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Yoda

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So she's taking $200 Jerseys, cutting the arms off, putting frills on it and then selling it for less?
WTF indeed!!

What business school did she go to?

Well she's a Leafs fan so my guess it all started when she watched them lose another game and couldn't take it anymore so she started cutting up her Leafs jersey and thought, "hey, no guy in his right mind would wear a Leafs jersey anymore, so why not try to sell them to women? They don't have an f'ing clue about hockey and the Leafs. Sure fire winner!!!"
 

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If you read the full article (which really wasn't worth it) She said the price of the jersey is not included. Either way, it looks terrible.
 

Yoda

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I'll rephrase it then.

Some idiot is paying for a jersey, sending it to her, she's cutting the sleeves off and putting frills on it , then charging that person more money?

The rest doesn't need editing :)



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Burglars snort man

MIAMI — Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff’s deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the Central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15.

The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.

Read more: Burglars snort man
 

cascadesoccer

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Lady Gaga's New Perfume Will Smell Like Blood And Semen
By: Kristian Laliberte



Tom Ford has a cologne that's inspired by cocaine. Jennifer Anniston's fragrance is "clean." Kate Moss's scent probably evokes skinniness. But trust Lady Gaga to make perfume raunchola—she requested that her first perfume smell like blood and semen. The concoction launches in spring '12, meaning we have more than a year to guess just whose sticky stuff she's trying to channel. (Fashionista)

whoa, thats fcuked up
 

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On January 30, police responded to an anonymous call about a cockfight near Bakersfield, California. In the police frenzy, Jose Luis Ochoa's leg was sliced open by a rooster. Unfortunately for Ochoa, in the name of the sport, someone had attached a knife to the bird. He was taken to a hospital, but doctors were unable to stop the bleeding. He later died at the hospital.

The Rooster-"You know he ain't gonna die."
 

italian_stallion21

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On January 30, police responded to an anonymous call about a cockfight near Bakersfield, California. In the police frenzy, Jose Luis Ochoa's leg was sliced open by a rooster. Unfortunately for Ochoa, in the name of the sport, someone had attached a knife to the bird. He was taken to a hospital, but doctors were unable to stop the bleeding. He later died at the hospital.

The Rooster-"You know he ain't gonna die."

Karma of the highest regard.
 

cascadesoccer

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This was posted from Soccernet.com

There was a painful conclusion to an end-of-season party when a Welsh Non-League footballer suffered severe injuries after a pool cue was rammed up his backside.

An as yet unnamed 37-year-old midfielder for Tenby AFC, who play in the Pembrokeshire 1st Division, is still in hospital five days after the incident. A source, believed to be a team-mate, told the Mirror: "It was a bit of horseplay that went * seriously wrong. We'd all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there."

Another Tenby team-mate, 29, was arrested, but later released without charge by police.

haha WOW
 

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This makes me say WTF:

http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/b...sters-draw-predictions-results-banter-19.html

Sir M is a genius, nothing short of one. To rank his team 3rd but yet above the provincial champs is brilliant. Good luck and well done on trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes. Poco has lost their captain, their heart and soul as he's barely underage. They have also lost one of their huge center backs as he's gone to Scotland to catch up with his heritage. Furthermore, one of their top goal scorers has a season ending injury to his groin. We had 15 going into provincials due to a few sensitive quitters, now we are sitting at 11, 12 at best for the duration. That is very concerning! We'll definitely do our best against the overwhelming favourties in WV but no promises from the Poco camp. God speed. God speed.

JTL



coach,we will do our best but we are under no illusions how hard this game will be.It's been a long season,maybe 8 months,the injury crisis is catching up with us.Same for all teams I know.

I know all FVSL Masters teams are rooting for The Castilians,we will do our best under difficult circumstances to make everyone happy.

Have we passed the line yet from amusing to highly annoying?
 

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