dwarf with a lisp......

[Captain Shamrock]

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says
What sort of horse?', said the owner a
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
the owner picks him up and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina,pulls him out.The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
'Can I see her wun awound?'

 

[akslop]

lol

 

[TS]

too funny. gonna have to use that one tomorrow and pass it off as my own.......

 

[Captain Shamrock]

That one did make me laugh hard........

 

[Reds-16]

Hard to argue with logic.




*Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3, 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: About $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No

Man: Where's your fcuking Ferrari then?*