This game is absolute garbage but it's nothing if not illuminating:
1) Team not ready to play in either half - at some point that's on the coaching staff.
2) Teibert doing his full retriever act... chasing the ball all over the park and taking himself so far out of position that his teammates have to try to adjust and surprise surprise the ball ends up in the back of the net... later, Teibert just can't hack the dirty work in the middle of the park and Gauld has to get on his bike to do it for him... he's just not remotely good enough and I'm sick of it.
3) Gauld takes a hard knock to the head, comes out, right back in for 10-15, then has to pull himself and looks like he can barely walk leaving the pitch. What quack cleared him to return?
4) We know who our Canadians are. Montreal? Kone (what a coup getting him to sign for Canada), Johnston (trade), Miller, Waterman (CPL signing)... and then they surround them with players like Quioto, Wanyama, Mihailovic, Lappalinen (who looks drunk today but anyway), and old friend Kei Kamara... and all this while their management structure is under overhaul itself, including a new leader as of two weeks ago... there's just no excuse for CF Montreal to be able to boss the Whitecaps so thoroughly in roster construction, yet here we are...
1) Team not ready to play in either half - at some point that's on the coaching staff.
2) Teibert doing his full retriever act... chasing the ball all over the park and taking himself so far out of position that his teammates have to try to adjust and surprise surprise the ball ends up in the back of the net... later, Teibert just can't hack the dirty work in the middle of the park and Gauld has to get on his bike to do it for him... he's just not remotely good enough and I'm sick of it.
3) Gauld takes a hard knock to the head, comes out, right back in for 10-15, then has to pull himself and looks like he can barely walk leaving the pitch. What quack cleared him to return?
4) We know who our Canadians are. Montreal? Kone (what a coup getting him to sign for Canada), Johnston (trade), Miller, Waterman (CPL signing)... and then they surround them with players like Quioto, Wanyama, Mihailovic, Lappalinen (who looks drunk today but anyway), and old friend Kei Kamara... and all this while their management structure is under overhaul itself, including a new leader as of two weeks ago... there's just no excuse for CF Montreal to be able to boss the Whitecaps so thoroughly in roster construction, yet here we are...