3rd Annual TTP Golf Classic Team List

[Regs]

Coach, Silverfox as well as Steve McCaw are now paid.

Team KOB nixed their spot at the proverbial last minute Hope they have good insurance because I'm gonna trash the place at the dinner when RF isn't looking

An hour left for last-minute payments/entries...

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[coach]

Now that the teams are all finalized, let's get this tourni fired up.
First off, I predict that team sexy will not only win the tourni, but will be the best dressed team two years in a row.
A nice - 8 under for the day will probably be our winning score?

Coach will usually lead off with a nice solid smash up the middle, this will leave Silver fox, Parkhead, and McCaww with a chance to launch a smashing bomb!

After this we will procede to drink H O S and Captain under the table as usual, and then settle into a nice victory celebration.

Seven more sleeps until Newlands takes a shite kicking!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

So I assume our Team DCS is organized....

Captain Shamrock
One Dart
KNVB
OneHun

Fcuk that looks like a winning squad. I'm predicting 10 under par with One Dart winning the Long Drive. I will win nothing. I am predicting by the 18th hole that I might be drunk. So much for Team Celtic........

 

[coach]

Nice to see Parkhead has seen the light and wanted out of KNVB, and the Captains company.
Don't worry Parkhead, the lads will still be there to see you lift the championship mug!

First round will be on HOS and Captain after I take their eeeaaaassssssyyy
money.

Heres to Team Sexy and another job well done.




Stand Up For The Champions !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[J_B]

So I assume our Team DCS is organized....

Captain Shamrock
One Dart
KNVB
OneHun

Fcuk that looks like a winning squad. I'm predicting 10 under par with One Dart winning the Long Drive. I will win nothing. I am predicting by the 18th hole that I might be drunk. So much for Team Celtic........

I actually see us shooting quite lower depending on who has the score card

As for your all celtic team, are there enough Celtic supports out there for that

Cheers
1HUN
JB

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Of course there are, JB. Remember, we are TGFITW.


On that note, we could be on the edge of a major break through in terms of relations between the Huns and Tims. Playing in the same foursome and putting aside our massive differences(I support the current League/FA Cup champions and you support a team which has just lost the treble) for 4.5 hours could be huge in terms bringing both sides together as one.

















No fcuking chance but we can at least act civil for awhile, especially since you will be playing for Ireland in the Nations Cup this year. BTW, Ireland has three early signings.....Tiernan King, Brian VonShagen, and young Vincent Stewart. The CAptain is looking to put a winning formula together this year.......

 

[One Dart]

Back from my weeklong hiatus at Evans Lake with 85 12 and 13 year olds. Glad to see that The Power came through for me. BTW, Demolition is right, not only should no one want to be in the same cart as Dude, if Newlands knew what was smart he wouldn't be allowed to use one. When will the tee-times be sorted?

 

[coach]

Where the hell is your group Yoda? Please say it aint so!

shocking!

 

[Regs]

Not on a team yet but Kurgan & Hammerhead are back for another year!~Regs.

 

[TheRob]

Tee times! Get your tee times here!

Well, after a lot of debate and some serious number crunching, the teams are ready and the tee times are set.

Here they are:

2:03pm - Team Cheatside (Herb jr./Travis/Steve/Bob)
2:10pm - Team Timmy and the Huns (RF/GG/Dude/Dick Dangler)
2:17pm - Team F Club 4 (TR/SC/HOS/Fun Bobbi)
2:24pm - Team HBDE (Regs/Ralph Wiggum/Hammerhead/Kurgan)
2:31pm - Team Sexy (Coach/Silverfox/Parkhead/McCaw)
2:38pm - Team Free Agent (Blaze Army/ThePone/Dapotayto/Whirlwind)
2:45pm - Team DCS (knvb/Captain Shamrock/One Dart/J_B)

We ask that you all get to Newlands at 1:30pm to get yourselves organized. If you want carts, you can sort them out then.

The weather looks good. It should be a great day.

I will have tourney packages for the team captains. Make sure they come see me BEFORE tee off.

 

[Dude]

Team Timmy and the Huns

Classic...it's like you already know Dangler!

One year and a bum shoulder since last swinging a club (poorly at that). Should be interesting for me, as this is my warm up for my company tourney next week in the windy city.

 

[Dapotayto]

Should be interesting for me, as this is my warm up for my company tourney next week in the windy city.

Going to Lethbridge are you?

 

[Dude]

No, the other windy city.

 

[Rangerforever]

Yes!

I don't know who's more excited about meeting Dirk Diggler, I mean Dick Dangler,...me or GG.

OK, me....

One request:
Don't bring the Hamilton Tiger Cats Blow Horn.



Timmy and the Huns...
Glasgow on my mind...
The Auld Firm Friendship tour...

Majeek.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I would like to lobby for an earlier tee time please. I will be half cut by the time 2:43 rolls around. KNVB, what kind of team captain are you? How could this happen?

 

[BlazeArmy]

Captain, You can have 2:38 if you want. That should help things.

 

[knvb]

I don't know mate, I'm just as outraged as you. The rest of us were hoping to have all your drives, good or bad, finished by the 4th hole so you can pass out on the roof of the golf cart. (Which reminds me, JB, you're in charge of bringing the bungee cords.)

This may put team DCS in great term oil. Having to focus Captain log enough to putt my be a major issue.

 

[Dude]

KNVBism #486: term oil.

Does anyone want to have a go at this?

 

[Rangerforever]

Term Oil

Me thinks KNVB is having you on as something tells me the faux pas is old at this point.

Just a huntch.

RF

Come on Timmy and the Huns.

 

[TheRob]

I will be half cut by the time 2:43 rolls around.

Only half?