Div 1 [FVSL D1] Predictions & Banter - October 2009

[lostmytouch]

Stallions Top 10 Excuses for sucking ass
10. Half the team decided to stay in the locker room and circle jerk on my Totti poster again
9. Our forward/D2 keeper had to play in net.
8. New coach makes us run too much in training.
7. We can possibly win when we have players playing out of position.
6. We are from Walley, nothing good comes out of Walley.
5. Some guy on our team had a wedding.
4. Too drunk.
3. I got sucker punched wearing a cheesy Christmas sweater.
2. We will get automatically promoted to Prem. because i am delusional
1. My pussy hurt.

If you have followed Stallions posts for the past couple years you will know that half of those are real excuses.

Keep posting your delusions Stal it makes me feel better about my life.

 

[Eba]

My pussy hurts too

 

[4thplacetrophy]

hahahahahahhahahaha but you did forget one. wedding, this one was used much of the 07-08 season.

 

[Dude]

What langley team does JR play on?

If you're talking Roselund, Athletics.

 

[Maximus]

Stallions Top 10 Excuses for sucking ass
10. Half the team decided to stay in the locker room and circle jerk on my Totti poster again
9. Our forward/D2 keeper had to play in net.
8. New coach makes us run too much in training.
7. We can possibly win when we have players playing out of position.
6. We are from Walley, nothing good comes out of Walley.
5. Some guy on our team had a wedding.
4. Too drunk.
3. I got sucker punched wearing a cheesy Christmas sweater.
2. We will get automatically promoted to Prem. because i am delusional
1. My pussy hurt.

If you have followed Stallions posts for the past couple years you will know that half of those are real excuses.

Keep posting your delusions Stal it makes me feel better about my life.

Simply beautiful.

 

[The Franchise]

hahahahahahhahahaha but you did forget one. wedding, this one was used much of the 07-08 season.

Wedding is on there

IS...at least tell him he spelled Whalley wrong

 

[italian_stallion21]

hahahahahahhahahaha but you did forget one. wedding, this one was used much of the 07-08 season.

Wedding was used for Provincials that year and we still managed to beat the Selects

 

[italian_stallion21]

Stallions Top 10 Excuses for sucking ass
10. Half the team decided to stay in the locker room and circle jerk on my Totti poster again
9. Our forward/D2 keeper had to play in net.
8. New coach makes us run too much in training.
7. We can possibly win when we have players playing out of position.
6. We are from Walley, nothing good comes out of Walley.
5. Some guy on our team had a wedding.
4. Too drunk.
3. I got sucker punched wearing a cheesy Christmas sweater.
2. We will get automatically promoted to Prem. because i am delusional
1. My pussy hurt.

If you have followed Stallions posts for the past couple years you will know that half of those are real excuses.

Keep posting your delusions Stal it makes me feel better about my life.

10 is obviously fake, I would never let anyone do that on a poster of Totti. As for the sweater, was never an excuse, it just gave me character. See avatar The rest are true. Especially the pussy hurting, very hard injury to come back from.

 

[Maximus]

Wedding was used for Provincials that year and we still managed to beat the Selects

It's true, but you're only as good as your last game, and we won our last matchup.

 

[italian_stallion21]

It's true, but you're only as good as your last game, and we won our last matchup.

Fair enough. I wasn't there though, so I count the last game I was at

 

[Supersub]

Supersub got it right. We were lucky to get out of that game with a point. Especially in the first half we should have been down by 4 for sure. Our keeper did keep us in the game with some great saves on some crackers by Langely.

Stallion should note that we had one of our midfielders playing in goal because our starting keep had the flu. Was that not an excuse you used earlier Stal? I think I am going to made a Top 10 Stallion excuses for losing a game.

Back to the game. Langely deserved the 3 point and we were lucky. Definatly our worst game in the last 2 years in Div.1.

Worst game in 2 years? please give athletics a little credit

 

[Bollocks]

1 buzz SFC Rangers over Poco Div 1

5 clean sheets on the trot

 

[bulljive]

NDFC 3-2 Sentinel

Outside of the Rangers, Sentinel is easily the best team we have played this season. Good game to watch, Sentinel having the better run of play in the first and we had the better run of play in the second. They have a very talented team but need a larger team as they tired in the last 15. I felt we deserved the win.

 

[fowlerisgod14]

1 buzz SFC Rangers over Poco Div 1

5 clean sheets on the trot

Great Game

 

[junction]

Nice result Bulljive. I was starting to fear that Sentinel had really found their pace... I'm a little nervous of what to expect from these guys when we play them.

P Middy 1 Tielanders 1 at Ye olde cement patch lastnight. They won the first half and we won the second. Pretty simple... Disapointing that we couldnt squeeze in another late one in, in classic Gunner fashion... This is a pretty good team, they have two big, strong strikers who are deceivingly fast. Little guy on the wing had some skill too, but put these guys under pressure and they give the ball away pretty quickly.

Shitty Tie

 

[rookie7]

3-3 strikers n trinity . .

 

[Injury-Prone]

PAU 2 - Abby 0, not a shot on net from them and lacadaisical play by us, should have been more

 

[italian_stallion21]

Like rookie7 said, we tied TWU 3-3. Gay fcukin game. I was more useless than normal, their 2nd goal was entirely my fault. The being said, we were down 2-0 10 minutes in, finally started to get stuck in to tackles and took the piss out of them the rest of the game. They result to kick the ball out at any chance and hope one of their stirkers get it, and it worked once for their 3rd goal. We should have had way more, but a point is a point i guess. Sentinel to thrash TWU next week, they're garbage.

 

[4thplacetrophy]

Like rookie7 said, we tied TWU 3-3. Gay fcukin game. I was more useless than normal, their 2nd goal was entirely my fault. The being said, we were down 2-0 10 minutes in, finally started to get stuck in to tackles and took the piss out of them the rest of the game. They result to kick the ball out at any chance and hope one of their stirkers get it, and it worked once for their 3rd goal. We should have had way more, but a point is a point i guess. Sentinel to thrash TWU next week, they're garbage.

that's all they did last year against us as well, must just be there off day's perfomances cause they got plenty of good results elsewhere.

 

[Injury-Prone]

They played pretty well against us; I've heard it depends on the players that are called up to the big team for the weekend?