Every once in a while, I come across a post which seems to boggle my mind moreso than the rest. When a gem such as this graces my monitor, I often wonder to myself: "What substance was this guy on whilst he wrote this"?!
Now, take for example this beauty below, written by literary genius (and lover of all ales apparently
) Utah:
This one had me stumped for a good long while, until I realized that we were dealing with a 'multiple-substance abuser'! There is no chance that a simple case of beer could inspire such words. No, I say this is the result of many hours of cross-consumption, and perhaps even some inhaling of felts in the garage afterwards.
Of course, this science is still in it's infancy, so I could be wrong. Any other thoughts??
~Skip
Now, take for example this beauty below, written by literary genius (and lover of all ales apparently
) Utah:utah said:Aves you have got to be fist fcking me! Not just the normal fist fcking but the xtra fist fcking you don't tell your team about. Cause I know that your team could not finger fcuk a racoon to the grave. My team because of their age has a hard time finger fcking their team to the prom
This one had me stumped for a good long while, until I realized that we were dealing with a 'multiple-substance abuser'! There is no chance that a simple case of beer could inspire such words. No, I say this is the result of many hours of cross-consumption, and perhaps even some inhaling of felts in the garage afterwards.
Of course, this science is still in it's infancy, so I could be wrong. Any other thoughts??
~Skip
