christmas gifts for the wife

[akslop]

Need help. Last year's gift backfired. I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo. I figured if she didn't like the slippers she could go fcuk herself!

 

[The Franchise]

Washer and dryer

 

[cascadesoccer]

picture of @Dude

 

[Regs]

Polish sausage

 

[akslop]

To recap....

Take her to the laundry room.
Put up a picture of @Dude.
Give her the Polish Sausage.

 

[Dude]

I can give you one of two portraits: super hairy chest version, or man-scaped. Both with sickly white undertone.

Ask her which she prefers...

 

[Regs]

 

[akslop]

Thought Twice about it @Regs. Had to undo my Like rating. Just didn't Seem right. Man card thing.

 

[Reds-16]

A pair of Tittens

 

[trece verde]

Hey, perfect! No more complaints about cold hands!

 

[utah]

Is that picture Dude without his toupe