck food". Go ahead, laugh. It's funny. Original, too. Christ, if Whistle Blower or PNE were to ever receive such a prestigious award (right), they'd never hear the end of it. You should make it a priority to card every one of these brown nosers when you see them on the pitch next, Walks. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

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Dirty Daddy 3 Member Joined: Sep 2003 Location: Water Closet Posts: 52 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: It's a mad mad world... In related news the GRA (Guatemalan Refereeing Association) has name The Captain their official of the year. Well done Walks Dirty

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knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,585 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Something tells me Dude didn't think one of my posts was very funny.Geez that is too bad. I do hope that's not the case, after all, all I wanted to do is give just a little something back to the guy who has given us all so many hardy laughs... Go on, tell us about your last huck on A-Line again. Or is that the Whistler super Highway and the run you stay off? You'll have to pardon me, I rarely get through one of your many whiz bangers being that they are so outstandingly funny and all. My stomach can only take so much. Nice avatar BTW. It's funny. Really. You see, Dude, there are so many people congratulating Walks because unlike anything you've ever done in soccer this is an actual accomplishment and something to be proud of. The only thing your peers have ever voting you in for is 'most likely to knock himself out on the goal post.' Last edited by knvb; 06-01-2005 at 02:53 PM.

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Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,263 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: It's a mad mad world... Do you spit or swallow? __________________ Om nom nom nom...

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