I also imagine that if we do meet at some point that you and your Castillian brethren may not find the humour in getting your arse handed to
you. You might even be up to 60 minutes a game by then and almost fat, erm, fit.
I can drive a tractor. Is that considered a skill/talent in your time zone?
I would guess that you have been on the receiving end of your own 'arse' several times this year - doubtful, however that you have handed anyone their asses this year. The only place we could meet will be the BC's and I'm not sure you will be invited to that party.
Run along to your own wee forum.