4thplacetrophy
Well-Known Member
Allow me to beg your indulgence. Whalley United gives me the giggles. They participate in such facetious tom foolery. Are you serious one might ask. This team urns for enlightenment, but who do they have to turn to ? Who do they have to place upon a pedestal so they can bask in the glow of their own essence ? In short the answer is no one. Sure there is the people who attempt to appeal to the unwashed masses, but they are nothing but false profits who my will expose. I am the bright beam of enlightenment that will serve as the avenging sword of soccer. This concludes this message and as always .... You're Welcome.
I have nothing to do with Whalley FC, but i literally have no idea what any of this means.