[FVSL Masters] Pre-season Banter 09/10

[Dude]

The new Lords of Langley are here you old coots.

That's right...Utah, Grandpa Joe (Frank), and I just ajourned the first official meeting of the Langley Athletic Masters.

I see the Rangers saw us coming and took refuge in the VMSL. Can't say I blame them.

Looking forward to kicking around the new Poco / old Dews, as well as the Old / New Dewds. Where's that Fat old Monkey playing this year?

The Lords are accepting some applications...please forward your resume, and it may be considered. If not, we'll be happy to refer you to Surrey United.

~Fcuk off, I'm busy.

 

[Regs]

Re: FVSL Maters- 2009 / 2010 Pre-season Banter

Wrong forum to post this in meathead.

And nice title for the thread, everyone knows that the FVSL doesn't matter...

 

[Dude]

Re: FVSL Maters- 2009 / 2010 Pre-season Banter

I was drinking last night. Can't you read? "First official meeting", meaning we went to Earl's, drank ber, and oggled bewbs.

Maybe a kind moderator can both move me to the right spot, and add change the thread to "FVSL Masters Maters- 2009 / 2010 Pre-season Banter".

 

[Regs]

Done.

Hopefully those new ND Alumni wanks can find this thread, they will fit right in.

Obviously.

 

[Dude]

I've heard all North Delta born and raised boys are wanks.

Just saying. What I've heard.

 

[heanjob]

I've heard all North Delta born and raised boys are wanks.

Just saying. What I've heard.

Welcome Dude....went to your club website looking for an application and all I could find was an employment application to Starbucks.

I was disappointed.

Just saying.

 

[Dude]

Starbucks is our new sponsor (or, sponcor, in Ghouse speak).

Don't worry...I know a guy at LUFC that can hook you up w/ the 18 page application and aptitude test. Passing this, you'll be subject to a 3 stage interview process, where unanimous approval is required. We are weary of you newly divorsed single types. Bagage. We need to be 100% sure you have the character and quality the Lords are looking for.

That, or $250.00, no questions asked.

 

[Regs]

It's sponcer I believe.

 

[heanjob]

Starbucks is our new sponsor (or, sponcor, in Ghouse speak).

Don't worry...I know a guy at LUFC that can hook you up w/ the 18 page application and aptitude test. Passing this, you'll be subject to a 3 stage interview process, where unanimous approval is required. We are weary of you newly divorsed single types. Bagage. We need to be 100% sure you have the character and quality the Lords are looking for.

That, or $250.00, no questions asked.

Got me thinking....also dreaming of an ACBC Masters team.....fairy music.....$250.00?! Delta has a discount for divorced with limited baggage types.

What kind of beer you guys drink and do you have a warm room to huddle in apres games?

 

[Dude]

Pfffffft. You make $250.00 every time you dial a phone number.

Warm place, beer...yes, yes.

 

[kurgan]

So. What are the options out there for a fat slow 41 yr-old who is moving out to Abbotsford in 6 weeks?

~Kurgancontemplatingthecommute...

 

[Taxman]

Ask Rangerforever - he had the same issue two years ago - he decided to stay put and go through the drive-thru and get bigger.

 

[Dude]

Why would you do that?

Lots for you, I think...

Mission Blues, Abby Ancient Mariners, Aldergrove old and fat. I'd say Langley, but we have a one communist limit here, and Billy Boy has the spot.

 

[trece verde]

Dood:

So if your scurvy lot are going to be the LU Masters reprobates, what's happening to BullyB and the Ballsacks?

Not that enquiring minds really want to know, just trying to help out your misbegotten thread....

Bewbs indeed...

 

[badknees7]

Done.

Hopefully those new ND Alumni wanks can find this thread, they will fit right in.

Obviously.

Found it!! Sticks and stones...... NDU,NDU,NDU!!!!

 

[Dude]

Trece,

The Ballsacks still swing, so far as I know.

We just had a whole whack of degenerates turning 35 at the same time that we thought we’d all like to carry on together. Thus, new Masters team. That, and the Ballsacks smell like a retirement home.

Can I answer any more queries?

 

[Regs]

You are a querie.

 

[Dude]

Your move won't fool me in May regs. Word to the wise.

 

[Sliver]

The new Lords of Langley are here you old coots.

Looking forward to kicking around the new Poco / old Dews, as well as the Old / New Dewds. Where's that Fat old Monkey playing this year?

I've heard Fat Monkey will be playing with the Old Dewds/New Poco.

 

[Scottyshell]

Some of us can still find our way around this site Regs....at least before we've "had a few"......

Cheers!