Football Pool - Banter

[knvb]

You first.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Looks like this week it's between 4. Lippy/Doody and Hos are hoping for a Carolina victory while Potatoe and bronco are hoping for a Green Bay victory.

Don't like that Lippy Doddy Team, who picks for that team anyway.

I have 43 points and they have 39, what happens if it is 41 points tonight?

hos

Come on Carolina, big.

 

[One Dart]

Price is right rules apply I would think. If you are over you lose. Bob Barker says so.

 

[Regs]

Split the winnings or agree to who gets more points next week... or whatever the tieing (sp?) parties can agree to.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[BJB]

I say they write a 1000 word essay on why they deserve to win the $$$ and why the other guy doesn't. People who are in the pool will then vote for the winner. I already know who i will vote for.

 

[Dapotayto]

If you already know who you would vote for does that not defeat the purpose of an essay contest?

I like the idea of a contest to settle it but I say we make it a spelling bee. Or in HoS's case, a speeling bee.

 

[knvb]

Is Bronco going to be able to type and still pull your strings at the same time?

 

[Dapotayto]

I know you're talking to BJB but he's not around so I'll clarify for him.

Their seems to be two possible ways in which Bronco might manage to type while exerting his influence on BJB.

a) The same way you manage to type with your thumb firmly lodged in your arse.

b) The same way you manage to see the screen with your nose lodged firmly up Reg's arse

Simple, really.

 

[BlazeArmy]

Pulling no punches eh Dap.

 

[BJB]

Actually i was gonna vote for my fellow city worker HOS.... but now that u fckers think u funny. I will vote for my fellow Croat. Fcku it, I'm gonna vote for myself. Regs just give me the $$$ and everything will be good. As long as that prick KNVB doesn't win a week, i'll be happy!!! Fcuker still owes me beers from last year. When does slurry take on croatia??

 

[Bronco]

Yeah Knobby when do we play? We'll beat you guys for a flat of beer as well!!

 

[BJB]

add 5000 tokens as well u orange fcuker!!!

 

[knvb]

Both you putz's are on, but we won't see you until the second week back from the Christmas break so we'll pick it up then and in a more appropriate place.

Speaking of and with other foot-in-mouth wankers, Dap care to make a 2G token side bet on next weeks totals?

 

[Dapotayto]

Green Bay 24 Carolina 14=Jackpot mothafcukers


As a wise man once said, booyah! Now the only question is can I go undefeated for the whole season? Perhaps I will huff back some absolutely mind-destroying "time-warp" greenery and try to take it back to '72, a la the Dolphins.

 

[Regs]

All the picks came in early so I've updated the official pool site with everyone's picks...

Good luck... Me!



~Regs.

 

[sensei_hanson]

4 4 8 in the morning games. What the hell happened to the Packers? Ditto for Washington and Denver. Jacksonville is 2-0 despite averaging 10 points per game. Crazy stuff.

 

[knvb]

What he said...

Plus...what business does Carolina have beating KC? At least the Cowboys are winning (Jinx)

5 fer 9.

 

[Dapotayto]

Five-fer-nine also. The rest of my picks are looking pretty good so far though. Incredibly, I picked Dallas to win and Pitt to lose in the same week. Have I gone soft or am I just that desperate to beat you fcukers again?

 

[knvb]

Much better second half... 5 fer 5 and 10 4 14 overall. Come on Bungles... (Did I just type that? )

How 'bout dem Cowboys...

 

[Dapotayto]

Nine-fer-fourteen now but have the same two picks left as you. There will be no repeat this week. My worldwide Dapination will have to be put on hold.

For now.