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Sir M

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Got up very early for this one and promptly burned myself making coffee. Rangers up 1-0 early but Celtic tie it up on a cracker 10 mins before half. Hoops starting to take over but Rangers are countering. Several nasty tackles/cards both ways. Level at the half; a cracker so far on Shaw 235 so wake up RF...
 

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RF what is the best site for a cheapskate to watch Celtic thump that other Glasgow team for free?
 
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TAE A FERT (Fart)

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie

Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie

Just as ye sit doon among yer kin

There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas

Stert working like a gentle breeze

But soon the puddin wi the saucie face

Will have ye blawin all ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae

A’bodys gonnae have tae pay

Even if yae try to stifle,

Its like a bullet oot a rifle.

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair

Tae try and stop the leakin air

Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek

Prae tae god it disnae reek.

But awe yer efforts go asunder

Oot it comes like a clap oh thunder

Ricochets around the room

Michty me, a sonic boom

God almighty it fairly reeks

Hope I huvnae shite ma breeks

Tae the bog I better scurry

Aw whit the hell its no ma worry.

Abody roon aboot me choking

Wan or two are nearly bokin

I’ll feel better for a while

Cannae help but raise a smile.

Wiz him I shout with accusing glower,

Alas too late , he’s just keeled ower

Ye dirty bugger they shout and start

I dinnae feel welcome ony mair

Where err ye go let yer wind gan free

Sounds like just the job fur me

Whit a fuss at Rabbies perty

Ower the sake oh wan wee ferty.
 

Rangerforever

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And a Happy Burns day to you too Disease Dick. ;)

To be fair Rabbie carried a few STD's in his day too....

Rangers 2 - Sheep Shaggers 0

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Liverpool U18s for a season then off to one of the biggest clubs in Scotland. Not sure how this is going to turn out but good for him. Atleast they’ll be in the top.
 

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