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I'm sure he still rushes out to take penalty shots and any free kick over center.

Rumour - Slats in net for MF.

"stramash in the box" that's what she said....

I think most looked pretty fair...

I almost wasted bus fare from downtown to come and watch... let me guess... 4-0? It's been 3 minutes...

Congratulations to Westside and my good friends. DB, Smally, Mehuys, Rico... Awesome job! Westside wins games... Put some hardware on the line and they get the job done.

Go SAANICH!

We were shite. We had our chances and missed the sitters. I'm not sure that we strung two passes together all game. Saanich out worked us and scored on an unstoppable free kick. That player could retire after that strike. Beauty. Anyways, it was a good season for Port Moody Rangers. Good...

But, those ARE award winning, trophy worthy breasts..... She will be reffing my Cup Final Death Match game.

This is hilarious. It actually prompted me to sign in to TTP after a few years of snoozing. A game needs to happen. Both teams show up, cars with headlights on all around the pitch. Maybe some burning torches for corner flags. Two teams enter... One team leaves. Cup on the line.

SSFC 0 - PoCo 0 This guy fell, that guy fell, many were fouled, some were sniped, some blood was spilled... and, it was a decent game. Both sides had chances, and the game was played at a relatively good pace. SSFC was a good side and played well.

"What do you mean you have a game this weekend?!"

I can say fairly confidently that if PoCo had been playing the way they have for the past few months from the start of the season they would have won the league. Amazing how the results come when guys show some effort!

He meant Bra Burner you idiot.

That was one for 2011 and one for 2012. Obviously.