Best waitress ever...

Discussion in 'Restaurants/Bars/Clubs - Where to get Pissed' started by Argyle, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. Argyle

    Argyle Active Member

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  2. Regs

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    suck is OK

    tit is OK

    pussy gets you nowhere.

    ass is where it's at :D

    Nice find :D

    ~Regs.
     
  3. Regs

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    Kiss appears to be the motherlode :D
     
  4. Argyle

    Argyle Active Member

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    Chick makeout...

    doh!
     
  5. shaven

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    Now that's my kind of waitress...smilin' and subservient! :D :wa:
     
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    try scrap. :D
     
  7. Argyle

    Argyle Active Member

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    pour beer on yourself...

    I will try that at the fiddle tonight!
     
  8. knvb

    knvb Well-Known Member

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    Jump up and down was good for a laugh.
     
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  10. One Dart

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    dance is solid
     
  11. One Dart

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    bend over as well
     
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    strip has potential but is ultimately disappointing
     
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    One Dart New Member

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    orgasm - turn the sound off if you are at work
     
  14. knvb

    knvb Well-Known Member

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    Shake your tits.

    Lick your boob

    Cart Wheel

    Spank your ass


    Kiss is on fire!!!
     
  15. Argyle

    Argyle Active Member

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    Hummer....

    What a tease... :mad:
     
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    Try beer.....
     
  17. cerebral smallsy

    cerebral smallsy Well-Known Member

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    tickle
    shoot
    cowgirl...yeehah!
     
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    change the channel
     
  19. knvb

    knvb Well-Known Member

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    I tried Take the piss, but she didn't know either...
     
  20. Yoda

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    Rub yourself if verrrrrry dissapointing
    :(

    But show your ass redeemed her.

    :)
     

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