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Tiger's little secrets
- Thread starter The Franchise
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I think you mean -10. He is hitting it better than ever. 10 birdies and going strong. I can't wait to hear how he does on the back nine.
Troubling news though, I had sex with him some time ago, so he is definitely bi. I am not just waiting for my $3M hush money so I can build a sweet 7-aside soccer pitch with killer amenities for the 0'40's league to come . . .
Troubling news though, I had sex with him some time ago, so he is definitely bi. I am not just waiting for my $3M hush money so I can build a sweet 7-aside soccer pitch with killer amenities for the 0'40's league to come . . .
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Why would I put his wife on here...everyone knows they would tap his wife.
FYI He thought the twin sister was his wife very easy to mistake
FYI....Girth if you look closley you can see nip in the first pic
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The more interesting study here which could apply to all of us is to find out which of these women he schtuped before his big wins on the course, and when he flopped. How many hours before tee off was he getting his nob gobbled?
I have tried to figure out the sex/performance in sports thing for years - should I save the seed and invest it into frustrated anger on the field, or bust it loose and have a more relaxed touch . . .
I have tried to figure out the sex/performance in sports thing for years - should I save the seed and invest it into frustrated anger on the field, or bust it loose and have a more relaxed touch . . .
italian_stallion21
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According to an Olympic study, 1.5 hours before your event is the best time for sex.
italian_stallion21
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Indefinite leave from golf? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I blame the media and corporate sponsorship.
Captain Shamrock
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FFS, I'm surprised Tiger plays golf as well he does if he has eyes like that.....if he thinks they're worth losing everything over, he needs laser surgery. Having said that........yes, probably with all six after a case of beer.
Dial 9-1-1
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I still think he's the victim in all this.
Now he's totally being shunned like he has leopardcy.
Now he's totally being shunned like he has leopardcy.
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Elin is asking for a divorce, half of Tigers money and sole custody of the kids......Tigers career is going down the shitter
What? That you posted that picture 2 months after everyone else and thought it was new?
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So he's lost $1/2 a Billion, give or take $100M.
He becomes single again, and can stop sneaking around. Plus, he's so bloody competitive, he'll come out more focused and winning more than ever. In two years, he'll make that $1/2B back and then some.
Sorry, can't feel sorry for the dude.
Dial 9-1-1
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That's what happens when you go wookin pa nub in all the wrong places.
Sorry cant find the other thread where he is getting trashed so here goes:
Regs, move if you feel approriate!
: A poem about Tiger Woods
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
Regs, move if you feel approriate!
: A poem about Tiger Woods
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
cascadesoccer
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Brilliant!
cascadesoccer
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haha thats awesome!
