Let's leave your lunch out of this, and the fact Ranger was visiting ealier.
Anyone see that second shooter in the stands?
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2007 Langley Summer Soccer League
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Let's leave your lunch out of this, and the fact Ranger was visiting ealier.
Anyone see that second shooter in the stands?
Rangerforever
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No one offered me any ribs last night? 
Fcukin hell man - I'd be more concerned about other matters like heading on doon to the local by Mum's hoose and sampling some of the best pints Belfast has to offer rather than checking in on your league dominating point tally.
Suffice to say RJ was MAGNIFICENT at Centre Back and your absence was not sorely missed OK?
That being said:
Controversy surrounded the opening game in the dying stages of a very 'heated' match.
Fcuking hot to say the least - I assume Belfast is a balmy 8C today?
2-2 when Thomas (Wank Englishman 'Mark' Thomas, not wank, immaculately tanned, Englishman 'Peter' Thomas) awards an extremely dodgy PK to have Sandro (Love ya mate) shite the bed with the keeper making a phenomenal save to only have Thomas re-award the PK because he was obviously paid to do so.
Then Georgy-Porgy-Puddin-n-Pie slams home the PK after slamming Sandro to the side to show who's boss for Thomas to check his wallet back to the Centre Circle.
Farmers FC, clearly enraged revert back to what they know best, rugby, to then have gronk fcuk wit up front stomp some poor bastard into a crumpled mess to have Thomas, richer none the less, abandon the game.
3-2 Muzzards (Previously known as Lizards)
Thomas was clearly not compensated in the 2nd game.
Fcukin hell man - I'd be more concerned about other matters like heading on doon to the local by Mum's hoose and sampling some of the best pints Belfast has to offer rather than checking in on your league dominating point tally.
Suffice to say RJ was MAGNIFICENT at Centre Back and your absence was not sorely missed OK?
That being said:
Controversy surrounded the opening game in the dying stages of a very 'heated' match.
Fcuking hot to say the least - I assume Belfast is a balmy 8C today?
2-2 when Thomas (Wank Englishman 'Mark' Thomas, not wank, immaculately tanned, Englishman 'Peter' Thomas) awards an extremely dodgy PK to have Sandro (Love ya mate
) shite the bed with the keeper making a phenomenal save to only have Thomas re-award the PK because he was obviously paid to do so. Then Georgy-Porgy-Puddin-n-Pie slams home the PK after slamming Sandro to the side to show who's boss for Thomas to check his wallet back to the Centre Circle.
Farmers FC, clearly enraged revert back to what they know best, rugby, to then have gronk fcuk wit up front stomp some poor bastard into a crumpled mess to have Thomas, richer none the less, abandon the game.
3-2 Muzzards (Previously known as Lizards)
Thomas was clearly not compensated in the 2nd game.
Aaah Billy Boy checking in from Ireland. We won the first game 3-2.
It looked like you were trying to dribble a beach ball last night Dude.RF was definately man of the match. Are you supposed to sweat more in your shorts than your shirt though? Please explain RF.
It looked like you were trying to dribble a beach ball last night Dude.RF was definately man of the match. Are you supposed to sweat more in your shorts than your shirt though? Please explain RF.
Rangerforever
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Just so you know it's 'Oireland'.
Northern, God Bless the Queen, at that.
(That was just for you Burnsie)
As another poster has stated, Trece Verde, who cums fe Glasge, via Barcelona, it's my nature, as a Scot, to sweat.
FCUKING EVERYWHERE.
That being said, the lion's share of my body exists in the gluteous maximus area.
Which explains how I was able to wring my shorts out last night to douse the BBQ fire.
Simple really.
In direct contrast to explaining how that sharp shooter was able to take out Dude's ankle on that play when 5 guys around him were wide open but shielding him from the shot.
Northern, God Bless the Queen, at that.
(That was just for you Burnsie)
As another poster has stated, Trece Verde, who cums fe Glasge, via Barcelona, it's my nature, as a Scot, to sweat.
FCUKING EVERYWHERE.
That being said, the lion's share of my body exists in the gluteous maximus area.
Which explains how I was able to wring my shorts out last night to douse the BBQ fire.
Simple really.
In direct contrast to explaining how that sharp shooter was able to take out Dude's ankle on that play when 5 guys around him were wide open but shielding him from the shot.
I know I missed a sitter last week...and coming back from an injury, it's tough to get in shape....and I know everyone was thinking they were seeing double with RF and I starting up front....but geeeesh....Demo told me the game was cancelled this week .
.
Rangerforever
Well-Known Member
No danger Z.
It was - We gave Fraser Valley the points.
But, Utah decided to get a few bodies together so FV still got a game in none the less.
The Italian cured meat, cheese, and wine would have been a nice compliment to the Lizards Croatian mixed meat grill though.
It was - We gave Fraser Valley the points.
But, Utah decided to get a few bodies together so FV still got a game in none the less.
The Italian cured meat, cheese, and wine would have been a nice compliment to the Lizards Croatian mixed meat grill though.
suburbanator
Well-Known Member
You guys showing up tonight or are you giving The Lizards a bye to the second round?
Rangerforever
Well-Known Member
I hope they at least have to play to get to the second round...
Nightmare...
I was looking forward to tonight and am definitely in.
Fcuk sakes 11 would be nice?
Bueller?
Anyone?
Nightmare...
I was looking forward to tonight and am definitely in.
Fcuk sakes 11 would be nice?
Bueller?
Anyone?
Rangerforever
Well-Known Member
Classic end to a classic season....
Just got the message and surprise, suprise, we are bailing...
Apologies for a stupid committment this year Gents and hope we can do something better next year.
How can you not even get 11 together for a cup game?
Sad and Pathetic.
Just got the message and surprise, suprise, we are bailing...
Apologies for a stupid committment this year Gents and hope we can do something better next year.
How can you not even get 11 together for a cup game?
Sad and Pathetic.
Captain Shamrock
Well-Known Member
Sad to see a dynasty crumble............thank fcuk I played one game with the Albion Over 35s so I can collect my league medal. Right, STeve1234? Walks?
Walks will be gathering a medal too.
Walks will be gathering a medal too.
Lizards In A League Of Their Own
Langley Lounge Lizards- the much envied, storied, often emulated, never duplicated- summer soccer juggernaut are the inaugural 2007 Langley Summer Soccer League Champions.
In a classic, flowy, tackle filled match, the Langley Lizards triumphed over FV College 2-1. At times, play was a little dirty, but instead of letting it degrade, guys just took their knocks, and played on. Full marks to Pete Thomas for not getting sucked into a foul filled match, and letting the whistle stay in the pocket.
In honor of Lion, a Haiku:
The Lizards stand alone again
One would say they are omnipotent
Yes, omnipotent
Langley Lounge Lizards- the much envied, storied, often emulated, never duplicated- summer soccer juggernaut are the inaugural 2007 Langley Summer Soccer League Champions.
In a classic, flowy, tackle filled match, the Langley Lizards triumphed over FV College 2-1. At times, play was a little dirty, but instead of letting it degrade, guys just took their knocks, and played on. Full marks to Pete Thomas for not getting sucked into a foul filled match, and letting the whistle stay in the pocket.
In honor of Lion, a Haiku:
The Lizards stand alone again
One would say they are omnipotent
Yes, omnipotent
suburbanator
Well-Known Member
Re: Lizards In A League Of Their Own
Congrats..You guys deserved it after the 8-0 season run. We should have been there but choked in PK's..... We had a good time..good 1st run for the mini-league. Definately has my support next year.
In honor of the Lizards, a limerick-ish thing,
The Lizards won the cup Hooray.
They had a free pass in round one,
How Gay,
Thanks Muckers,
You fckers.
Congrats..You guys deserved it after the 8-0 season run. We should have been there but choked in PK's..... We had a good time..good 1st run for the mini-league. Definately has my support next year.
In honor of the Lizards, a limerick-ish thing,
The Lizards won the cup Hooray.
They had a free pass in round one,
How Gay,
Thanks Muckers,
You fckers.
Rangerforever
Well-Known Member
Congrats to the Lizards - Well done boys.
Hopefully I'll be participating in this league next year...
Cheers,
RF
Hopefully I'll be participating in this league next year...
Cheers,
RF
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