Dude, your box is full so I'll answer here... No, I'm not screwing your wife anymore nor would I in the first place. She's old and has way too much baggage plus I'm weirded out by the ugly kids. Maybe it's Ballbaby he has ugly kids too...
How the fcuk did I end up in this incredibly intellectual dialogue?
I do believe that there is such a think as ugly kids. Physically speaking of course. Sadly they also grow up to be ugly adults, adults who fail to realize they do not have the tools to complete a bicycle kick. Of course, what we end up having is an ugly adult attempting an attractive maneuver in an ugly manner. It's so consistent.
Your box is still full so I will just ask you here. Will you be venturing out to the X- mas dance on Saturday night after our game? Let me know if you need a couple tickets if you haven't got them already.