A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says
What sort of horse?', said the owner a
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee...