2004 TTP Chick Tourney Announcement and Banter

[Regs]

1 for 2 now on the day

In terms of a mild upset for TTPers:

Faith 41
Pressly 17

Many falling off the pace with only 8 poolsters still working on the full pull

~Regs.

 

[crafty cokcney]

1 for 2 now on the day

In terms of a mild upset for TTPers:

Faith 41
Pressly 17

Many falling off the pace with only 8 poolsters still working on the full pull

~Regs.

Fukc me, that's a good old fashioned arse kicking. Did not see that one coming at all.

Faith will be in tough in round two against Charlize. (Too bad this is isn't mud wrestling...I'd pay big money to see that.)

Cheers

 

[Regs]

2 4 3 on the day now...

Brooke Burns 34
Pamela Anderson 23

7 at the top now...

~Regs.

 

[Regs]

3 4 4

Aguilera 39
Paige Davis 13

Standings/results updated and Mondays schedule can be viewed on the Game Day Matches page.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Argyle]

1 for 2 now on the day

In terms of a mild upset for TTPers:

Faith 41
Pressly 17

Many falling off the pace with only 8 poolsters still working on the full pull

~Regs.

Unreal...

Well, I am pretty much done on day 2....

Tragic!

 

[Dude]

No kidding. I have the same problem: picking my pool with my crotch, not with my brain.

Pressly vs. Faith Hill, for example: sure, Faith is a babe, but her winning total equals her age. She's old, tired, and worn out. That said, she doesn't have bad ass syndrome like wham-bam-thank-you Pam, so the public is still in love with her. Yes, she's gorgeous, but let's just review the facts: who would you rather throw one in?

Heidi vs. Tyra. Now, I have to admit, this one was a tougher decision for me, but I thought the general thinking public would have had their eyes open long enough to see that Tyra's body puts Heidi's to shame. Yes, you can park the Space Shuttle Explorer on her forehead, but who looks at the mantle when you're poking the fire (or the headlights, for that matter)?

Me thinks the voting public needs to expand their imaginations. I guess I just consider myself a more sophisticated pervert than the rest of you amateurs...

 

[Dude]

Uppon further review, Faith is the same age, but she has kids.

Why buy the milk when you have the cow at home?

 

[Dapotayto]

Tyra puts Heidi's body to shame? What Heidi are you talking about you so-called sophistimacated pervert? For that matter, who the fcuk has headlights on a fireplace? And who/what the fcuk is the same age as Faith Hill? Sweet merciful crap, HOS on mushrooms, ecstasy and and a twenty-sixer of CC makes more sense than you today.

 

[Dude]

If anything, you're a mini pervert, but not the real deal. You can't see things like I can. Get back to me when you can bring yourself up to my level.

For the record, to be considered a true pervert, you have to be married. Think about it: Hos, Captain, Ballbaby, Rangerforever (beastiality counts as being a pervert+), Dude...all world class sickos.

 

[knvb]

check your self

I think you way overestimate you perverting abilities you fashionably challenged (pot / kettle thing there) tosser especially if you think you can hang with the likes of Ballbaby and RF. A brown girl fetish and a spunk stained t-shirt under your pillow does not a pervert make. You're dreaming if you think you can perv with the furry little Greek and a man weighing in close to three bills who wears a skirt in public.

You can't teach that shite... you're born with it.

 

[Dude]

You have no say here, Mr. Baby Blue Seaquam spandex wearing nut chasser.

 

[knvb]

8 for 8 says I do...

 

[Stepchild]

picking my pool with my crotch, not with my brain....

As KNVB did with his choice of baby blue ball huggers!
I disagree with the fact that you have to be married to be a true pervert, have you met me? My Platinum Vivid card and accessory collection says otherwise.
8/8, this game is easy.
Ok bring on the jokes

 

[Ballbaby]

Re: check your self

I think you way overestimate you perverting abilities you fashionably challenged (pot / kettle thing there) tosser especially if you think you can hang with the likes of Ballbaby and RF. A brown girl fetish and a spunk stained t-shirt under your pillow does not a pervert make. You're dreaming if you think you can perv with the furry little Greek and a man weighing in close to three bills who wears a skirt in public.

You can't teach that shite... you're born with it.

I guess I should be flattered???

 

[5bigtoes]

KNVB,
I would have to agree you do look the part of a super-sud, you could kill a good night out from 200 yards wearing that monkey man outfit, pure class

You have no say here, Mr. Baby Blue Seaquam spandex wearing nut chasser.

as for the tourney 6 for 8 first time chick touney entrant

 

[djones]

I am definately showing my inexperience in this tourney.

5 for 8 I never thought Faith would get through. D'uh!

 

[Hands of Stone]

HOS on mushrooms, ecstasy and and a twenty-sixer of CC.

If this is the appetizer, than what is the main coarse.
Larsson

Went with Page over Dirty Girl, because I like the way she handles Hammers, and I thought Seattlits would be all over the Reno Craze, but they like little tramps instead.

Christina will get killed in the next round.

HOS 7fer8

 

[ParkHead]

I knew taking Pam over Brooke Burke was going to cost me. But I had to go with the Canadain.


Pakhead6for8andalreadyeliminated

 

[Regs]

4 4 4 on the day!

Sliver and KNVB lead overall as the only 2 with the full pull so far... 12 4 12.

Standings/results updated.

J-ho 40
Kristin Davis 22

Katie Holmes 37
Kelly Ripa 27

Aniston 35
Milano 29

Jenna the porn star 44
Ashanti 14

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Hands of Stone]

4 4 4 on the day!

Jenna the porn star 44
Ashanti 14

Great win Jenna, never in doubt, on to the second round, keep on rolling.

4fer4forHOS