2004 TTP Chick Tourney Announcement and Banter

[One Dart]

Continuing with what Walks said, if Elin Nordegren wins, I am the Champion. If Beyonce wins, Franz Bakingpowder is the Champion. If Charlize Theron wins, HOS is the Champion. Even though HOS and FB don't have anyone lost from their Final Four yet (Regs, Walks and myself have all lost Britney) there aren't enough points available for them to overtake one of us if their pick doesn't win. I only looked at the top five because after that there are repeat picks of the winner.

 

[BlazeArmy]

Brooke Burns 25
Charlize Theron 38


I don't understand. what do the Yanks think about. I know Burns has been known to see Bruce Willis but Charlize Theron. Think of the nuggets, the long legs. what the hell. I'm Confused.

It's still gonna be a MrsWoods vs Simpson final. That's a choice I'd like to have to make in real life.

 

[One Dart]

That's a choice I'd like to have to make in real life.

And one that will only happen in your dreams.

BTW, my calculating was based on no major upsets for the rest of the tourney.

The Professor

 

[BlazeArmy]

The thing i find funny on KJRAM website is the saggy seconds tourney. same idea as the bigger dance but for the over-40 bracket.

 

[Hands of Stone]

If Charlize Theron wins, HOS is the Champion. Even though HOS and FB don't have anyone lost from their Final Four yet

An Orcar Win by Charlize should help her into the winner circle this year, expecially if you saw how ugly she had to get to win that award. Halle won the oscar last year and did very well in this comp., I expect Charlize to do the same.

hos

 

[Regs]

Well apparently today's matches were only the "first half" for each and tomorrow will feature the second halves...

The KJRAM website is a piece of crap and especially for this contest... at no point did they state this would happen. In fact earlier this morning they had the first game results (Jessica Simpson 42-24 Jennifer Aniston) and now have pulled it and put up a tiny little blurb about the firsthalf/second half thing

This may be the last year of TTP following this thing... we need to do it ourselves I think...

~Regs.

 

[Walks]

Just looked on the KJR-AM website and it now looks like all the Elite 8 matches will take place tomorrow morning

6:50 am - Charlize Theron vs. Elin Nordegren

7:50 am - Beyonce Knowles vs. Jennifer Garner

8:50 am - Jessica Simpson vs. Jennifer Aniston

9:50 am - Paris Hilton vs. Anna Kournikova

The anticipation is fcuking killing me

 

[Regs]

Here's the "halftime" scores :


Jessica Simpson 42 - 24 Jennifer Aniston
Paris Hilton 43 - 20 Anna Kournikova
Elin Nordegren 37 - 29 Charlize Theron
Beyonce Knowles 38 - 30 Jennifer Garner

 

[Walks]

Beyonce up 8 on Jennifer Garner ??!! What the fcuk is this all about ??

Diabolical ......

 

[Hands of Stone]

Red is very very Good. I have all 4 Girls going into the Semi's if there are no big comebacks in the Second half, but I have a strange feeling that there will be at least one, and mabey even some OT.

fourferfour in the first half

 

[One Dart]

Could the skank Hilton win it all? That would be a shocker, throw all of my analysis right out the window.

 

[Walks]

Could the skank Hilton win it all?

Fcukin' hell ....... if Hilton wins it, that will be a shoc-ker .......

Her performance in the video was marginal at best, in fact almost poor. If she does beat Kournikova, she'd face Jessica Simpson in the Final Four.

 

[simon]

Her performance in the video was marginal at best, in fact almost poor.

any idea where one could have a look at the said video without having to become a member at "one of those sites"?

 

[Walks]

Simon,

One may use any peer to peer software program (ie. Kazaa or Gluz) if one was to be into that sort of thing

 

[simon]

exactly, IF one was interested in that sort of "art"

back on topic, appears as though i have 3/4 final 4 participants (never thought Hilton would get this far)

top 10 for me i hope

 

[Walks]

3 out of the 4 matches have finished this morning ........

Elin Nordegren - 74
Charlize Theron - 60

Jennifer Garner - 72
Beyonce Knowles - 61

Justice has prevailed

Jessica Simpson - 90
Jennifer Aniston - 39

That could be the biggest er, humping in Elite 8 history

Anna and Paris go at it in 5 minutes to decide the Final 4

 

[Hands of Stone]

I am done, the comeback by Garner over Beyonce and Charlize (my champ) couldn't come from behind to beat Tiger's Bird. This Pool Sucks.

hos

 

[Walks]

Unbelievable .......

Paris Hilton - 80
Anna Kournikova - 47

Another serious lumping in the Elite 8 .......

Final Four goes tomorrow night @ 6:00 pm:

Jennifer Garner vs. Elin Nordegren
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson

 

[Regs]

3 4 4 on the day (best I could do) and on top of the leaderboard albeit tied with that cnut of a ref on TTP

Standings/results/schedule/writeups all updated.

Roll on Simpson!

~Regs.

 

[One Dart]

I fear my chances off winning have reached slim and none. I now need the skank to knock off Jessica Simpson and then have Tiger's bird take out the skank in what would have to be considered a monumental upset if the skank does in fact make it that far.