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lita

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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?"

Here's an update for you...

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage
 

trece verde

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Nah.....

Just send him over the bridge for the quickie special from one of the girls behind the liquor store in beautiful downtown Mission - cheaper and faster (just like the Chimp). Besides, I don't think you'd get much in a whip-round for the Gimp (except maybe the old dutch salt-licorice that KNVB's been carrying around with him....). Touching thought, though. More people should realize that, like me, you've only got his best interests at heart. And that's what it's really all about, isn't it?

stew:cool:
 

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'But the first man to complete it is dating. And one of the students found a girlfriend while he was in the intimacy phase.'
But my question is this: did he follow through with the course, and still shag the "instructor" while dating another woman?

"But honey, if I don't sex her up, I won't pass. And if I don't pass, we can't do it. So, you see, I'm having sex with another woman because I love you so much."
 

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