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Mythical match-ups #2 Buckfast vs. Jinky
- Thread starter Jinky
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Jimmy Holiday
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Jinky in 7 cuz he'll send to heaven
He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee,he's way too pretty for Buckfast,they call him Muhammed JINKY
He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee,he's way too pretty for Buckfast,they call him Muhammed JINKY
Draw
Jinky will have the first two rounds in the bag (with his height and reach of course) and then he will make a big mistake... going into the 3rd and final round Mohammed Jinky crosses himself and signals to the sky, Buck "The Real Deal" Fast catches this... not impressed by the patriotic gesture Bucky snaps and goes for the breadbasket or Keg (which ever you prefer)... he comes in with a series of rights... leaving the big burly fella stunned... then Bucky comes with another series rights, only this time they are right footed slide tackles to the groin of Mohammed Jinky
... the official orders the score keepers not to count the last slide tackle as it was studs up!!!
The round ends on a combination of head butts... Jinky bending down to catch the wee angry Prod on the top of the heed which in turn knocks his back out...
Final decision = Draw
Jinky with 22 strong and effective blows
Buckfast with 437 feeble yet swarming digs (the slide tackles did Jinky in)
Jinky will have the first two rounds in the bag (with his height and reach of course) and then he will make a big mistake... going into the 3rd and final round Mohammed Jinky crosses himself and signals to the sky, Buck "The Real Deal" Fast catches this... not impressed by the patriotic gesture Bucky snaps and goes for the breadbasket or Keg (which ever you prefer)... he comes in with a series of rights... leaving the big burly fella stunned... then Bucky comes with another series rights, only this time they are right footed slide tackles to the groin of Mohammed Jinky
... the official orders the score keepers not to count the last slide tackle as it was studs up!!! The round ends on a combination of head butts... Jinky bending down to catch the wee angry Prod on the top of the heed which in turn knocks his back out...
Final decision = Draw
Jinky with 22 strong and effective blows
Buckfast with 437 feeble yet swarming digs (the slide tackles did Jinky in)
Legend tells a tale.......
......and then, out of nowhere, TheRob runs down the isle, and leaps into the ring. He takes notice of Bucky's unfortunate state and then turns his attention to Jinky. It hasn't been confirmed, but many people have said they heard TheRob mumble something about Bucky being "his" nemisis. Not Jinky's, his. He then grabbed Jinky, and starting an onslaught not seen since the days of Clubber Lang, and Appollo Creed. When it was over and the dust had settled, there sat TheRob, with Buckfast cradled in his arms. "He's my nemisis," he said. "He's my nemisis."
......and then, out of nowhere, TheRob runs down the isle, and leaps into the ring. He takes notice of Bucky's unfortunate state and then turns his attention to Jinky. It hasn't been confirmed, but many people have said they heard TheRob mumble something about Bucky being "his" nemisis. Not Jinky's, his. He then grabbed Jinky, and starting an onslaught not seen since the days of Clubber Lang, and Appollo Creed. When it was over and the dust had settled, there sat TheRob, with Buckfast cradled in his arms. "He's my nemisis," he said. "He's my nemisis."
What happened to the barnyard animals
For fcuk sakes, enuff's enuff.
Leave your sordid fantasies of the love that dare not speak it's name in GEU's dressing room. Now, Fasty has further ammunition for more of his fiction. Did you know he was born in England and played for Peg.?
BTW, Manline is the shortest distance between two men, not the distance between two short men.
For fcuk sakes, enuff's enuff.
Leave your sordid fantasies of the love that dare not speak it's name in GEU's dressing room. Now, Fasty has further ammunition for more of his fiction. Did you know he was born in England and played for Peg.?
BTW, Manline is the shortest distance between two men, not the distance between two short men.
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