Div 2 Div 2 Week 16 2015/2016 Results & Banter

[Chelsea4life]

Well SUCK IT Cascade and Kisses: Vault 2- FVRD 0: They owned us plain and simple for the first 20 mins and we weathered the storm. The next 10 minutes it was back and forth then we brought on a few subs and the game changed quick, as we had momentum going into half 0-0. They controlled possession overall probably 65%-70%, but in the 60th our midfielder takes a volley about 35+ yds out and crushed it over the goalie to go up 1-0. Red Devils came back hot and had some great chances and killed us with some great crosses from the wing but couldn't find the back of the net, and the in about 75 we get a goal off a beauty header inside the 6 that was as they say "champagne futbol" hahaha. That sealed it for us. They continued to run the ball at us hard and we just played solid defence. Thinking C4L maybe sticking in net for a while with our main goalie out for some time, see all you C*nts from inside my 18 gents, keep your head up running inside the box

 

[Mr Sheppard Kisses]

Nice job C4L. Sounds like its been an interesting week. Vault gets a shut out against a tough FV team and Celtic midfielder gets a smooch

 

[peg leg]

Nice job C4L. Sounds like its been an interesting week. Vault gets a shut out against a tough FV team and Celtic midfielder gets a smooch

Tongue or no tongue??

 

[Mr Sheppard Kisses]

Gotta ask Cascade

 

[cascadesoccer]

I don't think he gave the tongue, didn't even get a phone number. I think our guy is still wondering what happened.

 

[InanimateCarbonRod]

New proposed kit addition for the Benders. What do you think @Out_For_A_Bender?

 

[cascadesoccer]

Trying to find one of these for my last half of the year stint in net. Jorge Campos Style. Time to get the mitts ready for sheppards kisses and company next week.

 

[Chelsea4life]

That is unreal!

 

[cascadesoccer]

turns out they're much harder to find than I anticipated.

 

[InanimateCarbonRod]

Yeah that shite looks custom. Might need to pay some Mexican grandmother to dust off her sowing machine

 

[peg leg]

Yeah that shite looks custom. Might need to pay some Mexican grandmother to dust off her sowing machine

Sowing machine?? Grandmother. Dusting off. Am I reading this right?

 

[Regs]

 

[R-Tee]

Sorry just to clarify, wtf, some guy kissed another guy. Just how does that happen during a game? They both lock eyes somewhere in midfield and proceed to run towards each other and make out?

Heated toe to toe exchange over tackle unlocks years of pent up, frustrated homosexual angst?

Not that there is anything wrong with that