2002 League News & Updates

[Yoda]

SC an AMSL moderator?

AMSL News:

May 25th, Dragooned vs. Tryhards 6:00pm Burnaby Turf.
Scheduled to be one of the biggest games of the AMSL season was surprising forfeited by the Tryhards who could not field a team due to much more important (to some) enagaments. Rumour has it that 2 members of the Tryhards were getting married which caused the shortage of players. We will follow up with more as the story becomes clearer.
In anothe story there was a guest at the Tryhard wedding that tried to come late from his game and chose to go to an AMSL team party instead of attending the nuptials of the wedding.
This person showed up late and was greated at the door by KNVB's leg breakers and was promptly beaten to a pulp.
On a happier note, the forfieted game was the first win for the Dragooned team all summer.





Scoop Yoda,
AMSL Magazine Editor.

SorrySCthisismylastposthere.Allotherswillbeinproperthread.

 

[SC]

JR! (official name for the tourney)

Time to change it for the tourney schedule

It's Hairy Rorange Cheatside (starring Benji the Magnificent)

Seriously, I don't want Cheatside to feel left out

+let the games begin~

Shite Yogi, were you smoking crack on the above post

 

[J R]

name for the season.....

any ideas for your season name? Hairy Rorange Dragoons?

The Hairy Blue Dragon Experience Machine?

the masses want to know!

 

[SC]

hmmmmmmmm...

can't reveal any secrets until the deadline...sorry!

+Regsiandhismagicnicknames

 

[darkangel]

WE NEED TO CHAT RE: MAY 4TH & 5TH

Hey SC

Let me know your #'s for the Tourny....................


DA

 

[SC]

I don't know...

As much as I have bragged about my team being on the ball , I have had no responses yet!

Obviously anyone involved in Cup Play are out. The likes of having all the females (Alumni/Westside) and the Peg/Canadian/Westside Boys are slim.

Looks like we'll just be Cheatside with guest appearences by Coach AJ, Lil' D (Coach D) , The Scottsman Gav , and the reoccurring Webb!

Please read your PM for Tommy's #...

No worries, I'm sure we'll be out in half force!

+SC

As always Coach SC forgot a million Dragoons in the process, but it is only for you to react and speak up (GUYS!)
Rog?, Jay?, Jinky? Throbby (check)!

 

[darkangel]

ya and they have all paid you too!

Sure they have SC... don't believe a thing you say!


Okay I have 1/2 force as well... pretty weak on the responses on my end !

well it will come together i am sure! let me know - cause we can fill shoes for the tournament if that's the case!

DA

 

[SC]

responses pouring in now...

I take a 91/2 ladies, but a 7.5 King

+SCcausedalittlestinkandhashadover5responsesinthelastfewhours

 

[SC]

News Flash...

I think this is news (of sorts). There was a Mackers (and the Mrs. )sighting last night!

It's really true I'm still in shock after having a conversation with the couple last night!

The Markerses (hehe) will be joining the crew at the opening tourney...

+ScisstillrecoveringfromthelongnightofGuinnessconsumption

 

[Reccos]

Hey SC

SC "still recovering from the long night of Guinness consumption!"

Wow, that Guinness gets around!

SC is this post connected to Guinness also?

responses pouring in now...
I take a 91/2, ladies, but a 7.5 King

+SCcausedalittlestinkandhashadover5responsesinthelastfewhour
s

 

[SC]

MAYBE

wouldn't you like to know!

+ScwantstoknowwhyReccoslikestoreadSC'sposts

 

[SC]

Co-ed Tourney Schedule...

TOURNAMENT SCHEDULE
Saturday May 4th & Sunday May 5th @ Reeves Street Park, Port Coquitlam
Group A
Rockets
Mtn. Shadow
Still Drinking Beer
Gunners

Group B
Union Jackers
Ray's Team
Cat & Fiddle
Cosmos

Group C (3 teams only)
Allover United
The Tryhards
Mavericks

Group D (3 teams only)
Arse-nal
QLT Quake
Hairy Rorange Dragons

Saturday - Field 1
9:00 Rockets vs. Mountain Shadow
10:30 Cat & Fiddle vs. Cosmos
12:00 NO GAME
1:30 Mountain Shadow vs. Gunners
3:00 Hairy Rorange Cheatside vs. Mavericks (NEW GAME)
4:30 NO GAME

Saturday - Field 2
9:00 Still Drinking Beer vs. Gunners
10:30 NO GAME
12:00 QLT Quake vs. Hairy Rorange Dragons
1:30 Union Jackers vs. Cat & Fiddle
3:00 Allover United vs. Try Hard FC
4:30 Rockets vs. Gunners

Saturday - Field 3
9:00 Union Jackers vs. Ray's Team
10:30 Try Hard FC vs. Mavericks
12:00 Rockets vs. Still Drinking Beer
1:30 Ray's Team vs. Cosmos
3:00 Arse-nal vs. QLT Quake
4:30 Mountain Shadow vs. Still Drinking Beer

Sunday - Field 1
9:00 Allover United vs. Mavericks
10:30 Union Jackers vs. Cosmos
12:00 Arse-nal vs. Hairy Rorange Cheatside
1:00 Semi Final #1 GP A winner vs. GP B winner
3:00 Final

Sunday - Field 2
9:00 Try Hard FC vs. Arse-nal (NEW GAME)
10:30 Ray's Team vs. Cat & Fiddle (GAME TIME/FIELD CHANGED)
12:00 Allover United vs. QLT Quake (NEW GAME)
1:00 Semi Final #2 GP C winner vs. GP D winner

Tournament Rules
- All games will consist of two (2) 30-minute halves with the exception of the semi-final and final games, which will be 35 minutes per half.
- Ties occurring in the round-robin portion of the tournament will remain ties.
- Ties during the semi-finals will be decided first by overtime (two 5
minute sudden death periods), and then if undecided, by penalty kicks.
- A tie in the final will follow the same format as the semi-final, except
that the overtime period will have 10-minute halves.
- A penalty kick shoot-out must alternate male and female shooters beginning with female.

A win during round-robin play is worth 3 points; a tie is worth 1 point.
The tie-breaking format is as follows:
1. Most points accumulated during round-robin play
2. Head to head results between tied teams
3. Goal difference (Goals for minus goals against)
4. Goals for
5. Penalty Kicks
6. Coin toss


Please note, please clarify any scheduling changes or game times with JR, I'm just the forwarder this time~

+SCthePresident'sSECRETARY

Good Luck folks, and please remember, I like my drinks strong and short~!!

 

[J R]

Re: Co-ed Tourney Schedule...

Originally posted by sexualchocolate

1:00 Semi Final #1 GP A winner vs. GP B winner
3:00 Final

Sunday - Field 2
1:00 Semi Final #2 GP C winner vs. GP D winner

Please note that the semi finals and final will be held at 2:00pm and 4:00 pm instead of 1:00 pm and 3:00 pm respectively.

I had to bump the times back to accomodate a third game for groups C and D....sorry for the short notice....

J R

 

[J R]

New AMSL Website

The new AMSL homepage can be found at http://www.takethepiss.com/leagues/amsl/

The schedule and scores will be posted on the site - which will be updated once I get off my a** and get Regs the information.

J R

 

[Regs]

All work and no play makes TB... TB

Hmmm... could someone please resend me the memo stating we were going live tonite?

Thinking of kicking someone tomorrow,

~TB.

 

[J R]

OOOPS

sorry about that one Regs.........did I let the cat out of the bag?

 

[Regs]

Understatement, but nothing that 2 free pints tomorrow won't cure

~TB.

 

[J R]

Originally posted by Regs
Understatement, but nothing that 2 free pints tomorrow won't cure

~TB.

....how about mini-pints [read: cans] okay?

J R

 

[Regs]

Web site update

There is now a downloadable schedule available for printing purposes in the scedule section of the AMSL site...

http://www.takethepiss.com/leagues/amsl/

A standings and results page will be available by Wednesday.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Conductor]

V=A

That's funny sexual chocolate you wrote that Vernon=August I don't think I've ever seen you up there before for a co-ed tournament or are you trying to do something new this summer???