Div 1 [FVSL Div 1] MOTW Week 13

[Yoda]

Week 13

1Port Moody Gunners
2SFC Rangers
3TWU Titans
4Dewdney Utd
5Aldergrove Warriors
6Peace Arch Utd
7Dewdney Razorbacks
8Mission SC
9Peace Arch Selects
10LUFC Athletic
11North Delta FC
12Poco City Reserves
13LUFC Dynamo
14Surrey Sporting
15Sikh Utd Eagles
16SFC Strikers
17GEU Knights
18Aldergrove Utd

Matches: (MOTW In bold)

LUFC Athletic BYE

Aldergrove Warriors vs TWU Titans - Sth Aldergrove ParkSat 2pm
SFC Rangers Sikh Utd Eagles - Newton TURF #2Fri 8:30pm
Port Moody Gunners vs Dewdney Utd Port Moody TURFFri 7:30pm
Surrey Sporting vs Aldergrove Utd - Cloverdale TURF #1Sat 6pm
Dewdney Razorbacks vs Mission SC - Athletic #1Sat 2:15pm
Peace Arch Selects vs GEU Knights - Sth Surrey Ath TURF #10Sat6:30pm
SFC Strikers vs North Delta FC - Newton TURF #1Fri 8:30pm
Poco City Reserves vs LUFC Dynamo - Gates TURFFri 7:30pmBYE Peace Arch Utd

 

[predator]

this poll is rigged wtf

 

[Dude]

Totally accurate poll. No other games matter. Go Dewds! Keep your foot on the gas if you're leading after 70.

 

[Manwich]

aldergrove vs TWU possibly means more to 1st place as even if gunners lose they still control their own fate

 

[The Franchise]

Totally accurate poll. No other games matter. Go Dewds! Keep your foot on the gas if you're leading after 70.

They should worry about still having gas 70 minutes in

 

[deleted-dope]

i wanna wish dewdney all the best. you guys play on grass and your going to be playing a good team on (im my opinion) the worst turf field in the lower mainland.. actually its tied with 8rinks turf but its dam near close...good luck kids

 

[Jack The Lad]

aldergrove vs TWU possibly means more to 1st place as even if gunners lose they still control their own fate

When the Gunners lose they actually don't control their own destiny. Only the Dewds do.

Dopes, we actually prefer turf to grass - we have lost all of our points on our own grass field this year. We lost most of them on our grass field last year as well. We dominated Port Moody for 90 minutes last year and we know they are seeking redemption. Unfortunately our first string goalie is absent due to a work function and our backup goalie injured his shoulder in practice last night. Our right midfielder who is the fittest and quickest on our team tore his hamstring in our last game. Our top goal scorer has a stress fracture in his heel. Our top goal scorer from last year is coming off a high ankle sprain. Our starting right back has a bruised hip. Our sweeper is going to ACDC. Our top setup man is suffering from a tight hammy as well. Our captain and center midfielder is suffering from torn abdominal muscles. So needless to say we are in really tough for the weekend and are just hoping to squeak out a victory. O35's is looking better and better all the time.

JTL

 

[Yoda]

Please disregard the above message and substitute any exact injury mentioned with "upper body injury" or "lower body injury", as you seem fit

Carry on.

 

[Yoda]

Why didn't anyone vote for Dewdney U vs PM Gunners? Very odd.

PS Predator: nobody else does the poll so i get to do whatever i want!

 

[warmbencher]

When the Gunners lose they actually don't control their own destiny. Only the Dewds do.

Dopes, we actually prefer turf to grass - we have lost all of our points on our own grass field this year. We lost most of them on our grass field last year as well. We dominated Port Moody for 90 minutes last year and we know they are seeking redemption. Unfortunately our first string goalie is absent due to a work function and our backup goalie injured his shoulder in practice last night. Our right midfielder who is the fittest and quickest on our team tore his hamstring in our last game. Our top goal scorer has a stress fracture in his heel. Our top goal scorer from last year is coming off a high ankle sprain. Our starting right back has a bruised hip. Our sweeper is going to ACDC. Our top setup man is suffering from a tight hammy as well. Our captain and center midfielder is suffering from torn abdominal muscles. So needless to say we are in really tough for the weekend and are just hoping to squeak out a victory. O35's is looking better and better all the time.

JTL

I heard on the bye week for the POMO kids they all went out to vegas and did hookers n blow...unfortunately all but one (in India getting married to a girl he has not met) contracted aids which mysteriously spun off into other diseases like arthritis, alzheimers, and being gay.....OK being gay is not a disease but they somehow turned gay nonetheless and they all decided to screw each other on the plane ride home and now they all cannot walk because their glory holes are all torn up.

Should be an interesting match

 

[Yoda]

Who hasn't had that trip.

Really though, there's no way that happened to them. They'd all be chaparoned by thier parents because the flight attendants wouldn't let kids that young ride alone, and their parents would never have let that happen.

Will still be an interesting match though.

 

[Mr.GoldenBoot]

When the Gunners lose they actually don't control their own destiny. Only the Dewds do.

Dopes, we actually prefer turf to grass - we have lost all of our points on our own grass field this year. We lost most of them on our grass field last year as well. We dominated Port Moody for 90 minutes last year and we know they are seeking redemption. Unfortunately our first string goalie is absent due to a work function and our backup goalie injured his shoulder in practice last night. Our right midfielder who is the fittest and quickest on our team tore his hamstring in our last game. Our top goal scorer has a stress fracture in his heel. Our top goal scorer from last year is coming off a high ankle sprain. Our starting right back has a bruised hip. Our sweeper is going to ACDC. Our top setup man is suffering from a tight hammy as well. Our captain and center midfielder is suffering from torn abdominal muscles. So needless to say we are in really tough for the weekend and are just hoping to squeak out a victory. O35's is looking better and better all the time.

JTL

2 goalies, 2 top goal scorers, everyone who plays on the right AND your Captain?? geeze thats quite a list of premature excuses....sounds like BS but who knows eh

 

[Dude]

Does the JTL Snow Job ever get old?

Prediction: 4-2 Dewds.

 

[Jack The Lad]

2 goalies, 2 top goal scorers, everyone who plays on the right AND your Captain?? geeze thats quite a list of premature excuses....sounds like BS but who knows eh

The only person that will be making excuses is Big Softie.

JTL

 

[Yoda]

it's not an excuse......yet. However it is all true oddly enough.
Man are those guys old.

 

[Maximus]

4 - 0 Moody. Dewdney is no good. Proof is we beat them a man short.

 

[Jack The Lad]

4 - 0 Moody. Dewdney is no good. Proof is we beat them a man short.

Max, how have you guys done in your last 3 games. How about your last 5 games. Not really surprised. We seem to find a way to drop points against the worst teams in the league - our game against your team unfortunately was no exception.

JTL

 

[4thplacetrophy]

havnt seen dewdney but gonna stretch out and say 1-1.

 

[The_Reverend]

Max, how have you guys done in your last 3 games. How about your last 5 games. Not really surprised. We seem to find a way to drop points against the worst teams in the league - our game against your team unfortunately was no exception.

JTL

last 3 sucked 0-2-1, last 5 ok 2-2-1, but we aren't one of the worst teams in the league - mid-pack is not worst... also, as max said, we beat you a man down, but you couldn't even keep your league against port moody a man down...

 

[Jack The Lad]

last 3 sucked 0-2-1, last 5 ok 2-2-1, but we aren't one of the worst teams in the league - mid-pack is not worst... also, as max said, we beat you a man down, but you couldn't even keep your league against port moody a man down...

Reverend, you're obviously struggling for material. Port Moody are a very good team and no we couldn't keep the lead against them with a man down. You guys are doing pretty good for a newly promoted team so well done. I still think Div. 1 needs to be composed of 10 teams only. We would love to play Port Moody again as I am sure they would love to play us. Our game against the Rangers is going to be a hard fought battle as well and we would love to play them twice. We would also love to play against some of the teams we have dropped points against like the Selects. Div. 1 would be a lot better league if there were only 10 teams.

JTL