Brainteasers

[Argyle]

Originally posted by knvb
Why does an elderly lady receive a court order to go to school immediately?

She was an employee of some sort and was on strike?

 

[knvb]

2000

Hint#2: She was issued the court order automatically.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Because of her AGE

At a certain age do Old Bags have to go to Traffic School on thier B-Days?

That would be automatic.

HOS

 

[knvb]

2000

Nice try HOS, but no.


Here is one to give your brain a break....

Imagine you are a taxi driver and you are driving a 1978 yellow cab. Your passengers are Regs and TheRob and they want to go to Kelly O'Bryans for pints which is 6 km away. You are driving at 40 km per hour with the tank one-third full, when, 2km into the trip, the tank is down to one-quarter full. Ten minutes later, the trip is over. What is the name and age of the cab driver?

 

[El Jefe]

ok...ok...ok I got one.....

Why did Hard Ballz cross the road?

 

[Hands of Stone]

YOU

Originally posted by knvb
Imagine you are a taxi driver
Your passengers are Regs and TheRob

If YOU are the driver, then I would say HOS is the name.
But,
With those two in the back, it would go more like this.
TheRob is puking in the back all over Regs, and Regs is complaining about how stupid all his moderator are, especially that knvb lad.

HOS

 

[knvb]

Y2K

There is no fool'n you is there? Now answer the other one smart ass.

 

[Sliver]

I guess 2000 and y2k are hints.


The year was changing from 1999 to 2000 the old lady was turning 105 but because of a y2k fcuk up she got a court order to start school ?????

 

[knvb]

Yes!


My son was telling me yesterday, "four days ago, my school's soccer team won a game 4 to 1, although none of the boys on my school's team scored any goals. Also, the other team didn't score against itself accidentally." How can this be?

 

[Sliver]

The team that won the game was the girls team

 

[knvb]

Correct again. Time to pick it up a notch.

A retired English general was saddened to see a beggar on the street with a sign reading "World War II veteran." So he gave him $10(pounds). The man thanked him and the general became very angry. Why?

 

[friedbread]

didnt have an accent?

 

[knvb]

This isn't 20 questions.

I spy with my little eye, KNVB.

 

[friedbread]

didnt have an english or german accent!

 

[Dude]

He said "thank you" in German.

 

[knvb]

It's a book, so when I read it, it had a Dutch accent with a tad sprinkling of bubbling imbecile(sp)...

I know what you're getting at and you're right just put it together and we can be done with this one.

 

[Dude]

"Thank you" with a German Accent???

 

[knvb]

Yes, danke schon. Dude, ever the opportunist.




A man died because he didn't buy enough stamps. What happened?

 

[Dude]

It was a very cold winter, he was paying his heating bill, the check never got to the heating company, heating company shut off the heat, guy freezes to death.

 

[knvb]

Nope.