cheesy songs that would be great for Jinky to sing

[SC]

My vote,

Tom Jones
"Sexbomb"

Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night (this line SOUNDS like infra-red SEIMEN moves through the night)

Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I can't deny or lie cause you're a
Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me don't you. ha ha,
I know you do

No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm no
This bomb's made for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin'

Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
huh

Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin'
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb your're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because you're mine
Ouch, Sexbomb, aw baby

Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And you can give it to me when I need to be turned on
no, no
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on


Hey Jinky, can you please come and sing the national anthem at our next coed game opener. I think QFC would be thrown back BIG time...
~SClookingoutinyourbestinterest

 

[Regs]

MMMMmmmmm,

Did someone say KFC?

Yours in nutrition,

~TB.

 

[kurgan]

Hooppscotch

Could someone tell me why Scotch is a drink thaat I might want to spend money on... I'm glad I don''t playy unttil Sunday . Must try ot be on topic... jinky aare u singing on monday. Ow my head.

No, realllly , I ca n edit this in the mornign. Drunkken Bstages.

 

[SC]

up to the same thing except...

Kurgan, I was into the Martinis last night/morning. I think I drank and TTP'd, so if any of you received some Private messages, I'm sorry about the slurrs...

Jinky, can he sing? jj

KFC, QFC, Regsi, I'm calling the take out taxi just for you!
~SC

 

[tiner]

what about something dramatic by meatloaf.....like i would do anything for love(but i wont do that)


maybe he could clarify what "that" is while he is at it.

 

[SC]

you will never know...

I guess you'll never get your song Tiner. Have a great trip home and I'll send you a cassette tape of Auntie Jinks singing one of your selections!
Take care and I'll be there before you know it! www.ozexperience.com hint hint!



+SCisofftopic!
Paradise by the dashboard light.....la la la

 

[tiner]

kylie!!!

my official request for aunty jinks is "Better the devil you know" by kylie minogue(extended dance version - with buff gay male back up singers/dancers)

 

[Regs]

with buff gay male back up singers/dancers

Jinky can't sing lead and backup at the same time... you'll have to make a choice in your request me thinks.

~TBwhohadfour69centcheeseburgerstonitewhilewatchingthenucksbeatthepowerhouseHabs

 

[SC]

hungry? I think not!

Originally posted by Regs


~TBwhohadfour69centcheeseburgerstonitewhilewatchingthenucksbeatthepowerhouseHabs

Is that why you ate so little last night Regsi? I just thought you were pacing yourself!

+SCisacheapdateheyRegsi?

 

[tiner]

lead

i pick jinky for lead and i am sure if he has a look around this place he will find some back up singers

 

[SC]

WTF?

What happened here? tiner, send in an audio selection and we'll see if the 'Jinks meister' can pull it off!

Jinky, do you think you can perform the National Anthem at our next battle of the HBDErs and Cheatside? Time and date T.B.A.. Apparently SOMEone else has stolen time slots from me and orginized their own "Bad Kit Night Part I.6" (not quite a "Bad Kit Night Part Deux")

Feb. is a month for love (so they say), so Jinks, I was hoping a little number in a Tarzanish style underthingy...

+SCwillunderstandifJinksdoesn'trespondtothispost!

 

[SC]

It is time to get back into the S*ING of things...

Oh Auntie Jinks...
I'm hoping for a powerful performance this weekend at either of the Dragon battles! Here are some of my requests...

"That's Amore" ~for the Spring love in the air

"Joy and Pain" theatrical style, for the pounding we will give ourselves apres the Cheatside match-up

"Fly me to the Moon" = for Appy (after his circle time)

"High Hopes" = for SC's wishes to have an invite to the Appy's circle dance

"I won't Dance" = for Jimmy after he denies SC an apres le match twirl

"Send in the Clowns" = prior to the match-up against the Young Guns

+SCinherSinatramood

 

[SC]

thanks for the song last night Jinks

Now, I'm just waiting to get the rendition of Baby Love from Siant and the week is complete!

 

[knvb]

Get him to belt out a few lines of "You don't have to take your..... cloths off, To have a good time" "Oooh....Noooo"

I know the words will be hard for you to understand and all, but he does a fantastic rendition.

 

[SC]

I don't even want to know

 

[SC]

This song has unbelievable lyrics. I'm glad the kids are able to see this video 80 times a day on the glorious M*ch M*sic. I can't wait to hear a rendition from Auntie Jinks.

Milkshake

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way i wind,
i think its time

la la-la la la,
warm it up.
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
watch if your smart,

la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

Once you get involved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your charm,
same time maintain your halo,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your scent,

lala-lalala,
warm it up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting,

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge.

It was a cut and paste job, so I didn't bother editing

+butihavetochargeSC

 

[Fastshow]

Excellent songs that would be great for Jinky to sing

'This is the Last Time' by Keane is a song that Jinky was made to sing. Move over Tom Jones's 'It's not Unusual', the big man would soar with this one.

Someone do us a favour and download it, get in the Bronco with the great man himself, have a few half shandies then go drive around Vancouver in the snow singing this one and 'Who Loves You Now?' by the Jazz Butcher with Jinks. Don't forget to pick up the Gaffa too. Oh the good old days.

Teary eyed, Fastshow.

 

[hedkandi]

Once you get involved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your charm,
same time maintain your halo,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your scent,

It was all making sense up to the halo part?

hedKandi

 

[Aves]

I nominate "Afternoon Delight"... I think this is what SC was thinking of with this category...jinky under her balcony, singing his heart out.


sky rockets in flight

 

[SC]

This isn't so cheesy, but I would really love to hear Jinks belt out the national anthem at a "Nucks game. Come to think of it, I would like to hear it under my balcony