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freddy

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Sounds appetizing. Do you just eat penicillin like jellybellies? I suppose you could make a cooperative sourdough from the yeast?
 

akslop

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Twas the night before christmas, at take the piss.
one couldnt help but notice, something was a miss

Regular members were browsing the forums
As premium bastards surfed through the porn

@Dude was nestled at home with ice cream
@Yoda 's boobies were popping through the screen

@Soccer Coach with another you tube post about god
@dezza defending claims of saudi arabian fraud

@The Franchise celebrating his win of a hundy
Surely @Regs will have another lawsuit come monday

@Sir M was a working on his latest rankings
@freddy getting in position for his christmas spanking

When out on the lawn from somewhere in the valley
@knvb was being a cnut, somethings just come naturally

Some people on here can be real pricks
Except for @STD aka disease dick

Back in the VMSL , The premier table looked over.
The Wolves were on top looking down at the Rovers.

Soccer in Fraser valley still looking for their props.
Dont Fight Dynamo or they'll call the cops.

@cascadesoccer busy moderating and some thread merging.
Guy has lots of time he's a 30 a year old virgin.

I heard @akslop exclaim as he finished his poem
Merry Christmas to all you Bastards. Go have a moan.
 
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akslop

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This is what happens when you start drinking at 8 am 5 days before christmas when you have yet to start shopping. Anyone I missed sorry but you need to put soem work in for next years Version. @Rangerforever I only excluded you because you suffer enough from having to deal with Sid aka GC.
 

Dude

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Usually RF plays the part of Santa in these.

So, you are saying that Sid is simply not OK to be around, most of the time?

I will say this, the FB version of Sid is a much kinder and gentler version than the old TTP version. Fatherhood has turned the man into a big 'ol softie.
 

Dude

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It's Christmas time, you fcuking insensitive idiot (no disrespect). I'm talking about his heart, in Grinch terms.

Bloody hell, Yoda, why do I always have to explain everything?
 

akslop

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I actually see Sid quite a bit and know him well. And yes he is the family man now and some what of a god father supplier to the cold beer and wine stores nowadays. He is doing quite well for himself. Is he banned here?
 

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