Celebrity Sex Tapes – Who’s next?

[Argyle]

First it was Rob Lowe and the underage girls, then we progressed to Paris Hilton. There is also one out there from Gena Lee Nolin (Baywatch / Shenna fame). We also have Jenna Lewis of Survivor on her wedding night.

Now we hear that Joanie Laurer , formerly Chyna - the 7th wonder of the world - of WWE fame, is trying to find a distibuter for her tape that she made with Sean Waltman (X-Pac - ex WWE wrestler).

What is this world coming to???

Who will be next???

Better yet, who would you like to see next????

How could I forget the most notorious one of them all....

BC's own Pamela Anderson and her trist with Tommy, and then with Brett Micheals...

 

[Hands of Stone]

You missed the Bigest one of All, Pam and Tommy and the big slong. Now that has got to be the most viewed of all time, even though I have never seen it.

hos

 

[Argyle]

I made the edit to my first post, but you forgot about Pam and Brett Micheals of Poison...

Another classic...

They are all apart of the vast library...

 

[Regs]

You missed the Bigest one of All, Pam and Tommy and the big slong. Now that has got to be the most viewed of all time, even though I have never seen it.

hos

But Mrs. HOS has I bet...

~Regs.

 

[girth]

How about Tonya Harding and Jeff Galoooooly. That was a disaster,I was working the graveyard shift many years ago when one of my co-workers plugs the tape in. Good lord I still have nightmares.

 

[Sage]

How about Tonya Harding and Jeff Galoooooly. That was a disaster,I was working the graveyard shift many years ago when one of my co-workers plugs the tape in. Good lord I still have nightmares.

Believe it or not, I've never heard of that tape! Sounds intersesting though... I just might look for it on Kazaa tonight.

Pam and Tommy is the best ever, followed closely by my wet dream Paris.

 

[Argyle]

How about Tonya Harding and Jeff Galoooooly. That was a disaster,I was working the graveyard shift many years ago when one of my co-workers plugs the tape in. Good lord I still have nightmares.

Don't want to get technical, but it was Tonya and the boyfriend that she beat with the hubcap wasn't it? Not sure...

 

[Dapotayto]

Now we hear that Joanie Laurer , formerly Chyna - the 7th wonder of the world - of WWE fame, is trying to find a distibuter for her tape that she made with Sean Waltman (X-Pac - ex WWE wrestler)

Where the hell did they find a bag big enough to fit over Chyna's horseface? Don't tell me she made the video sans bag?!?! I'd rather view that website where the guy (aka Hos) dry humps cars and other assorted inanimate objects.

 

[Argyle]

I have heard that whe is wearing a cape, and is waving around swords...

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I've heard you guys are all perverts. Apparently for once, I'm right.

 

[Argyle]

I represent that!!!!

Excuse me, have to get to the fluff girl before the next scene....

 

[Argyle]

Say it isn't so Tom! Are you that hard up for the money?

Hollywood actor Tom Sizemore is to release a series of his own home-made sex films.

The 'Saving Private Ryan' star, who filed for bankruptcy earlier this year, is bringing out several tapes he made with nine different women, some of which have already been leaked on to the internet, to try and raise cash.

Porn industry sources claim the actor could make millions from the illicit recordings due to the massive current interest in celebrity sex tapes. Sizemore is the latest star to feature in a home-made sex tape.

 

[girth]

With a name like SIZEMORE how could you fefuse porn? Christ he was probably begged to do it and he doesn't even need a stage name.

 

[Argyle]

This just in...

Elizibeth Hurley could be one of the stars of Tom Sizemore's films...

 

[Dude]

Yes. Keep us updated.