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    D.C.S. Records

    I Humbly Submit Some records in sport seem unassailable, and I believe The El Nino has accomplished this feat - not once but twice last Wednesday. During my 3 & 3 evening, I won all three with double one finishes. This I am sure is one record. I set the record for lowest finish with 3...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    15 Minutes of Fame Tungsten Shafts - $29.95 StupidLooking Flights - $14.00 Beer - $2340.00 Tips for Janina - $2340.00 Beating Double In - Priceless
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    shite. He's baaack. Just when we thought it was safe to go out at night. Coastal, get this clear. You are a fcuking twat. Go watch Richmond United games if you want idiots to stalk. The D.C.S. is a gentlemen's sporting club. This is why you have not been asked to step up to the line and shoot...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Brothers Scud - all this talk of liking the belt, dry-humping, and losing to your girlfriend has me confused. Do you have some sort of sick, perverted, family sex club going on? If so, will your parents adopt me? Ex - very clever use of trick photography. As all D.C.S. members know, this photo...
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    Div 2 Div 2 Rumours & Other Gossip

    What a weekend! Perhaps it was only fitting that this match was delayed to this weekend for Club Ireland. Two, two,two drunks in one. Well done lads. Thanks to all existing players who created positive club atmosphere last year for the U21's first year in mens. Thanks to Captain and friends...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Fcuk, what a happy group! The arrows were flying thick (30 Ouncers, not grams - these things were huge) - withpink flights, and thin. Her-I-Cane showed up so we have no reason to continue this attack. Oh fcuk, I can't help myself: (Bob Dylan - Hurricane). This is the story of the...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Oops! I seriously did not want to end my post at that point. I pushed the wrong damn key again, like My Bracket [ . Her-I-Cane's problem is the same as talking about a serious injury to a Premier player in the Soccer threads. I know there is a thread for injuries, but it still comes up...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Politically correct. Of course you are correct. REGS follows the rules.
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Slut! KNVB - As moderator, can you declare Regs as OFF-TOPIC. Geez.
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    You belong anywhere you want to be. Just like my bracket.
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Yoke'd her! I hardly knew her! When Cane the Irishman gets here, all the pigeons gonna run to him. (Quinn the Eskimo) Screw-You, thank you for your generous donation. You are the only one that gets it. Yoko is truly full of remorse now that the de-nutting is complete. The final straw...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Double Trouble Double-In - What's the difference?? The difference is that as a premier player and role model for perhaps countless generations to come, you must control yourself. Darts is a gentlemen's game. The Executioner learned one month ago that his position in the game cannot be...
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    I'm Number 4 Of course, it matters not that Sidewinder was 2 - 3. The important best of three vs El Nino was all that counted. It must be said at this point. During the third match, while El Nino was settling the bill with Janina (and over-tipping like shite to get her to love him), I believe...
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    D.C.S. Weekly Rankings

    I have not been out of town. I have not been bitter. I'm just not talking to anyone (except Yanina and Dana) until I am above Sidewinder in the rankings again.
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    International and Local Darts Championships

    Obviously we were not invited to this UNSANCTIONED match. I am sure Yannina looked the same, but did she feel the same? Are these a bunch of teachers you are beating up on? Bring them on. elninowhospeaksforallDCSmembersnotinvited
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