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The best engine

cside17

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A notable gynecologist once said,


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so ****ing temperamental."
 

freddy

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They always have the joke of the day, and that happened to be on there a couple days ago. So, I suspect your friend is a visitor :D tell him to try keezmovies.com - nice step up, and full feature length :p
 

striker14

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psychiatrist

A GUY WALKS INTO HIS PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE
HE IS COMPLETELY NAKED AND WRAPPED IN SARAN WRAP
THE PSYCHIATRIST TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS...
" I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOU'RE NUTS!! "


:p
 

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