the manager
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my bad regs....
"No soup for me....one month"
my bad regs....
"No soup for me....one month"
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Div 2 2003-2004 Predictions, Results & Post-Game Discussion Part I
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the manager
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not even against nomads and persia utd?
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the manager
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reccos,
there is only one playing/coach/manager on our team and his name is watcher... and he's even slower. I may be on the wrong side of 200lb (not for long), but I hope my touch and nutmegging ability can compensate for my temporary lack of lightning speed....what's it like being 110lbs reccos?
me likes soup!!!
there is only one playing/coach/manager on our team and his name is watcher... and he's even slower. I may be on the wrong side of 200lb (not for long), but I hope my touch and nutmegging ability can compensate for my temporary lack of lightning speed....what's it like being 110lbs reccos?
me likes soup!!!
Who said it is the wrong side? I'm 200 plus and it makes me more then effective in most sports. To give the under 200 pounders some insight on how weight can be an advantage...imagine running through a group of kindergarten kids at full speed...just watch them fly. It definitely gives you a sense of empowerment. Especially when you knock guys your size around, like when I nailed the Manager in ice hockey last year. "Plump! Keep your head up!"
And careful Manager, the Watcher actually has some speed, just no endurance.
And careful Manager, the Watcher actually has some speed, just no endurance.
oops, I almost forgot my predictions:
Shaheen over Norvan (close one- Norvan with two ties already)
Westside ties City FC (this is a result I don't predict, but want...make it happen boys!)
PGR over Persia (battle of the bottom feeders)
NK over Nomads (Battle of the Bulge - 5th & 6th)
Alemania over Bombastic (another close affair)
Watcher over the Manager in a fifty yard dash (although neither make it to the finish line)
Shaheen over Norvan (close one- Norvan with two ties already)
Westside ties City FC (this is a result I don't predict, but want...make it happen boys!)
PGR over Persia (battle of the bottom feeders)
NK over Nomads (Battle of the Bulge - 5th & 6th)
Alemania over Bombastic (another close affair)
Watcher over the Manager in a fifty yard dash (although neither make it to the finish line)
The Ranger
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Angryman,
That woman walked in and you disappeared for about two hours! Well.... how did it go? Did you manage to slide tackle her?
That woman walked in and you disappeared for about two hours! Well.... how did it go? Did you manage to slide tackle her?
the manager
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Uh...how about, I reverse flick the ball from behind up and over myeslf and yomama standing at the 18, dash behind a stunned yomama, take it down off my thigh and blast the ball past mcdirty before it hits the ground....
there, I did it...I posted that move at practice that you wished I didn't.
I'll even mention the context for you....yomama was only going 25% in the drill...
nonetheless...
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Goodtimes
...............ohhhhhhhh baby, I am back! I flirted with the idea of retirement, but after reading some of the verbal diarrhea posted from a few of you incompetent meatheads, I decided that it was probably best I set some of you morons straight. I would just like to issue a few "heads up" warnings to the following:
1) Yomama - whose mama should be named yo-yo mama for the amount of times she has bounced up and down
2) Dapotayto - who from what i have seen so far this year runs like he has consumed a few too many potatoes in the off season
3) Mcdirty - I cant believe he would pick a username named after his sister......no respect for his own family
4) Ranger - for spelling diarrhea like "Diarehea"......a simple rule to follow, if you cant spell it, dont use it!
5) Anyone else that I am missing, but have forgotten........
The bounty is out!
PGR "Goodtimes!"
1) Yomama - whose mama should be named yo-yo mama for the amount of times she has bounced up and down
2) Dapotayto - who from what i have seen so far this year runs like he has consumed a few too many potatoes in the off season
3) Mcdirty - I cant believe he would pick a username named after his sister......no respect for his own family
4) Ranger - for spelling diarrhea like "Diarehea"......a simple rule to follow, if you cant spell it, dont use it!
5) Anyone else that I am missing, but have forgotten........
The bounty is out!
PGR "Goodtimes!"
the manager
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I thought the gimp was sleepin'
The Ranger
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Damn it! I swear I used spell-check on that!
Goodtimes,
Mama jokes are too easy, and that resource was exhausted a year ago.
Oh, and a big, yellow bus is waiting on the corner after work to drive you home. Your helmet is on the front seat.
Manager,
Thanks for adding that it was a drill. And 25% is a bit ambitious don't you think? Try 10%.
Watcher still wins by a belly.
Mama jokes are too easy, and that resource was exhausted a year ago.
Oh, and a big, yellow bus is waiting on the corner after work to drive you home. Your helmet is on the front seat.
Manager,
Thanks for adding that it was a drill. And 25% is a bit ambitious don't you think? Try 10%.
Watcher still wins by a belly.
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Goodtimes
Yomoron (or whatever you refer to yourself as), thanks for enlightening me on what resources have been fully depleted, and which ones haven't. But just for the record big guy, your mama isnt a joke.....she is the real thing!
As for the big yellow bus and helmet waiting for me after work, I think you are mistaken. I actually drive that big yellow bus. In fact, I am sure you have seen me in your area. Most of my pick-ups and drop-offs are in your poverty stricken crack neighborhood you call East Van. They happen to be the kindergarten kids who as you say "fly" as you stomp your 200lbs child molesting ass down the middle of my bus. Not only do they wear helmets, but they also wear knee pads because of you. Where you call it "empowerment", there rest of us see it as "development", and we wish you all the luck in your pursuit to show the TTP world just what a chubby little wanker you are.
To be totally honest, your team shouldn't even let you ride the bus. They should make you walk a little of that "effective excess empowerment" off. Get off the bus buddy, and get on the treadmill!
PGR "Goodtimes!"
As for the big yellow bus and helmet waiting for me after work, I think you are mistaken. I actually drive that big yellow bus. In fact, I am sure you have seen me in your area. Most of my pick-ups and drop-offs are in your poverty stricken crack neighborhood you call East Van. They happen to be the kindergarten kids who as you say "fly" as you stomp your 200lbs child molesting ass down the middle of my bus. Not only do they wear helmets, but they also wear knee pads because of you. Where you call it "empowerment", there rest of us see it as "development", and we wish you all the luck in your pursuit to show the TTP world just what a chubby little wanker you are.
To be totally honest, your team shouldn't even let you ride the bus. They should make you walk a little of that "effective excess empowerment" off. Get off the bus buddy, and get on the treadmill!
PGR "Goodtimes!"
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