By popular demand….DUDE’S SOUP SHOWDOWN!
Pacific Foods Creamy Tomato Soup vs. Amy’s Split Pea Organic Soup.
Where can you find these? I mean, besides Dude’s Pandemic Pantry, where we stocked up because the sky was falling, but wasn’t, and now may be again?
The Independent should have it. Save-On-Foods. Not Dude’s Pandemic Pantry.
Preparation method: exactly 150 seconds in this BOSCH Microwave, covered. No stopping to stir halfway, be a man and do a solid full stir at the end. This isn’t knitting.
The Pacific Foods Creamy Tomato Soup was tasty, and smooth. Smooth is key right now for dental surgery recovery. Still some stiches hanging on in there, kinda gross.
The Tomato Soup needed no added ingredients. “But Dude!” (you say), “What about the crackers?”
Well reader, crackers are out. These front teeth ae purely cosmetic. The only way to eat crackers are Stoned Wheat Thins, 2, buttered, dipped. Not crushed up to only sit in the soup to get mushy. Crushing is for pussies, anyways. It’s all soup all the time.
After a satisfying dip down Tomato lane, I moved onto the Spit Pea. Same bowl.
Very disappointing.
From the beginning, not enough salt, or pepper. Bullshit, the fcuking soup is in a can, stuff it full of sodium and other delicious ingredients. Salt and pepper added (sea salt, peppercorns, ground. Dude likes grinding).
Pacific Foods Creamy Tomato Soup
3/5, based on taste, but it’s still from my Pandemic Pantry.
Amy’s Split Pea Organic Soup
2/5. Very disappointed, I haven’t scored anything this low since Subway tried to make a Montreal Smoked meat.
BTW, I’d give my right arm for a smoked meat.
The clear winner of this sad showdown is….. PACIFIC FOODS CREAMY TOMATO SOUP!
Sigh.
At least the view was nice.
In a time of germaphobia and a pandemic, I can only imagine a lot of that guy's DNA will be making it's rounds around the sandis. How many times does he whip it out for the helicopter?
God bless you Salam, you perverted bastard, and I sincerely hope his health isn't a determent to his enjoyment of life going forward. He's a beauty.
I will definitely miss wrapping my mouth around Salams meat. God damn that’s a girthy bastard, it almost requires coming up with a game plan as to how you are going to attack the monstrosity of protein and sodium wedged between a thick diverse layer of various cheeses between a glorious loaf of gluten filled bread.
on my last visit I peered through the locked glass door and saw him peer back, I assumed he was closed and I turned to walk away until I saw this sasquatch-esque silhouette uplift its shirt and proceed to rub its nipples on the glass door before opening it and saying “come inside my friend”
now at this point I probably should have kept walking away, but I didn’t, I walked in the door locked behind me, and again at this point I probably should have walked out, but I didn’t, and low n behold after about 15 minutes of banter, crude humour, and more nipple, I walked out with the equivalent of a new born baby. Salam is an absolute beauty and his salami was even better.
cheers to a legend
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The father of two has three rules that every customer must follow: No ketchup, no sauerkraut and no Manchester United. He proudly flies a Liverpool FC flag above his stand and has been known to turn away patrons wearing a rival Man United jersey.
Introducing our turkey sandwich: Camembert, turkey, arugula, tomato, homemade pesto aioli and bacon basted with maple syrup and fennel
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