Lost in Translation, made more sense in my mind in Portuguese.
AFIK, they were to be relegated last season but escaped the funny way that only teams in Mexico, Brazil and similar leagues seem to be able to pull.
BTW, nice job of nit picking about this while ignoring the idea behind the post...,
Ah yes, the old buy a club in a higher division and move/rename it to keep your relegated club up trick.
The reality is the Caps could not have got Ronaldinho at this time due to the fact that they already have 3 Designated Players (Morales + Rosales + Laba)
What will be interesting to see is if they can keep Rosales here next year on a non-DP contract, and then use that 3rd DP spot to get a real striker.