Does anyone honestly give a fukc what the mascot looks like?
That's some quality mascotting right there. Don't know what you bitches are moaning about.
Does anybody remember any of the mascots from previous Winter Olympics?
Like I said, some people have no life, and all they do is bitch and complain.
Stuart Hunter, The Province
Published: Wednesday, November 28, 2007
It's a name game of Olympic proportions.
The Province decided to Google the names of our four 2010 mascots. Here's what we found:
Miga: The name Miga produced 4,400,000 hits. The folks at Miga Korean Foods in Coquitlam say it roughly translates into "food court" in Korean. It's also a small town in Nigeria's northern provinces. And there's a Miga Lake in Victoria, Australia. Acronyms for MIGA abound, from Make It Go Away to the Mid-Infrared Galaxy Atlas and Multilateral Investment Guarantee Agency. For a blast, check out The Misadventures of Miga on myspacetv.com. Or enter "Miga" on YouTube and be prepared for a hilarious soccer blooper and a bizarre bug attack on Spain's Alhambra castle. Miga-wd!
Sumi: Like Miga, Sumi crops up a lot when Googled with 4,330,000 hits. But Sumi is more than just a small town in the Ukraine or name of a world-famous Korean vocalist -- Sumi Jo. Sumi refers to the ink made from a mixture of plant soot and glue used for writing with a brush in Japanese calligraphy called sumi-e. Sumi is also a form of activated charcoal used in a wide range of water purification processes, including fish tank filters. Sumi also stands for Software Usability Measurement Inventory, is the name of a Danish band and part of the famous legal phrase: "So, Sumi."
Quatchi: This was the most unique of the mascot names yielding only 224 hits when Googled. It roughly translates into "sunflower seeds" in Malaysian-Chinese slang -- tasty and healthy. It's also a language dialect in Togo. 2010 organizers had to rethink the original name for Quatchi after a slight screw-up. Some locals wonder whether this younger, shy Sasquatch will grow up to be a snowboarding, Kokanee-stealing, park ranger-thwarting one like our other skunk-apes living in Creston.
Mukmuk: More than just the name of a sidekick varmint, Muk Muk is also the term for a type of Australian aboriginal art. As well, Gorilla Muk Muk is the name of an Internet DJ. In slang, a mucky-muck is a person of great self-importance. Not to be confused with the mukluk winter boot.