Div 1 [FVSL D1] Offseason Banter Spring/Summer 2009

[italian_stallion21]

Had our first training session with the new coach, and Dude was right. We will be one of the fittest teams in D1 this season. I want to die tonight. He went easy (as he says) on us and it was the most running I've ever done. Hopefully fitness transfers into more wins.

 

[Dude]

The quality of Stepchild's happy endings makes gender a moot point. It's like a chiropractic blend of pill form ectasy, kama sutra, tantric, rubber man bliss. In fact you'll be so far down the rabbit hole you won't even know your gender.

Who's with me on that?

Interesting. And here I was just looking for a good snap.

 

[swampdonkey]

I'm sure if you ask he'll add a little snap in there. I'd ask him to add some of his equine heat rub as well.

 

[Stepchild]

I'm sure if you ask he'll add a little snap in there. I'd ask him to add some of his equine heat rub as well.

Thanks guys, it nice to be recognized for my skills. Sometimes a nice gesture gets one through a rough day.

Stallion, the next stag of training is kicking the ball into the corner....leading to stage 3....running after it. I am sure dude can back me up on this....

 

[italian_stallion21]

Stallion, the next stag of training is kicking the ball into the corner....leading to stage 3....running after it. I am sure dude can back me up on this....

At least we'll have a ball to use. Haven't seen one of those yet

 

[Bollocks]

Steppy ... then there's Stage 4 ... "feed the runner"

 

[Bollocks]

Stall,

We Rangers know your coach *very* well. I can't wait to see the new Strikers "tactics" for our darby.

Kick it in the corner and turn the defender!

 

[surreyu]

I thought Div 1 was supposed to be fun. Why on gods green earth would you want to play for a coach whose philosophy is to run your bag off on tues and thurs night. Its football not track. I bet your training numbers will slowly but surely go down as these sessions continue.
6 lads out by the end of september. But they will be the fittest 6 guys in the league

 

[Dude]

6 by the end of September if they lose their first 3.

6 by the end of November if they win their first 7.

 

[italian_stallion21]

6 by the end of September if they lose their first 3.

6 by the end of November if they win their first 7.

Can't see either happening but would be happy with the latter. So far it doesn't seem like the guys mind running their bags off but I guess only time will tell.

 

[Bluenose]

new schedule up, boys.

 

[italian_stallion21]

new schedule up, boys.

Doesn't something have to change for it to be new?

 

[TheMegr]

Doesn't something have to change for it to be new?

Yeah, they've changed some of the home fields. That's it, I think.

 

[jimmy_jones]

we were playing against the gunners at home at binnie sunday night before. now its changed to fri nite at 730 on the cement.

 

[cloughie]

4 port moody read north delta

 

[kjohnsob]

4 port moody read north delta

heh mackie is in better shape than PMTC. and Delsom (n?) is the best turf around.

 

[italian_stallion21]

Weird, none of our games changes as far as I can tell.

 

[Cantuzzi]

Weird, none of our games changes as far as I can tell.

We had one... PM Gunners and North Delta switch dates for us (Aldergrove)

 

[suburbanator]

We had one... PM Gunners and North Delta switch dates for us (Aldergrove)

Same...we had ND and now have PM... I somehow liked the ND start better....

 

[WestCoast]

Pretty sure what happened was North Delta FC cried to the league and they listened. Their games are all mainly in ND and on Friday nights.

So if you don't like yor schedule cry in an email and they might listen, but remember you have to sound like a real whiney bitch.